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3D Play Rug

Encourage imaginative play on a large 3D rug depicting a town complete with raised roads, hills and buildings.

The Power Claw Power Strip

The Power Claw Power Strip is the cleverly conceived electrical strip that fastens to practically anything. This indispensable piece of gear provides three grounded receptacles and incorporates a spring-actuated clamp enabling it to secure itself onto virtually any surface.

Fast Food Keychains

Show your guilty-pleasure pride by clipping one of these fast-food keychains to your keys or bag. Each resin charm—choose from a crispy drumstick, juicy wing, golden nugget or single fry—looks deliciously realistic without the calories.

Electric Jaw Saw

Demonstrate dominance over your disobedient domain by slicing, severing, and shearing through all the excessive arboreal growth. This adaptable apparatus facilitates effortless division of limbs reaching four inches in diameter while minimizing the possibility of abrupt, forceful recoil.

Wild Turkey Fixed Blade Tracker Knife

Add a reliable, rugged blade to your outdoor kit with a handmade tracker knife featuring high-carbon steel, a sturdy wooden grip, and a leather sheath worthy of any wilderness trek.

The Unofficial Harry Potter Cookbook

Give your ordinary, non-magical palate a delightful jolt of wizarding flavor by whipping up any of the dishes found within The Unofficial Harry Potter Cookbook. This tome is brimming with more than 150 straightforward recipes for truly enchanting eats, including delectable favorites such as "pumpkin pasties" and "Molly's meat pies."

Stick Shift Fidget Toy

Hey there, fellow fidget fiends and car fanatics! Got a need for speed and a serious case of restless hands? Then you absolutely need this stick shift fidget toy in your life. It’s the perfect pocket-sized pal for gearheads who live and breathe manual transmissions. We’re talking high-quality construction that feels super satisfying, all bundled up in a neat little keychain. The best part? This tiny titan actually moves just like a real-life gear stick shifter, giving you that authentic, clicky satisfaction right in the palm of your hand. It’s the ultimate accessory for any auto enthusiast whose fingers just can't sit still!

Razer Leviathan V2 Gaming Soundbar

Give your games and movies that extra oomph of immersion with an upgrade to the Razer Leviathan V2 Gaming Soundbar. This powerhouse boasts 2 full-range drivers and a down-firing subwoofer, ensuring your beloved games, shows, and films truly leap into reality.

Bicycle Seat Belt

That noggin-protector is fine, but let's get serious about safety. Upgrade your two-wheeled escapade with The Bicycle Seatbelt. This little marvel attaches pronto to any bike saddle, is certified to handle a hefty 400 lbs, and has been rigorously tested for those exhilarating jaunts up to 48 mph.

Not My Job Stamp

Sprinkle some laughter into your workplace or classroom with this cheeky “not my job” stamp! This delightful novelty self-inking stamp is a real game changer, featuring a clever two-sided ink pad that doubles your stamping fun. It’s the perfect gift for that work buddy or teacher who could use a lighthearted reminder that some tasks are just not on their to-do list. Get ready to unleash some giggles!

Jeffrey Epstein Hanging Air Freshener

Get ready to spark some intriguing conversations with this one-of-a-kind air freshener inspired by none other than Jeffrey Epstein! Crafted from recycled paper, this handmade gem comes in five delightful scents: fresh clean cotton, enchanting jasmine, bold black cherry, vibrant Hawaii blue, and tropical mango. Perfect for adding a playful twist to your space while keeping it fresh and fragrant!

Tactical Military Gloves

Protect your hands on rugged adventures with tactical military gloves. Originally designed for service members, they feature reinforced knuckles and fingers to absorb impact and resist wear.

1TB MicroSD Card

Give your phone's capacity a serious boost with this 1TB microSD from SanDisk. This tiny titan is waterproof, shockproof, and even x-ray proof, offering a truly massive amount of storage while delivering snappy read speeds of 90 MB/s and solid write speeds of 60MB/s.

Motorized Pool Lounger

Ditch the boring old floaties and prepare for the ultimate aquatic chill session with this seriously cool, motorized pool lounger! Crafted from robust, heavy-duty PVC—because nobody likes a flimsy flop—this incredibly comfortable inflatable is basically your personal, water-borne chariot of relaxation. The best part? It comes equipped with a sneaky little built-in motor that takes the "work" out of "working on your tan," gently propelling you across the shimmering water's surface so you can focus entirely on soaking up those glorious summer rays.

Posable Life Size Skeleton

This posable, life-sized skeleton is the perfect centerpiece for your Halloween setup. Standing slightly over five feet, this boney chap boasts posable limbs that securely lock, allowing you to arrange him in a variety of humorous and entertaining stances.

Prank Granny Panties

Present the present of pure hilarity with Prank Granny Panties—enormous, frilly undergarments substantial enough to serve as a makeshift sling. Ideal for those White Elephant exchanges, celebratory birthdays, or exacting retribution upon pals who bestow hosiery. A single size accommodates everyone... psychologically.

The 72 Hour Survival Kit

Amp up your survival game with this 72-hour emergency kit! Crafted by survival pros, this nifty little pack is bursting with over 30 handy tools, all snugly packed inside a super tough, waterproof tarpaulin exterior. Whether you’re facing a surprise camping trip or just want to be ready for anything life throws your way, this kit has got your back. Stay prepared and keep the adventure alive!

Vortex Coin Bank

Turn saving into a spectacle with this vortex coin bank. Drop a coin in and watch it spiral down the funnel like a mini tornado before clinking into the collection tray below.

LED Snowboard Lighting Kit

Keep the party going long after the sun dips below the horizon by decking out your board with this dazzling LED snowboard lighting kit. With over 16 feet of top-notch battery-powered LED strips, you can unleash a rainbow of color combinations at the push of a button using the handy remote. Shred in style and let your board shine as bright as your adventurous spirit!

Neck And Shoulder Heating Pad

Give your weary upper torso a proper treat by dedicating a brief, delightful interlude to this neck and shoulder warming wrap. This perfectly contoured garment boasts nine temperature levels and eleven timer options for supreme ease, weighing in at 2.2 pounds to deliver that extra touch of soothing comfort.

Bob Ross Positive Energy Drink

Sip a little extra sunshine and a jolt of get-up-and-go with the Bob Ross Positive Energy Drink. This invigorating concoction, sporting the beloved artist's visage on the can, delivers a pleasing taste sensation that's sure to inject some pep into your daily routine.

Desktop Candy Claw Machine

Get ready to bring the sweet, sweet thrill of the arcade right to your tabletop with this delightful desktop candy claw machine! Forget those sketchy, rigged contraptions at the mall; this little beauty is all about pure, unadulterated fun. Just load it up with your absolute favorite candies and those tiny, tempting toys—you know, the good stuff—and prepare for some serious claw-action excitement. The best part? We promise this one isn't secretly plotting against you; it's designed so you can genuinely enjoy the satisfying victory of actually picking up the goodies inside!

Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak

Use the accompanying app and green-screen technology to make wearers disappear on camera with this magical cloak.

Apple Airpods Pro

Apple's elevating their famously peculiar earphone situation with the Airpods Pro. These boast active noise cancellation, a transparency mode allowing crisp awareness of your environment, support for wireless charging, a sweat-resistant build, and seamless "Hey Siri" functionality.

Chiropractic Neck And Shoulder Relaxer

Ease tension from home with this ergonomic neck and shoulder cradle. Made from dense foam, it gently supports and stretches muscles to relieve stiffness in just 10 minutes of use.

Cold Steel Defense Baseball Bat

Defend your home with a polypropylene bat shaped like a baseball bat but built for self-defense durability.

Dragon Ball Super Monopoly

Test your mettle and financial acumen to become the wealthiest warrior in the multiverse with a spirited round of Dragon Ball Super Monopoly. Players navigate the game board, strategically enlisting powerful fighters and enhancing their formidable squad using coveted Kame Houses and the invaluable Hyperbolic Time Chambers.

Marty Moose Punch Bowl

Keep the holiday spirits high and the eggnog cheerfully flowing with this Marty Moose punch bowl, perfectly channeling the festive zeal of Clark Griswold. Capable of accommodating four liters of your preferred seasonal libation, this iconic bowl is a faithful reproduction of the one featured in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

Candle By The Hour

This hourly candle lends a pleasing ambient glow and a touch of flair to your abode. Its horizontal design makes it simple to advance the candle as the wax melts down. A delightful honey aroma is naturally released as a bonus, thanks to the beeswax composition.

Reindeer Mankini Thong

Spread holiday cheer (and fear) by slipping into this reindeer mankini thong. With googly eyes and antlers on the pouch, it turns your nether regions into a festive creature that’s sure to get laughs.

The Handy Hand

In these unpredictable times, a little caution goes a long way! Say goodbye to awkward handshakes and hello to your new favorite sidekick: the handy hand! This quirky, life-saving appendage is perfect for tackling everyday tasks while keeping your distance. Whether you're a germaphobe or just someone who appreciates a little personal space, this clever tool makes for an amusing yet practical gift. Get ready to navigate the world with a touch of whimsy and a whole lot of hygiene!

Fitly Minimalist Running Pack

This Fitly minimalist running pack is the sleek solution for keeping your essentials secure and accessible while you're logging miles. Crafted from a fabric that resists odors, its design incorporates strategic stretch points, ensuring it molds perfectly to your movement without any irritating chafing.

Solar Powered Lighter

This solar-powered ignition device ensures your cigarette lighting remains utterly unbothered, regardless of blustery conditions or a bit of drizzle. Ditch those fussy gas lighters; this clever gadget captures the sun's energy to fire up your smoke, and its shiny surface even moonlights as a handy little reflector.

Kid’s Bartender Playkit

Let kids play bartender (minus the booze) with a pretend mixology set that teaches pouring, shaking, and drink-building through imaginative, hands-on play.

The World’s Strongest Coffee

Wake up with a brew that packs twice the caffeine. This dark roast uses a bold blend of beans to deliver energy without bitterness.

Cuddy Crawler Wheeled Floating Cooler

Roll your cold drinks anywhere with this amphibious cooler. It’s insulated to keep beverages chilled for days, rides smoothly on land and detaches from its wheels to float beside you in the pool.

Jewelry Cabinet Mirror

Tidy up your space with this jewelry cabinet mirror, the perfect place to stash all your bits and baubles. This tilting 43-inch looking glass is a clever, space-saving design, boasting a slender yet ample storage cabinet equipped with 48 necklace spots, six lined shelves, and a dedicated bracelet bar.

Crocs Dylan Mules Clogs-Shoes

Slip into comfort with these cushioned mules that blend quirky Crocs style with effortless wear. They’re lightweight, waterproof and unapologetically bold.

Black Diamond Hand Grips

Say goodbye to those pesky blisters and hello to gym time bliss with the ultimate hand grips! These beauties come with a custom wrist strap to keep things comfy while you lift like a champ. Crafted from genuine leather, they offer top-notch support and durability, so you can focus on pumping iron without worrying about your hands. Get ready to crush your workout in style!

I’m Fine Bloody Shirt

You’re a tough cookie, and you know it! Now it’s time to show the world just how resilient you are every time you rock the ‘I’m Fine’ bloody shirt. Even after that wild mishap left you with a dramatic, blood-soaked gash over your right kidney, you’ll be just fine – it’s merely a flesh wound! Wear it with pride and a wink, because nothing says ‘I’ve got this’ quite like a splash of faux drama on your shirt!

How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety

Get your furry friend ready to tackle the wild world out there with How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety! This guide preps your kitty for everything from mischievous Satanists to lurking online predators, and even equips them with survival skills for a post-apocalyptic adventure. With a mix of humor and practical advice, your cat will be strutting their stuff, ready to face whatever life throws their way—because every feline deserves to be a savvy survivor!

Childproof Knife Block

Keep curious hands safe with a knife block that locks each slot until you press a hidden release. It holds five knives and blends into your countertop.

Jabba The Hut Coffee Mug

Inject some intergalactic flair into your morning java ritual with this Jabba The Hut coffee mug. This stellar vessel is safe for the microwave and boasts a generous 26-ounce capacity, making it ideal for holding either your preferred drink or a hearty bowl of soup.

Professional Dematting Comb For Pets

Skip the salon visits and tackle the tangles yourself using this expert pet de-matting tool. This handy accessory lets you achieve that freshly-groomed look in a flash, making it an essential item for every devoted pet parent.

Emergency Water Container

Every savvy doomsday prepper needs this snazzy emergency water container in their arsenal! When chaos reigns, you’ll have a whopping 100 gallons of crisp, refreshing water stashed away, enough to keep you hydrated for up to 4 weeks. The only dilemma you’ll face? Navigating the delightful mess of a civilization in freefall!

R/C Drone Stunt Plane

Perform flips and rolls with the R/C drone stunt plane. Designed for durability and agility, it executes impressive aerial tricks and provides hours of sky‑high entertainment.

Grow A Boyfriend

Drop this tiny figure into water and watch it transform into a swole, six-times-larger “perfect boyfriend,” expanding into a novelty companion that grows with impressive dedication over three days.

Butt Shaped Pillows

Get ready to give your weary head the ultimate treat with our Buttress pillow! Scientifically backed for neck and back support, this life-size, natural latex butt-shaped pillow is not just a comfy spot to rest; it’s a cheeky companion for your downtime. Firm yet cozy, it’s available in a rainbow of colors, making it a fun addition to any space. Treat yourself to a little luxury and let those bubble butts work their magic on your tired body!

GravaStar Mars Pro Bluetooth Speaker

Meet the GravaStar Mars Pro Bluetooth Speaker: it’s like a robot from your wildest dreams that also happens to play your favorite jams! With booming bass that could wake the neighbors, this little mech packs a punch with dual pairing, six vibrant RGB light modes, and a whopping 15 hours of non-stop playtime. Perfect for audiophiles who crave their sound loud, crisp, and ready for battle—this speaker is here to turn any gathering into a sonic adventure!

Ghostbusters Proton Pack Replica

Suit up like a true Ghostbuster with this life‑size proton pack replica. Officially licensed with working lights and sounds, it turns cosplay or Halloween into a full‑on hunt for ectoplasmic entities.

Home Planetarium Star Projector

Bring the night sky indoors with a projector that casts rotating constellations onto walls and ceilings. With multiple color modes and adjustable focus, it’s great for bedtime stories or mood lighting.

All-In-One Breakfast Cooking Station

Transform your mornings into a delightful adventure with the ultimate breakfast cooking station! This magical gadget lets you whip up your morning essentials all at once—from brewing a steaming cup of coffee to toasting your bread, and sizzling up some sausage and eggs. Say goodbye to the chaos of morning prep and hello to a deliciously efficient start to your day!

Cat Butt Refrigerator Magnets

A delightful present for the feline fanatic who possesses everything, these cheeky refrigerator magnets feature the posterior of six distinct kitties. This functional set of six magnets is sure to spark amusing discussions when company arrives.

The High Performance Planner

Organize like a pro with the High Performance Planner. Designed to maximize productivity, this daily journal guides you through goal setting, habit tracking and prioritizing tasks so you can crush your to-do list.

Flip & Serve Egg Ring

Transform your breakfast game with this egg-cellent mold! Say goodbye to messy spatula flips and hello to a leak-proof wonder that cradles your egg like a pro. With its handy silicone bumpers, it keeps everything in place, ensuring you get a perfectly shaped egg disc every time—ideal for your morning sandwich. Who knew breakfast could be this fun and fuss-free?

Shadow Fighter Game

Get ready for an action-packed adventure with The Shadow Fighter! This isn’t just any training—it's a thrilling game where kids will find themselves up against a sneaky and skilled Shadow Ninja. As they dash, leap, and strategize, they’ll boost their agility and quick thinking, all while having a blast. Who knew getting fit could feel this much like a game? Let the fun begin!

Gerber Ghoststrike Fixed Blade Knife

Keep the Gerber Ghoststrike fixed blade knife close by to guarantee you're always ready for anything. This American-made implement, skillfully constructed from 420HC steel and finished with a black ceramic coat, boasts a small, minimalist frame for easy, unnoticeable transport.

R/C Trailer Valet RVR

Park your trailer effortlessly with the R/C Trailer Valet. The motorized dolly is controlled by remote so you can manoeuvre trailers into tight spots without a spotter or strain.

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Grown Up ATM Piggy Bank

Toss those tired, childish piggy banks aside and embrace your inner financially savvy grown-up with this delightfully cheeky Grown Up ATM bank! This isn't your grandma's ceramic coin catcher; oh no, this clever contraption automatically recognizes and tallies up every single coin you drop in, keeping a precise running total of your hard-earned stash. And because we know you're too sophisticated for smashing ceramic, this bank includes its very own sleek, pin-activated ATM card, making those necessary withdrawals smooth, secure, and wonderfully convenient.

Outdoor Pet Tent

Let your small pet safely soak in the outdoors with this mesh-walled tent. It pops up to create over 30 square feet of contained exploration space, giving curious cats and tiny critters fresh air and sunshine without giving you a panic attack about escape routes.

Ganja Land Board Game

Take game night higher with Ganja Land, a weed-themed board game that sends players on a humorous adventure through bong hits and goofy challenges. Easy to learn and packed with stoner humor, it’s the perfect way to spark up the fun.

Dr. Sheffield's Chocolate Toothpaste

Encourage your reluctant youngsters to embrace toothbrushing by applying a small amount of Dr. Sheffield's Chocolate Toothpaste to their bristles. This classic, all-natural formula boasts a pleasing chocolate taste that will captivate both children and dedicated lovers of cocoa.

Portable Picnic Table

Elevate your al fresco escapades with a designated spot to properly partake in your provisions, courtesy of this easily transportable picnic surface. This handy bit of outdoor gear offers a robust, double-decker platform perfectly capable of handling everything from dining and working to a spirited game of cards.

Astronaut Smartphone Mount

No need to radio Houston for clearance when you're ready to berth your battery-drained phone on this astronaut smartphone stand. Whenever a power-up is required, just set your device right onto the spaceman's thrusterpack.

Skid Shot Storm Toilet Paper Gun

Arm yourself with this lever-action launcher that uses toilet paper as ammo. Perfect for pranking or safe indoor battles, it shoots soft spitballs up to 30 feet.

Temporary Tattoo Markers

Turn your skin into a sketchbook with these temporary tattoo markers. Each set includes skin‑safe inks in fine and brush tips, plus stencils, so you can design custom body art that washes off whenever you’re ready.

Make Your Own CBD Gummies Kit

Get your CBD fix in gummy form with this DIY kit. It comes with moulds, droppers and everything else needed to make batches of CBD‑infused worms, bears and fish at home.

BestSelf Planner & Journal Notebook

Upgrade your planning game with a notebook that actually nudges you toward doing the things. This 13-week BestSelf planner breaks big goals into daily actions using proven templates and prompts, helping you prioritize, track progress, and call out procrastination by name.

The Black Christmas Tree

Ditch tradition for a chic black holiday tree. Available in 6 or 7 feet, its non‑flammable, allergen‑free branches provide a dramatic backdrop for ornaments and lights.

Zippo Lighter Armor

Guard your Zippo's pristine surface before heading out by tucking it into this lighter armor. It boasts a robust, heat-proof, reinforced polymer shell and an O-ring gasket that reduces fuel loss while simultaneously excluding moisture.

Magnetic Shark Repellent Band

Secure your serenity while navigating those toothy territories by simply slipping on this magnetic shark deterrent wristlet. Its refined, contemporary aesthetic houses a clever, proprietary magnetic system, ensuring your safety whether you're paddling out or catching a wave.

Seamen Mints

Set sail for freshness with Seamen Mints – delightful little swimmers tucked inside a cheeky nautical tin. Just one mint is all you need to make waves, but go ahead and treat yourself to a handful! Ideal for those who appreciate a dash of salty humor and the perfect gag gift for ocean enthusiasts.

Kichler Terna Vertical Blade Ceiling Fan

Beat the heat with the Kichler Terna vertical blade fan. Its innovative design features sleek vertical blades that create a gentle breeze while serving as a modern art piece for your ceiling.

Hook-Eze Fishing Knot Tying Tool

Tie fishing knots like a pro without poking your fingers. The Hook‑Eze tool holds hooks and lines securely, making knot‑tying faster and safer—even when conditions are slick.

Wine Bottle Puzzle

Make the next bottle of wine a challenge to open with this wooden puzzle. The medium‑difficulty locking device must be solved before the cork can be pulled, adding an extra layer of fun to gifting wine.

Throwable 360 Degree Action Camera

Capture the shot with this tossable 360-degree action camera, ensuring you snag incredible aerial footage unmatched by any competitor. It features dual ultra-wide lenses and omnidirectional image stabilization, recording video at 5.7K resolution at 30 frames per second, plus it includes two distinct slow-motion settings.

Ghost Crabbing Kit

Inspire little explorers with a kit for night‑time crabbing adventures. The buoyant net features a waterproof flashlight so kids can catch creatures along the shore after dark.

DUO Portable Dual Screen Laptop Monitor

Boost productivity anywhere with DUO, a magnetically attached second screen for your laptop. Plug in the USB and slide out the lightweight monitor to expand your workspace on the go.