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Self Defense Night Stand

Sleep tight and keep the baddies at bay with the self-defense night stand right by your side. This clever piece is not just a stylish addition to your bedroom; it’s a multifunctional marvel that transforms into a formidable club and shield combo, perfect for fending off any unwelcome guests. Who knew that a night stand could be both chic and your trusty guardian? Rest easy knowing you’ve got style and safety covered!

3M Hand-Masker Dispenser

Accelerate your painting preparation by integrating the 3M Hand-Masker Dispenser into your workflow, a clever gadget that shaves off precious minutes; this efficient tool allows you to apply protective tape to borders and shield both windows and furnishings concurrently, achieved with a simple downward tug on the integrated plastic sheeting.

Ninja FrostVault Cooler

Keep drinks icy and food dry with the Ninja FrostVault cooler. Its insulated 45-quart body uses separate compartments and rugged wheels to hold ice for days, making it the ultimate cooler for camping and tailgating.

Animal Repellent Sprinklers

Keep Fido and his furry friends from turning your garden into their personal playground with these clever animal repellent sprinklers. When your curious critter gets too close for comfort, these sprightly sprinklers will unleash a refreshing burst of water, sending them packing and keeping your blooms safe. It’s a fun way to protect your precious plants while giving your pets a little surprise they won’t forget!

RoWrite Smart Writing Pad

The RoWrite Smart Writing Pad makes digitizing your scribbles a breeze, offering unparalleled convenience. Equipped with clever internal sensors, this pad meticulously tracks each pen movement, ensuring that every word you commit to paper instantly appears as a crisp digital twin on your connected smartphone.

Camping Cube Tent

Transform your breezy canopy into a snug hideaway in a flash with this camping cube tent! Measuring a generous 10′ x 10′, it easily latches onto your existing canopy, creating a cozy retreat. It boasts a spacious entry door complete with a screen to keep those pesky bugs at bay, plus three handy pockets for stashing power cords. And for your furry friend, there’s even a doggy door! Adventure awaits, and this tent has got your back!

Cards Against Anxiety Book

Tackle stress with Cards Against Anxiety, a guidebook that pairs practical techniques with humorous prompts. Flip through the cards or read the book to discover simple ways to calm nerves at school, work or home.

Build Your Own Conspiracy Theory Kit

Craft your own outrageous conspiracies with this DIY kit. Mix and match 351 magnetic headlines, events and personalities on your fridge to weave implausible plots and laugh at how quickly they connect.

Giant Tennis Ball

Must we truly explain the necessity of acquiring this for your canine companion? It is, quite simply, a massive tennis ball. Observe this delighted dog; he appears to have encountered his destiny. With a 9.5-inch circumference, this makes an excellent present, even for the most substantial breeds.

Freddy Krueger Glove

Complete your nightmare costume with this Freddy Krueger glove. Crafted with sinister metal blades and a weathered leather glove, it’s ideal for Halloween or horror‑themed pranks.

Life-Size Danny DeVito Cardboard Cutout

Invite Hollywood’s quirkiest icon over anytime with a full‑color cardboard standee of Danny DeVito that stands at his actual height and folds flat for easy storage.

What Do You Meme Card Game

Bring internet humor to the table with 'What Do You Meme?' Players pair caption cards with photo prompts, and a rotating judge picks the funniest combination, making for endless laughs.

Razer Kiyo Pro Webcam

The Razer Kiyo Pro webcam, a sophisticated piece of kit, caters to both the streaming elite and discerning professionals. It delivers exceptionally fluid 60 frames per second recording and features a top-tier adaptive light sensor, ensuring perfect illumination regardless of your location.

Portable Urinal Golf Club

Say goodbye to those long treks to the clubhouse when nature calls! With this clever portable urinal golf club, you can discreetly answer the call of the wild right on the greens. Now you can relieve yourself anytime the urge strikes, all while keeping your golfing game—and your secrets—intact. Enjoy your round without the worry of missing a swing!

Pie Lollipops

Enjoy portable pie with these lollipops made from real pastry crusts filled with flavors like apple, s’mores and salted caramel and drizzled with glaze.

Flymo Electric Hover Lawnmower

Glide over your lawn on a cushion of air with the Flymo electric hover mower. The floating design makes mowing effortless, while its compact form ensures easy storage and sharp cutting.

100 Must See Movies Scratch-Off Poster

Think you’re a true movie buff? Prove it by taking on the ultimate challenge: the 100 Must See Movies scratch-off poster! Each time you dive into one of these cinematic gems, you’ll get to scratch off the shiny silver surface to unveil a vibrant graphic underneath. It’s not just a poster; it’s your ticket to claiming your cinephile status while having a blast revealing what’s behind the curtain! Get ready to embark on a film adventure that’s as colorful as the stories you’ll discover.

Rock Pillows

Scatter soft, stone-shaped pillows around your home to build a zen-like landscape — they look like real rocks but feel plush, cozy, and perfect for lounging.

2-In-1 Trimmer & Trencher

Keep yard edges neat with a convertible tool that switches between string trimmer and mini trencher, complete with adjustable handle.

The 142 Decibel HyperWhistle

Meet the 142 Decibel HyperWhistle, your new loudest friend! It's so powerful, it outshines a jet engine and dances on the edge of a small sonic boom. Whether you're calling for help or just want to send those pesky geese packing to another dimension, this whistle grabs attention faster than you can say "what was that?" Get ready to make some noise!

Modular Raised Garden Bed

Build your dream garden with stackable, UV‑resistant hexagon planters. Arrange them alone or stack them to create varying heights, perfect for herbs, flowers and veggies on patios or lawns.

Home Planetarium Star Projector

Transform any room into a celestial wonderland with this dazzling home planetarium star projector. Equipped with cutting-edge multilevel glass lenses, it casts an enchanting display of 60,000 twinkling stars across your walls and ceiling, turning your space into a cosmic adventure. Get ready to be swept away by the beauty of the universe right from the comfort of your home!

Marshall Guitar Amp Key Holder

Channel your inner rock god and dock your keys on the Marshall Jack Rack! Constructed with genuine amplifier components, this set includes four guitar plug key fobs and the necessary hardware for wall installation.

Mini Natural History Museum

Curate a desktop museum with this miniature case holding tiny preserved specimens from natural history.

Bro Mask Hydrogel Face Mask

This Bro Mask delivers a five-star facial experience for your face without the awkwardness of borrowing your significant other's skincare stash. It's packed with skin-firming collagen, Vitamin B3, and a host of other calming components designed to cultivate genuinely healthy skin.

Razer Gigantus V2 Gaming Mouse Pad

Ensure you never exhaust your mousing area during gameplay thanks to the Razer Gigantus V2 mat. This massive pad features a micro-textured top for accurate pixel-level tracking and includes a rubberized base to guarantee zero slippage.

Netted Cocoon Hammock

This netted cocoon hammock allows you to suspend yourself outdoors, whether in your garden or the wild, maintaining your peaceful solitude without the intrusion of biting insects. Its integrated mesh canopy permits the circulation of refreshing air while effectively screening out bothersome bugs.

HotWave Heated Hose Nozzle Sprayer

Get warm water from your garden hose instantly. Plug this heated nozzle into an outlet and choose from four spray patterns while you wash pets or tackle chores.

Belgian Waffle Bowl Maker

Impress your family at breakfast with a waffle maker that crafts – you guessed it – delightful bowls! Just pour in your batter, and voilà! You’ll have a fluffy 4" waffle bowl that pairs perfectly with everything from creamy ice cream to crispy fried chicken, zesty cereal, fresh fruit, and even classic bacon and eggs! It's a breakfast game-changer that makes every meal a little more fun!

Tabletop Basketball Arcade Game

Bring the excitement of a sports arcade right to your kitchen table for your little athletes with this basketball game. Setting up is a snap, it includes an LED scoreboard, and promises plenty of playtime for those budding basketball stars.

CRKT Provoke EDC Knife

Meet the CRKT Provoke, your new favorite EDC knife that’s not just a pretty face! This little marvel lets you flick out the blade with one hand faster than you can say "cutting-edge design." With its razor-sharp D2 steel blade, dressed in a sleek titanium nitride finish, this trusty companion is ready to tackle anything while looking sharp and resisting corrosion like a champ. Get ready to slice through your day with style and ease!

Star Wars Augmented Reality Game

Train like a true Jedi with this AR game that pairs your phone and lightsaber controller. Battle virtual foes from Kylo Ren to Darth Vader and hone your saber skills as you move and block in real time.

KFC Romance Novel

Yearn for something beyond your current, uninspired existence? Imagine yourself swept away by the Colonel's powerful, savory embrace. This KFC romance novel, "Tender Wings of Desire," offers a fulfillment comparable to devouring a whole bucket of the Colonel's magnificent poultry.

Convertible Bean Bag Chair

This cozy, shape-shifting bean bag readily turns any spot in your abode into a spontaneous guest sleeping area. Packed with incredibly yielding, shredded foam, it smoothly unfolds into a generously sized bed, perfectly capable of hosting a pair of grown-ups.

Creepy Girl Mask

Get ready to unleash your inner mischievous spirit with this delightfully unsettling Creepy Girl Mask! She’s got the whole package: a cascade of dark hair, those impossibly oversized eyes that stare right into your soul (in a fun way, mostly), a wide, sinister smile that suggests she knows all your secrets, and enough terrifying little details to make your grandma clutch her pearls. Whether you’re aiming to win the neighborhood Halloween costume contest or just want to execute the perfect, spine-tingling prank scare, this full-head mask is your ticket to instant, eerie realism. Prepare for double-takes and genuine chills—this mask is guaranteed to turn heads and leave a lasting impression (and maybe a few nightmares).

After Sex Cleanup Sponge

Say goodbye to those pesky post-adventure messes with the DripStick from Awkward Essentials! This little gem is a game-changer for anyone looking to tidy up after some intimate fun. Designed with a wink, it effortlessly absorbs any extra fluid from the vaginal canal in one smooth swoop, making cleanup a breeze. It's like having a trusty sidekick that knows exactly what you need when the moment calls for a quick refresh!

Anger Management Game For Kids

Help kids identify and regulate big feelings with an interactive board game. Players move through scenarios that prompt discussion and coping strategies, making emotional education engaging and playful.

Gym Bag Sh*t Sacks

Designed for hardcore athletes, these disposable gym bags seal your waste, sweat-soaked clothes, or any mess you can’t leave behind. Durable and discreet, they’re perfect for long training sessions or outdoor events with no facilities.

Amazon Echo Show 15

The Amazon Echo Show 15 is your household's indispensable command center, ensuring everything hums along nicely. This smart home necessity lets you pull up photos, stream videos, consult recipes, maintain accessible grocery lists, showcase your daily schedule, and handle a multitude of other tasks.

Mac & Cheese Flavored Candy Canes

Swap peppermint for comfort food. These striped candy canes deliver the unexpected taste of creamy mac and cheese, making holiday snacking equal parts nostalgic and weird.

Jason Rear Wiper Blade Decal

Inject a bit of playful fright into your daily drive with this Jason rear wiper blade decal, ensuring your vehicle participates in the seasonal fun. As your wiper sweeps, the iconic, seemingly unstoppable Jason Voorhees appears to rhythmically swing his infamous, blood-splattered machete, making this an essential accessory for the discerning horror cinema enthusiast.

Poop Guestbook

Visitors utilizing your facilities for a number two can now document their lavatory experience by presenting them with the Poop Guestbook. A dedicated section for illustration is included, allowing them to commemorate their deposit for your amusement.

Pimple Popper Tool Kit

Professional-style extractions are at your fingertips with this 10-piece kit. Ergonomically gripped tools remove blackheads and ingrown hairs, and everything packs neatly into a leather case.

Forgotten English Daily Calendar

Unearth bygone terminology and customs with this daily calendar devoted to Forgotten English. Showcasing antiquated lexicon, little-known observances, and historical minutiae, it presents an intriguing substitute for typical word-a-day fare, ideally suited for aficionados captivated by the eccentricities of English's past.

Pancake Art Griddle Kit

The day's most vital meal, breakfast, has now become the most entertaining thanks to this very clever pancake art griddle kit, which handily enables you to unleash your inner artist and craft some seriously cool-looking pancakes shaped like ice cream cones and a whole lot more.

DIY Back/Body Shaver

Manscape those hard‑to‑reach areas with this extendable body shaver, which folds up for travel and lets you handle your own back hair.

The Kirby Fan

Feeling the heat and need a little pink puffball power to cool things down? Get ready to beat the swelter with this delightfully retro-styled Kirby fan! We know, we know, you usually think of Kirby and immediately picture his legendary ability to inhale everything in sight, but this cleverly designed, super-geeky desktop fan is here to prove that his blowing abilities are absolutely, positively right on par with his incredible, world-famous suction power. Prepare for a refreshing breeze delivered straight from Dream Land!

EarDial Smart Earplugs

Never again grace a gig or gathering without your EarDial Smart Earplugs. These sophisticated sound-stoppers sit securely and comfortably within your ear, safeguarding your hearing while still letting you soak up every sonic detail in crystal-clear, undistorted glory.

The Hero Portable Charcoal Grill

Feast royally, even when your travels take you far from home base, by grilling with the Hero portable charcoal grill. This compact cooker features a premium ceramic coated grilling area, complete with a versatile thermometer, alongside a disposable charcoal pod that simplifies the post-meal tidying.

Aromatherapy Shower Steamers

Melt away stress in the shower with these aromatherapy steamers. Pop one on the floor and it releases soothing scents like lavender, citrus or peppermint as the hot water hits it.

Portable Kids Cot Bed

This easily transportable child's cot is the quintessential sleepover necessity. It assembles in a flash, handles up to 75 pounds of little sleeper, and collapses neatly for effortless stowing and carrying—truly making it a superb companion for those road trips and hotel stays.

Hanging Vertical Garden Wall Planter

Give your walls a little glow-up and a touch of Mother Nature's finest with this hanging vertical garden wall planter! We're talking serious style points for your humble abode. Crafted from a rather clever felt cloth, this planter is the triple threat: it's delightfully self-absorbent (no more thirsty plants!), tough as nails, and breathable enough to keep your green friends happy and healthy. So go ahead, unleash your inner gardener and cultivate a thriving little jungle, even if your "backyard" is currently just a window view or, well, non-existent.

Crocs Snow Plow Attachments

Clear sidewalks in your Crocs by attaching mini plow blades to your toes, turning your footwear into winter tools.

Minecraft Wall Graphics

Transform your child's space into a beloved game level with these Minecraft wall graphics, fulfilling their ultimate bedroom fantasy. Every meticulously detailed decal is engineered to playfully warp the viewer's eye, crafting the delightful deception that the wall is receding.

Coffee Brewing Alarm Clock

Wake up to the aroma of freshly brewed coffee as this alarm clock whirs into action, crafting a hot cup right beside your bed for the most persuasive reason to get up.

Homer Simpson Chia Pet

Watch Homer grow hair for once! This Chia Pet of the Simpson patriarch sprouts a thick green afro within days. It's reusable and perfect for fans who want a living piece of Springfield on their shelf.

Deep Thumb Saver Massage Tool

This Deep Thumb Saver Massage Tool delivers pinpointed comfort via its clever shape, allowing for intensified pressure application without the usual hand fatigue. Ideal for both the seasoned practitioner and the casual user, it efficiently loosens tight muscles and noticeably speeds up the recuperation process.

Fuel Can Utility Tool Box

Tuck your gear away right where everyone can see it during your workday with this fuel can utility storage container. It features a handy lift-out tray, drawers that pull right out, dedicated slots for your screwdrivers, and a locking system for that extra bit of security.

Wolverine Claws

Acquire these Wolverine-style claws and instantly transform into your preferred X-Man, entirely bypassing the inconvenience of risky experimental procedures. These remarkably keen claws nestle perfectly between your digits, achieving a truly authentic look, Bub.

Stained Underwear Wallet

Safeguard your cash and cards by tucking them inside a gag wallet disguised as a pair of visibly stained tighty‑whiteys that no one will touch.

Jurassic Park Goggles Replica

Get ready to dive into a world of adventure with these officially licensed goggles! Equipped with adjustable zoom lenses, vibrant red and green LEDs, and nifty crosshairs, they’re your perfect companion for cosplay, showcasing your fandom, or just basking in the thrilling legacy of the park. Plus, they come with a comfy padded harness so you can wear them all day while you channel your inner hero! Whether you're on a quest or just having fun, these goggles are a must-have for every fan!

Donald Trump Pen Holder

Make a political statement and store your pen at the same time by inserting it where the sun don’t shine on this caricature figurine.

Organic Grass Meadow Toilet Seat Cover

Turn bathroom breaks into a tiny patch of nature with this organic grass toilet seat cover. Just follow the simple instructions and, in under a week, you’ll be perched atop a living, inch-high meadow that brings literal green vibes to your throne.

Extreme Jumping Stilts

Bounce up to 12 feet high with spring-loaded stilts. Adjustable straps fit most adults, letting you run, jump, and perform tricks like a superhero.

The Ultimate Civilization Revival Manual

Dive into The Ultimate Civilization Revival Manual, a treasure trove for book lovers and curious minds alike! This captivating and beautifully illustrated gem takes you on a whirlwind tour of humanity’s most groundbreaking inventions, revealing the magic behind how they tick. Get ready to explore the wonders of innovation with a wink and a smile, as you uncover the secrets that have shaped our world!

LEGO Mona Lisa Panting

Pay tribute to Da Vinci by building her pixel by pixel with this LEGO Mona Lisa set. Hundreds of tiny bricks recreate the famous smile, blending art and play for a project that appeals to art buffs and master builders alike.

World's Smallest 4K Mini PC

Transform any space in your abode into the ultimate fun zone thanks to this diminutive 4K PC. This pocket-sized powerhouse, capable of 4K resolution, arrives equipped with 128 GB of internal storage, features two USB-A 3.0 ports, includes an HDMI connection, and sports a handy microSD slot, all while being perfectly sized to perch right in your palm.

The Ultimate Arduino Starter Kit

Mastering the fundamentals of electronics and coding is a breeze with this definitive Arduino starter kit. Boasting more than 190 electronic components and parts, plus a comprehensive 72-page manual ready for your perusal, you'll be tackling your very own Arduino endeavors before you know it.

Tidy Tips Fingertip Toilet Brushes

Get into every crevice of your throne with fingertip toilet brushes that fit on your finger like rubber thimbles.

Perpetual Energy Sculpture

That undeniably memorable, distracting, swinging kinetic energy sculpture from the Iron-Man film? Of course you recall it. It exists, and it's available for purchase! This sculpture serves as a rather excellent present for the office, ensuring you remain perpetually amused.

Dad I Wrote A Book About You

Present your father with a heartfelt volume, "Dad, I Wrote A Book About You," guaranteed to elicit both affection and happy tears. This clever, considerate present is packed with straightforward prompts, ready for you to complete with cherished recollections, ensuring he remembers precisely why he holds the top spot in your estimation.

The No Pressure Head Bed

Get ready to snooze like never before with the no pressure head bed! This pillow is a total game changer, featuring a unique patented hyper-elastic polymer that’s cleverly designed into little triangles. What does that mean for you? Core lateral strength that keeps your pillow from going flat or sinking into oblivion. Say goodbye to those sad, deflated pillows and hello to a dreamy night’s sleep!

World's Brightest Spotlight

When darkness dares to descend, simply activate this powerhouse of illumination, aptly named the World's Brightest Spotlight, and watch the night concede to day. This water-resistant wonder, which is surprisingly light to handle, fully recharges in a mere three and a half hours, boasts a remarkable 50,000-hour operational lifespan, and delivers a brilliant 4,000 lumens of light.

Crawfish Boil Tabletop

Elevate your upcoming crawfish extravaganza to legendary status courtesy of this purpose-built tabletop. This substantial 40" x 40" platter comfortably accommodates eight and features four generous serving sections alongside eight integrated cup holders, rendering it perfectly suited for your next barbecue or any open-air culinary gathering.

Men’s Super Size Mask

See what happens if you supersize your fast‑food habit with this oversized men’s mask that covers your lower face in comically large cheeks.

Yeti V Series Cooler

This Yeti V Series cooler, quite the necessity for the serious outdoor enthusiast or dedicated camper, boasts sufficient capacity to comfortably house a standard wine bottle vertically. Featuring generous storage, it employs vacuum insulation and is encased in a durable stainless steel shell.

Keyboard And Mouse Lap Desk

This Keyboard And Mouse Lap Desk is the perfect gadget to turn your lounge into the most comfortable work or play zone in the house. Boasting built-in USB connectivity and an ergonomic shape, this desk ensures you can comfortably game or get down to business for hours on end.

Electric Shocking Stacking Block Game

ShiZap! is the electrifying stacking block game where the real excitement ignites when the lights dim. This battery-powered challenge features blocks that emit a striking, almost radioactive green luminescence, ensuring your game night becomes the absolute standout event of your week.