Stress relief meets absurdity in a soft goat plush that emits a hilarious scream when pressed.

Secure your spot on everyone's naughty list immediately with these faux million-dollar lottery tickets. The sheer realism of these tickets ensures your unsuspecting friends and family will be completely blindsided. This is the ultimate method for escalating your practical jokes.

Dive into beach fun with PaddleSmash, the ultimate pickleball game that brings the thrill of the court right to the sandy shores. This lively blend of pickleball and paddleball is designed for players of all ages, ensuring everyone can join in on the action. Lightweight and easy to carry, it’s your must-have for sun-soaked competitions by the sea, where laughter and friendly rivalry rule the day.

On a dreary, rainy day or a chilly evening, nothing beats curling up in the giant blanket hoodie. This oversized wonder is like being wrapped in a warm hug from head to toe, making you feel snug, cozy, and ready to take on the world—or just binge-watch your favorite shows. With its impossibly soft fabric, it’s your go-to companion for ultimate comfort and warmth, turning any dull day into a delightful retreat.

That diminutive devotee of the Dark Knight will undoubtedly be the most impressive youngster at the playground upon their arrival in this personal Batmobile pedal racer. Equipped with sleek, low-profile rubber tires and featuring a customizable seat, this vehicle is engineered specifically for children aged four years and above.

Jeanette McCurdy seemed to possess everything: fame, fortune, devoted fans, and a burgeoning Nickelodeon acting career from a young age. However, the truth was far different, as revealed in this tragic yet surprisingly funny memoir detailing her experiences with abuse, manipulation, and addiction.

Amaze spectators with your act, utterly dazzling them as you wield the GloFX Hypno levitation wand. These intensely luminous wands feature a simple remote control and offer more than sixty captivating illumination settings.

Transform your ride into a cosmic experience with this dazzling car interior lighting kit! It comes packed with four ultra-bright LEDs, specially crafted to cast a stunning neon blue glow that’s sure to make heads turn and jaws drop as you cruise. Get ready to light up the night and make every drive feel like an adventure from another galaxy!

Fidget with satisfying precision using a launcher toy that flips a string into looping arcs, offering engaging motion play that sharpens reflexes and focus.

Turn your floor into a DIY massage studio with this acupressure mat and pillow set. Thousands of little points stimulate pressure spots across your back, neck, and shoulders, helping ease tension and headaches in as little as a quick 10–30 minute lie-down.

Toast smarter with this digital toaster featuring InstaGLO technology, touchscreen controls and settings for different breads.

Hang a humorous sign outside the bathroom announcing a 'deeply satisfying poo in progress' to deter interruptions.

These nifty portable LED outdoor sound emitters are here to help you conjure up that perfectly inviting nighttime vibe, whether you're inside or out in the yard. Each little 5-watt powerhouse offers a solid six hours of tunes, plays nicely with its speaker buddies, and throws off a delightfully warm light.

If you think classic yo mama jokes are the pinnacle of humor, think again! Dive into a treasure trove of clever comebacks and witty barbs with this guide to playful insults. From backhanded compliments and jabs at intelligence to cheeky digs about your buddy's favorite sports team and even some spicy remarks on romantic prowess, this collection has it all. Perfect for those moments when you want to keep it light-hearted yet sharp, this encyclopedia of playful banter is your go-to for dishing out laughs and light-hearted ribbing without crossing the line.

This rugged stainless steel flask holds 7 oz of your favorite spirit with a leakproof twist cap. Lightweight and durable, it slips into pockets or packs without spills.

Glide over reefs in a transparent canoe built from tough polycarbonate so you can view marine life below and enjoy 360‑degree water views.

This singular, intriguing volume, The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, coins the lovely new vocabulary we sorely lack, enabling a deeper contemplation of the ineffable feelings that compose our existence.

Challenge your vision with a deck of intentionally blurred cards that make familiar games hilariously tricky, encouraging laughter and laser-focus in every round.

Transform your daily routine with the magic of a smart curtain robot! Whether your home is a charming century-old gem or a modern marvel, installation is a breeze—just 30 seconds of your time and no pesky screws, nuts, or bolts required. Plus, it plays nicely with Siri, Google Home, and Alexa, making it the perfect addition to your tech-savvy life. Let your curtains do the heavy lifting while you kick back and enjoy the show!

Unleash your inner comedian without the awkwardness of face-to-face chats by leaving behind these delightfully snarky notes. Perfectly crafted to tackle a variety of everyday annoyances, these clever little gems let you air your grievances with style. Whether it’s a friendly nudge or a cheeky reminder, you can express your thoughts while keeping it light and fun. Say goodbye to direct confrontations and hello to a playful way of addressing those pesky behavioral quirks in others!

Deck out your doorway as a jolly landing zone for St. Nick and his sleigh team by illuminating your grounds with these oversized holiday light lawn decorations. A mere five lights are included in each set, yet you can link a staggering eighty-six of them simultaneously.

Mark time the ancient way with this mechanical Mayan calendar puzzle. Crafted from natural birch, its 73 pieces fit together to create a wall‑mounted calendar that you rotate by hand to track the days.

Transforming an ordinary soda bottle into a magnificent water-propelled rocket is easily achieved with this launcher. Its sleek, compact structure offers a stable platform for the bottle, enabling the secure vertical launch of a standard two-liter plastic bottle toward the heavens, utilizing only the power of a simple hand pump.

Elevate your next tabletop session with a delightful culinary surprise, all thanks to Heroes’ Feast The Official D&D cookbook. This gorgeously illustrated volume is packed with eighty tempting and simple-to-make recipes.

This strap-on seat, cleverly disguised as a wearable exoskeleton, offers weary legs five adjustable height settings and ergonomic support. Its lightweight construction means you can perch anywhere without lugging along a traditional chair. After all, why remain upright when you could be playfully taking a load off instead?

Ditch the dreary existence and set your sights on Braavos, aiming to join the exclusive, hush-hush society of deadly operatives, all thanks to this very coin of the faceless man. This rather clever, hand-etched keepsake, crafted entirely from steel, is simply the ideal present for devotees of Game of Thrones.

Assemble a lasting bouquet with this 822-piece kit of buildable LEGO roses that never wilt.

A Star Wars twist on the classic nativity scene: three stormtroopers depict 'see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil,' bringing nerdy charm to your shelf.

Bring the prehistoric world to life for budding paleontologists using this unique pop-up dinosaur encyclopedia. It’s a singular read, loaded with intriguing information and a touch of playful humor, featuring remarkably detailed dinosaurs that spring into view as each page is turned.

When that moment arrives and a casual flatulence turns into an unexpected situation, grab a packet of Shart Wipes and everything will be fine. These come in a conveniently compact, travel-ready size that slips effortlessly into your pocket, handbag, or rucksack.

Pucker up for the ultimate sour challenge with Final Boss sour candy. These blueberry gummies are made with real fruit and pack an acidic punch strong enough to make even seasoned sour fans wince.

Slice with style using a one-piece curved stainless blade that’s both cutting edge and conversation starter.

Forget the old-school paper and pencil; tally your strokes effortlessly while ensuring your drink stays perfectly chilled with a Golf Scorzie. This beverage insulator features a robust polycarbonate construction and includes a handy, twist-activated scorecard for maximum convenience.

The Tiny Ticket Dispenser offers the ultimate solution for managing the onslaught of colleagues and clientele throughout your busy day. Instead of allowing your workspace to be instantly overrun, you can now issue everyone a number, ensuring you address them sequentially and maintain a perfectly organized workflow.

Bring the spa home with this two‑person barrel sauna made of Canadian cedar. Its canopy design maximises seating, and a small front porch offers a place to cool down between steamy sessions.

Unleash the revelry and swiftly inebriate your attendees with the Bongzilla beer bong. This colossal party apparatus accommodates a dozen cans of brew and features six vibrant green hoses, each equipped with its own valve, ensuring your eager participants can imbibe to their heart's content.

Meet the Fuggler SpongeBob, Bikini Bottom’s quirkiest nightmare! With its unsettlingly human teeth and a potentially rare Butt-on hole, this plush is as soft as it is bizarre, ready to upend your shelf decor with its unique charm. Ideal for collectors, pranksters, or anyone who revels in the wonderfully weird world of plush toys, this little oddity is sure to bring a smile—or a startled gasp—to your face!

Transform any corner of your home into a dazzling escape with these enchanting artificial vine lights! Stretching a delightful 7.5 feet, this whimsical tree vine is adorned with 144 twinkling lights, playfully scattered across 18 charming branches. It’s like bringing a little piece of the outdoors inside, but without the pesky bugs! Let the glow of these lights wrap your space in warmth and wonder, making every moment feel just a bit more magical.

Prank at the push of a button with the Emergency Goat Noisemaker. It plays four uniquely annoying bleats, perfect for surprising friends or adding barnyard chaos to any situation.

Play classic games on the go with this thumb‑sized handheld that sports a tiny OLED screen, micro‑joystick and built‑in library of retro titles.

Allow Mr. Whisker to tap into his inner Picasso courtesy of Petspressions, the pet painting kit. This distinctive collection includes all the essentials your furry artist requires to articulate his authentic self and innermost anxieties and sentiments, such as tail-grip brushes and paw-pad boots.

Turn your living room into a haunted house with this DVD of animated monsters and ghouls—just pop it in to summon ghosts on your screen or windows.

Stash micro SD cards or tiny notes inside real coins hollowed out for secret messages and covert exchanges.

Pour yourself a mug of Swiss Miss Lucky Charms Hot Cocoa and warm up in a magically delicious way. Beyond the chocolaty goodness, you'll also get to enjoy those same delicious marshmallows you find when you pour yourself a bowl of your favorite cereal.

This Hoto electric precision screwdriver kit is your ticket to speedy gadget repair. Within its impeccably arranged aluminum enclosure reside 25 precision bits, perfectly suited for mending tablets, computers, consoles, cameras, watches, and various other domestic devices.

This cookie kit lets you turn your kitchen into a delicious dojo, perfect for baking a batch of Ninjabread men. You and the kids can easily create some delectable, yet fearsome, gingerbread ninja warriors that the whole family is sure to enjoy.

Dive into the whimsical world crafted by the online prankster who brought you the legendary "knock knock hijack" and the unforgettable "hotel graffiti." Presenting a delightful romp titled But….You’re A Horse, this collection is brimming with a medley of gags, amusing anecdotes, and outrageous pranks that have absolutely nothing to do with the cover. Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter and surprise, where the unexpected reigns supreme and every page turn leads to a new chuckle. Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh and a lighthearted twist, this book is a treasure trove of fun that will keep you entertained and guessing what’s next!

Channel samurai precision with a full tang tanto knife. It features a sharp carbon steel blade, a hardwood handle wrapped in cord, and a lacquered sheath for secure carry.

The Lilly Brush Pet Hair Remover makes maintaining a fur-free domicile easier than you ever thought possible. This handy tool fits comfortably in your palm and boasts an uncomplicated structure, expertly lifting pet hair from both carpet and upholstery surfaces without the slightest risk of harm.

Transform your Android phone into a pocket-sized Game Boy wonder with the Hyperkin Smartboy! This nifty gadget boasts a double-sided USB port and classic handheld-style buttons that will have you feeling all the nostalgic vibes. Plus, it’s ready to play nice with both Game Boy and Game Boy Color cartridges, so you can dive into your favorite retro adventures wherever you go. Get ready to level up your on-the-go gaming experience!

Enhance movie night with a smart backlight strip that uses a camera to mirror on-screen colors, wrapping your TV in ambient light.

This WhiteFang beginner board will have your budding ripper tearing up the pavement pronto. It sports a sturdy Canadian maple deck, offers excellent stability, and features a double kick dis-symmetric concave, making it the ideal platform for mastering maneuvers.

Turn any parking spot into a lounge with this trailer hitch hammock stand. It attaches to your vehicle’s tow hitch and unfolds to hold a regular hammock so you can swing anywhere your road trip takes you.

This beard straightener ensures your distinguished facial hair maintains a magnificent appearance. Select one of the three available temperature settings and you are ready to proceed. Instantly, you will achieve a smooth, un-frizzed beard that is certain to impress and attract favorable remarks everywhere you venture.

Inject a vibrant splash of hue into any space with this Light Matrix Cube. Perfectly sized at a neat four inches square, this compact cube is a desktop darling, equipped with 64 full-color LEDs ready to conjure infinite variations.

Boost your output when you're not desk-bound with the On-The-Go Dual-Screen Laptop Monitor. This clever clip-on delivers a complete 1080P 12.5" high-definition screen, playing nicely with laptops sporting either USB Type-C or Type-A connections.

Rekindle that flame for your beloved vintage consoles thanks to this 8BitDo Retro Receiver, specially crafted for the PlayStation 1 and PlayStation 2. It plays nicely with both of those iconic systems, naturally, but also extends its compatibility to Windows 10/11 and embraces nearly every 8BitDo Bluetooth controller, plus a host of contemporary console gamepads.

Give your dentist a break and treat yourself to a cleaner smile between appointments with this handy Dental Cleaner Tool Kit. Beyond tackling stubborn tartar and pesky food remnants, it's your quick fix for scrubbing away surface stains in a flash.

Count down to Halloween or Christmas with Jack Skellington. Each day you’ll uncover ornaments, stickers or mini books themed around Tim Burton’s classic, making this calendar a spooky‑cute treat.

Transform your bedroom into a dreamy haven with this whimsical cloud ceiling lamp! Not only does it jazz up your room’s plain decor, but it also casts a cozy, soft white glow that brings this fluffy cumulus cloud to life. Say goodbye to boring lighting and hello to a sprinkle of magic that adds depth and charm to your space!

Wear a classic luxury timepiece made with stainless steel and a black dial for timeless style and precision.

Upgrade your insult arsenal with this mix‑and‑match profanity book. Flip three sections to combine adjectives, nouns and verbs into hundreds of creative curses tailor‑made for any occasion.

Skip the public skate hassle and glide for hours with this home ice setup. This kit contains all the essentials for converting your ordinary lawn into a slick 20 by 40 foot rink, a frozen patch sure to make your place the envy of every kid on the block.

Plan ahead for a night of fun with this hangover patch. Apply it before you imbibe and let the vitamins and nutrients work while you party, helping to replenish what alcohol takes away and potentially ease the next morning.

Ready to snag some serious shut-eye even when the world insists on being awake and annoying? The Nap Sack is your new best friend for catching those glorious Z’s on the go! Just slide this cleverly ventilated little number right over your head—yep, your whole noggin—and suddenly, the park bench, the slightly-too-long sermon, or that soul-crushingly dull work meeting transforms into your personal snooze zone. It’s the ultimate accessory for the discreetly dedicated napper, making any location perfectly acceptable for a quick, refreshing power nap.

Keep Jr. entertained and buzzing with excitement while you tackle your grown-up tasks with the My First Fire Starting Kit. Boredom, prepare to be outmatched, because where there’s smoke, there’s bound to be a blast of fun! Let the little adventurer unleash their inner pyromaniac (safely, of course) and create a whirlwind of excitement. This kit is a ticket to thrilling exploration, ensuring that the only thing heating up is the fun!

Brighten your favorite handyman's day with a surprise gift of The Ultimate Drill Bit Set. This collection arrives perfectly arranged within a clearly marked, easily carried case, housing a whopping 300 distinct drill bits, covering everything from masonry to wood boring varieties.

Ensure your beloved bibliophile can track every loaned volume with this Personal Library Kit. This delightfully nerdy present, perfect for any book lover, includes all the essentials needed to manage their extensive collection just like a classic librarian.

Scrub surfaces with serious power using a handheld cleaner that zips through grime with interchangeable brush heads designed for every cleaning task.

Stuff the stockings of your household's meat-eaters with a touch of sweetness courtesy of these beef brisket candy canes. Every lick delivers the sensation of biting into a succulent, perfectly plump brisket. Enjoy it alongside a cup of eggnog for a truly inspired pairing.

Unload gravel, mulch, or firewood with way less sweat using this truck bed unloader. Once installed, a simple crank sends a conveyor-style sheet rolling toward the tailgate, dragging your entire load out in about half a minute instead of an hour of shoveling.

Make sure your voice carries, no matter the distance, with the world’s loudest whistle! This robust little gem blasts an ear-piercing 142 decibels, which is more than eight times the volume of your typical sports whistle. You’ll be heard from over 2 miles away—perfect for getting attention when you need it most. So go ahead, give it a blow and let the world know you mean business!