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TinyTV 2

Introducing TinyTV 2, the pint-sized powerhouse that fits right in your palm! It's perfect for catching up on your ants’ favorite dramas or dazzling your hamster with its tiny screen. This little gem is not just a gadget; it’s a quirky conversation starter and a testament to the idea that size isn’t everything—unless we’re talking about remote controls, of course!

The Bubble Machine Gun

Take your bubble battles to a whole new level with this fantastic bubble machine gun! It’s powered by a built-in lithium battery and boasts an impressive sixty bubble holes, allowing it to churn out hundreds of bubbles every minute. Get ready to unleash a flurry of fun and watch as the air fills with shimmering bubbles!

Pee-Litical Targets

Unleash your inner comedian with these Pee-Litical Targets, where you can take aim at your least favorite politicians in a hilariously unique way! Imagine projecting colorful images of familiar faces like “Nervous Nancy,” “Sleepy Joe,” and the unforgettable “Angry Creamsicle.” It’s a playful twist on political expression that adds a splash of fun to your frustrations. Perfect for those who enjoy a good laugh while making a statement, these targets turn your aim into a lighthearted game of satire. Get ready to relieve yourself in style!

The Forever Match

Wave goodbye to those pesky disposable matches and lighters! Meet The Forever Match, your new best buddy for lighting up any occasion. It’s not just windproof, it’s practically a superhero against the elements—waterproof, stormproof, and ready to tackle whatever Mother Nature throws your way. Plus, it’s compact and comes with a handy key ring, making it a breeze to carry along wherever your adventures take you. Say hello to reliable lighting that’s always up for a challenge!

Punish Me, Daddy Party Game

Amp up the fun at your gathering with Punish Me, Daddy! This hilarious game is all about good-natured embarrassment for you and your friends. It’s simple to dive in: just pull a “dare” card and spice it up with a “twist” card. If you find yourself unable to complete the challenge, get ready to draw a “punishment” card. It's all in good fun, so let the laughter roll!

Animal Mash-Up Stuffed Animals

If you're on the hunt for a stuffed animal that’s bursting with character, say hello to Randimals! Each quirky creature in this collection looks like it leaped straight from a child’s wild imagination, blending together the most unexpected traits into one fabulous plush friend. These head-turning companions are sure to spark joy and conversation, making them the perfect addition to any playroom or cuddle session.

ICEE Slushie Making Machine

Beat the heat in style with your very own ICEE Slushie machine! This delightful gadget lets you whip up the iconic frozen treat right in your kitchen, turning those warm days into a frosty fiesta. Imagine the fun of creating your favorite flavors, all while lounging in your PJs. It’s not just a drink; it’s a mini celebration of summer, ready to be enjoyed whenever the mood strikes! So grab your cups and get ready to chill—delicious slushies are just a blend away!

FPS Gaming Sight Attachment

Unleash your inner champion on the battlefield with the FPS gaming sight attachment, your new secret weapon for fragging like a pro. Compatible with all major gaming consoles, this nifty gadget boosts your accuracy while letting you shoot faster—almost like having your very own aimbot! Get ready to rack up those kills and reign supreme as the ultimate frag leader!

Atari 2600 My Play Watch

Step into a time warp with the Atari 2600 My Play Watch, where retro gaming meets your wrist! This snazzy wearable console brings back classics like Pong, Centipede, Super Breakout, and Missile Command, all while flaunting box art watch faces that scream nostalgia. It's not just about the games; it keeps you on track with fitness monitoring and comes with dual graphic bands that add a splash of style. Get ready to rock that vintage vibe while staying chic and modern!

Military Flight Simulator Cockpit

Get ready to take your flying skills to the next level with this snazzy military flight simulator cockpit! This officially licensed Boeing beauty is packed with military-inspired goodies, letting you soar through everything from commercial airways to exhilarating combat missions. Whether you're a seasoned pilot or just looking to have a blast, this cockpit is your ticket to the skies!

Safety Light Curtains

These safety light curtains are like the vigilant guardians of your industrial playground, ensuring that workers stay safe around potentially perilous machinery. Imagine a world where a curious hand or wandering body part accidentally crosses invisible beams of infrared light, triggering a friendly alarm that shouts, "Whoa there, buddy!" This clever device keeps everyone on their toes and helps prevent mishaps, making the workspace a whole lot safer and a tad more fun!

Mini Screw-In Ceiling Socket Fan

Transform your stuffy room into a breezy paradise with our mini screw-in ceiling socket fan! This clever little gadget is a wallet-friendly alternative to traditional ceiling fans, boasting three delightful fan speeds and three vibrant light settings. Best of all, installation is a breeze—just screw it into your socket and voilà! No wiring needed. Say goodbye to sweat and hello to comfort!

Monopoly For Millennials

Monopoly for Millennials takes a hilariously honest twist on the classic game we all know and love. Instead of chasing after cash and properties, you’ll be racking up experience points as you hop around the board, exploring new hangouts—because let's face it, owning a home is more of a fantasy than a reality for many of us. Get ready for a fun ride filled with modern-day challenges and a dash of self-awareness!

Somehow I Manage

Dive into the whimsical world of business with Somehow I Manage, where you’ll sip from the fountain of wisdom that is none other than Michael Scott, the ultimate office guru. This delightful read invites you to explore the quirky mindset of a true business maestro, uncovering the secrets behind his unconventional success. Get ready to chuckle and learn as you navigate the ups and downs of corporate life through the eyes of a lovable goofball who somehow manages to get it right.

Snoop Dogg’s Cookbook

Get ready to tantalize those taste buds with Snoop Dogg’s Cookbook, your go-to guide for munchies that hit the spot! This treasure trove is bursting with 50 lip-smacking recipes straight from Tha Doggfather himself. Dive into classic comfort foods like fried bologna sandwiches and cheesy baked mac that’ll have you coming back for seconds. Whether you're chilling at home or throwing a party, these dishes are sure to impress and satisfy!

Dunkaroos

Get ready to take your taste buds on a nostalgic joyride because Dunkaroos are making a comeback! Dive into the delightful experience of dipping your crunchy vanilla cookies into a luscious creamy white frosting, all topped off with fun rainbow sprinkles. It’s the classic treat you remember, ready to bring back those sweet childhood memories!

Raspberry Pi Zero

Meet the Raspberry Pi Zero, your pint-sized powerhouse that proves good things come in small packages! This little marvel fits snugly in your palm, boasting a zippy 1GHz ARM11 CPU and a cool 512MB of RAM. With a mini HDMI socket that can handle 1080p, you can enjoy your favorite shows in style. Plus, it’s got a micro-B USB for all your data and power needs. Who knew building a budget-friendly PC could be this much fun?

Nitecore TUP2 Keychain Flashlight

Meet the Nitecore TUP2 Keychain Flashlight, a tiny titan that crams a dazzling 1200 lumens into a mere 2.76 inches! With adjustable color temperatures to set the mood, an OLED display that keeps you in the know, and USB-C fast charging to keep you powered up, this little marvel is your trusty sidekick for everyday escapades, outdoor quests, and those unexpected moments when you need a beam of brilliance. Compact yet fierce, it’s designed for those who live life on the edge—or just need to find their keys in the dark!

LED Tire Valve Caps

Spice up your ride with these snazzy LED tire valve caps! Each cap is equipped with a tiny waterproof neon blue LED that lights up in a dazzling display when your wheels start rolling. Get ready to turn heads and maybe even snag a role in the next Fast and Furious flick—because who wouldn’t want their car to steal the spotlight?

Over-The-Sink Dish Drying Rack

Say goodbye to soggy countertops with this clever over-the-sink dish drying rack! Its smart design lets the water from your freshly washed dishes flow right back into the sink, keeping your kitchen tidy and mess-free. No more puddles to wipe up—just a seamless drying experience that makes dish duty a little more delightful. Who knew drying dishes could be this stylish and practical?

Shower Margarita Machine

Transform your shower into a fiesta with the Shower Margarita Machine! This essential bathroom buddy arrives in a delightfully quirky box that measures 11.25” x 9” x 3.25”. It’s not just a product; it’s a guaranteed giggle-fest waiting to happen! Get ready to mix up some fun and laughter while you rinse off, making every shower feel like a mini celebration.

Mini Wacky Inflatable Flailing Tube Man

Get ready to bring the joy of the iconic wacky inflatable tube man right into your home! This delightful little character comes in two perfectly sized options for your desktop, ready to dance and sway atop a compact base that’s as easy to use as a single button push. Say goodbye to boring workspaces and hello to a whirlwind of fun!

Wearable Sleeping Bags

If lounging in sweatpants is your jam, then you’re going to adore the wearable sleeping bag! Imagine napping anytime, anywhere—it's a dream come true for the ultimate chill seeker. Perfect for those cozy camping nights when the temperature dips, this snuggly companion boasts an insulated core to keep you toasty warm. So go ahead, embrace your inner sloth and get ready to snooze in style!

Hammer Handle Pocket Slingshot

Unleash your inner marksman with the hammer handle pocket slingshot! This clever gadget merges the lightning-fast firing of a pocket slingshot with the pinpoint control of a classic slingshot, ensuring you hit your target every time. Get ready to take aim and have some fun while you decimate your targets like a pro!

Car Interior Lighting Kit

Transform your ride into a cosmic experience with this dazzling car interior lighting kit! It comes packed with four ultra-bright LEDs, specially crafted to cast a stunning neon blue glow that’s sure to make heads turn and jaws drop as you cruise. Get ready to light up the night and make every drive feel like an adventure from another galaxy!

Spiral Ear Wax Removal Tool

Ditch those old-school cotton swabs and get ready for a delightful ear-cleaning adventure with this spiral ear wax removal tool! Its cleverly designed grooved spiral tip lets you effortlessly and safely twist away earwax, making the whole process feel like a fun little dance for your ears. Say goodbye to the hassle and hello to a cleaner, happier you!

The Giant Blanket Hoodie

On a dreary, rainy day or a chilly evening, nothing beats curling up in the giant blanket hoodie. This oversized wonder is like being wrapped in a warm hug from head to toe, making you feel snug, cozy, and ready to take on the world—or just binge-watch your favorite shows. With its impossibly soft fabric, it’s your go-to companion for ultimate comfort and warmth, turning any dull day into a delightful retreat.

Tactical Glass Breaker Knife

Unleash your inner adventurer with this tactical glass breaker knife, perfect for those wild escapades! This tough survival companion comes with a sturdy spring-assisted sheath, ready to tackle whatever nature throws your way. Its razor-sharp 3.5" surgical steel blade is just the ticket for hunting and camping, ensuring you're always prepared for your next outdoor escapade. Get ready to channel your inner Rambo and tackle the wild with flair!

Cat Hat Wearable Cat Tree

Become the ultimate cat magnet you’ve always fantasized about by sporting a stylish Cat Hat that keeps your noggin cozy and chic. After you unwrap this delightful headpiece, let your imagination run wild and transform the box into a hilarious prank gift for the cat lover in your life. It’s the purr-fect way to spread some joy and laughter!

The Temporary Tattoo Printer

Unleash your inner tattoo rebel without the commitment, thanks to this nifty temporary tattoo printer! It's your ticket to crafting over 5,000 unique designs that you can slap on your skin whenever the mood strikes. Whether you're feeling edgy or just want to try something new, this little gadget lets you express yourself in style—no regrets, just fun!

HackyPi USB Hacking Tool

Dive into the world of ethical hacking with HackyPi, your new best friend in the tech playground! This nifty USB open-source hacking tool is powered by the Raspberry Pi RP2040 microcontroller, bursting with a multitude of applications just waiting for you to explore. Whether you’re a curious newbie or a seasoned pro, HackyPi is sure to spice up your toolkit and keep your hacking adventures both fun and fruitful!

The Portable Air Conditioner

Beat the heat and embrace the great outdoors with your trusty sidekick: this portable air conditioner! With three snazzy fan speeds and cooling settings, you'll feel like you've brought a slice of Arctic bliss to your sunny escapades. But wait, there’s more! This nifty gadget also features a built-in nightlight for those twilight adventures, a speaker to blast your favorite tunes, and a charging station to keep your devices juiced up. Who knew staying cool could be this much fun?

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F*ck I’m Bored Activity Book

Feeling stuck at home? Dive into the wildly entertaining pages of F*ck I’m Bored, the ultimate activity book designed to keep your sanity intact. Packed with 100 engaging activities for adults, it’s your go-to companion for those dull moments. From beloved classics like Sudoku and Word Scramble to the hilariously fun “Brick-by-F*cking-Brick,” this book is here to turn your boredom into a blast. Get ready to challenge your mind and have a good laugh while you’re at it!

There Are Moms Way Worse Than You

Give the new mom in your life a reason to smile with a delightful twist on motherhood! This hilarious kid’s book for adults showcases a variety of bizarre yet true tales of ‘bad’ moms from the animal kingdom. With a playful spin, it highlights the wild and wacky ways that nature proves parenting can be a bit of a circus. It's the perfect reminder that while she may feel overwhelmed, there are definitely weirder moms out there! A charming blend of humor and reality, this book is sure to bring some light-hearted fun to her day.

SUV Camping Window Tent

Turn your SUV into a cozy nighttime hideaway with this camping window tent! It’s like giving your ride a fun makeover, transforming it into a rolling fort where adventure meets comfort. With its universal fit, this tent easily stretches around your door’s perimeter, no tools needed—just your enthusiasm and a little creativity. Get ready to embrace the great outdoors while keeping the comfort of home close at hand!

This Is Fine Sarcastic Notepads

Transform even the dullest memos into must-read masterpieces with these delightfully sarcastic notepads. Available in four equally amusing designs, these 50-page notebooks are the perfect way to spice up any sarcastic worker’s desk. Give your notes a dash of humor and watch your colleagues take notice—because who says office supplies can’t be entertaining?

NERF Battle Pedal Powered Go-Kart

Get ready to zoom into action like never before with this NERF battle go-kart! This pedal-powered thrill ride boasts a sturdy inverted trike design, making it perfect for those wild chases. Plus, with a quick-response steering wheel, you’ll be gliding around corners and dodging obstacles with flair. Unmatched maneuverability? You bet! Buckle up for some serious fun!

Walkman Cassette Player

Grab some AA batteries and dig out that tape collection! This Walkman cassette player is packed with fun features like AM/FM radio, voice recording, and an auto-stop function that kicks in when your tape reaches the end. Plus, it sports a detachable belt clip for those on-the-go vibes. Seriously, can it get any better?

My Ex-Wife’s Wedding Dress

When Kevin Cotter’s ex-wife took everything but her wedding dress, he put the gown to work. In this hilarious book, he documents 101 creative uses for it—from a painting canvas to a fishing net—proving revenge can be strangely productive.

Back To The Future Hoverboard

Great Scott, Marty! Now you can snag your very own hoverboard without the need for a time machine or that awkward family reunion! While it won’t actually levitate, these replica hoverboards from Back to the Future are an absolute treasure for any die-hard fan of this iconic time-traveling adventure. Perfect for display or just to relive those nostalgic moments, you won’t want to miss adding this gem to your collection!

Nomatic Travel Bag

Who says a carry-on can’t be a magician? The Nomatic travel bag is here to prove that you can fit a whole week’s worth of clothes, toiletries, and accessories into a compact wonder. With its clever, compartmentalized design, you’ll be packing like a pro while keeping your essentials organized and within easy reach. It’s the ultimate travel companion for those who like to keep it light but still want to bring the whole wardrobe along for the ride!

Trip Wire Perimeter Alarm

Keep your property or campsite on the up-and-up with this nifty trip wire perimeter alarm! This compact little gadget uses a trip wire to set off a 209 primer, blasting out a loud noise that’ll send any unexpected visitors—like curious critters—running for the hills. Perfect for those who want to enjoy the great outdoors without uninvited guests crashing the party!

Six-Axis Mini Industrial Robot Arm

Get ready to welcome your very own robot arm into the family without emptying your wallet! Drawing inspiration from the impressive ABB IRB 6700 industrial robot arm that’s hard at work in car factories, this 6-axis mini open-source marvel is a tech enthusiast’s dream come true. Whether you’re looking to tinker, create, or just show off to your friends, this little dynamo is perfect for all your high-tech adventures!

$2,050.00
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Camera Sutra T-Shirt

Every photographer needs a little fun in their wardrobe, and the Camera Sutra t-shirt delivers just that! This playful tee showcases quirky positions like “the flowerlingus,” “the grape crusher,” “the tri-curious,” and “the carpet burn.” It's a cheeky nod to the art of capturing moments, perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh while snapping away. Add a dash of humor to your photography gear with this amusing and stylish shirt!

Car Headlight Fluid

Keep your ride shining bright by making sure your car headlight fluid is always at its best! This magical potion is friendly with all makes and models, and it loves to hang out with both LEDs and halogen bulbs. Just remember to give it a little top-off every 2,000 miles to keep those beams performing like rock stars!

The World’s Smallest Phone

If those oversized, tablet-like phones aren’t your jam, why not lighten your load with the world’s tiniest phone? Don’t let its petite size fool you—it’s packed with all the goodies! You’ll find Bluetooth for easy pairing, a camera to capture those spontaneous moments, a calendar to keep your life in check, FM Radio for your favorite tunes, and even a Micro SD slot for extra storage. Who knew small could be so mighty?

Ninja SLUSHi Frozen Slushi Maker

Make perfectly chilled beverages at home with the Ninja SLUSHi Frozen Slushi Maker. Its RapidChill Technology freezes liquids evenly—no ice required—and its five preset modes ensure smooth, flavorful slushies every time.

Mom’s OnlyFans

This hilariously entertaining children’s book for grown-ups spins the tale of a dedicated single mom who’s using her unique talents to make ends meet. With a wink and a nod, it captures the journey of a hard-working parent navigating the ups and downs of family life, all while providing a humorous take on the lengths one might go to for their loved ones. It’s a delightful read that’s sure to bring a smile, even if it’s not quite suitable for bedtime stories!

Zodiac Star Sign Scented Candles

These whimsical star sign scented candles are the perfect gift for just about anyone on your list. Each 16-ounce gem arrives in a chic heat-proof glass cylinder and boasts a charmingly soothing vanilla scent that will make your home feel like a cozy haven. Whether you're treating yourself or someone special, these candles are sure to bring a smile and a touch of celestial magic to any space.

Six Pack Abs Training Gear

If you’re itching to flaunt those washboard abs but can’t bear the thought of dieting or sweating it out at the gym, listen up! This six-pack abs stimulator is your new best friend, offering a fun and innovative way to engage and zap your abdominal muscles without lifting a finger. Get ready to kick back while your abs get to work, all in the name of shaping up! Who knew getting fit could be this easy and entertaining?

Flame Simulating LED Light Bulb

Set the mood for romance without the fire hazard! These flame-simulating LED light bulbs dance and flicker just like real candles, casting a cozy, warm glow that invites snuggles and sweet whispers. Plus, they’re energy-efficient, so you can enjoy the ambiance without worrying about your electricity bill—or your home going up in flames. Light up your evenings with a touch of whimsy and safety!

All-In-One Breakfast Cooking Station

Transform your mornings into a delightful adventure with the ultimate breakfast cooking station! This magical gadget lets you whip up your morning essentials all at once—from brewing a steaming cup of coffee to toasting your bread, and sizzling up some sausage and eggs. Say goodbye to the chaos of morning prep and hello to a deliciously efficient start to your day!

Aircard Wallet Tracker

Say goodbye to the days of losing your wallet with the Aircard Wallet Tracker! This nifty little gadget is like a personal assistant for your wallet, giving you precise tracking and even sending you reminders when you’ve left it behind. Need a little help finding it? Just listen for the loud beeps—it’s practically shouting, "Here I am!" Plus, it’s sleek and slim, so it won’t turn your wallet into a bulky mess. Keep your cash and cards safe and sound, all while adding a touch of fun to your everyday life!

DIY Magic Flying Butterfly Card

Sprinkle a little magic on someone’s special day with a delightful surprise: a card that unleashes a flying butterfly! Just tuck this tiny rubber-band-powered marvel inside any greeting card, and watch the magic unfold as it soars up to 20 feet in the air when the recipient opens it. It’s a whimsical way to bring joy and wonder, guaranteed to leave them grinning from ear to ear!

Luxury Prefab Cabin

Meet your new 19-foot luxury prefab cabin, where adventure meets comfort in style! This little gem is storm-resistant and has been tested against typhoons, so you can rest easy while it assembles in just hours—no heavy machinery required. With a smart design that maximizes every inch, top-notch insulation to keep you cozy, and the ability to roll wherever your heart desires, it’s off-grid living, but with a fabulous upgrade. Get ready to embrace the great outdoors without sacrificing a hint of luxury!

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The Car Pool 2.0 Portable Toilet

Meet your new travel buddy: the Car Pool 2.0 Portable Toilet! Perfect for those epic road trips and outdoor escapades, this little gem is all about convenience and comfort. With its compact, leak-proof design, you can say goodbye to worries and hello to easy setup and hygienic waste disposal. It’s your ticket to a stress-free and sanitary adventure, ensuring that wherever the road takes you, you can answer nature’s call with a smile!

Harry Potter Sorting Hat Tree Decoration

Sprinkle some enchantment on your Christmas tree with this delightful Harry Potter Sorting Hat ornament! Perfect for Potterheads who adore the festive season, this whimsically crafted decoration not only looks magical but also speaks and moves with just a button press. Get ready to add a touch of wizardry to your holiday decor!

Alien Abduction Lamp

Illuminate your space with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of the extraterrestrial! This quirky lamp showcases a cow caught in the act of being whisked away by a flying saucer, guaranteed to inject personality into any room. Not only does it light up your life, but it also serves as a guaranteed icebreaker, sparking laughter and conversation among friends and family. Perfect for those who appreciate a good chuckle and a touch of whimsy in their decor!

Amazon Alexa Smart Glasses

Stay effortlessly connected with these stylish Amazon Alexa smart glasses! Perfect for all-day wear, these lightweight frames give you hands-free access to Alexa. Imagine catching notifications, alerts, or even making calls without ever having to dig for your phone. It's like having a personal assistant perched right on your nose—talk about a modern-day magic trick!

The STD Coloring Book

Dive into the colorful world of The STD Coloring Book, where education meets creativity! This one-of-a-kind adult coloring book features twenty-five intricately designed and eye-catching illustrations that bring some of the most common sexually transmitted diseases to life. Get ready to unleash your inner artist while exploring these important topics in a fun, engaging way. Perfect for sparking conversations and learning something new, this book is sure to make a memorable addition to your collection!

Infinity Cube

Transform your living room into a cosmic wonderland with this infinity cube! It’s got three dazzling modes to keep your stargazing exciting: dive into the mesmerizing ‘infinity mode,’ get lost in the swirling ‘moving galaxy,’ or let the beats take over with the ‘music-reactive galaxy.’ Plus, you can power it up with either batteries or a micro USB, making it as versatile as your mood. Who needs a telescope when you can have a galaxy right from your couch?

I Adulted! Stickers For Grown Ups

Adulting can be a real challenge, but fear not! These fun stickers for grown-ups are here to give you that much-needed boost and a chuckle along the way. Each pack is packed with witty little reminders like “I moved on!”, “I did the laundry”, “I recycled!”, and “I cooked for myself.” Perfect for celebrating those everyday victories that make adult life a bit more bearable and a lot more entertaining!

Facial Fitness Device

Want to keep that youthful glow without a trip to the surgeon? Meet your new best friend: this quirky facial fitness device! It might look a little goofy, but it’s here to help tone and tighten those slacking facial muscles. Just two quick 30-second sessions a day, and you’re on your way to a firmer, fresher face. Who knew looking fabulous could be this easy and fun?

Flip & Serve Egg Ring

Transform your breakfast game with this egg-cellent mold! Say goodbye to messy spatula flips and hello to a leak-proof wonder that cradles your egg like a pro. With its handy silicone bumpers, it keeps everything in place, ensuring you get a perfectly shaped egg disc every time—ideal for your morning sandwich. Who knew breakfast could be this fun and fuss-free?

Coffee Table Aquarium

No bachelor pad is truly complete without a splash of whimsy, and what better way to dive in than with an aquarium coffee table? This stunning piece is not just a conversation starter; it's a functional delight! Equipped with decorative plants that sway like they’re dancing, mood-enhancing lighting, and a filtration system that keeps things crystal clear, this table has everything you need to create an underwater wonderland right in your living room. Perfect for showing off your aquatic flair while kicking back with friends!

Solar Perpetual Motion Marble Kit

Break the rules of thermodynamics—well, sort of—with the solar perpetual motion marble sculpture kit! Armed with just a few handy tools, you’ll be giggling in the face of scientific norms as you assemble a one-of-a-kind perpetual motion masterpiece. Get ready to unleash your inner mad scientist while crafting a quirky sculpture that dances to the rhythm of the sun. Who knew bending the laws of physics could be this much fun?

Tortuga 1667 Board Game

Set sail for adventure in Tortuga 1667, where you’ll plunder, pillage, and stir up a bit of mutiny as you compete against your fellow mateys! Each player secretly pledges loyalty to either the British or the French, all while racing to amass the most treasure before the dreaded Spanish Armada makes its grand entrance. Strategy and cunning are your best mates in this lively game of deception and daring, where every decision could lead to glorious riches or a watery grave!

Tactical Self Defense Pen

Get ready to tackle whatever life throws your way with this nifty tactical self-defense pen tucked in your pocket. Not only does it boast patented waterproof ink for those unexpected rainy moments, but it also packs a punch with a glass breaker, a handy handcuff key, and a clever self-defense tool that even gathers an attacker’s DNA sample. Who knew a pen could be your secret weapon?

Jurassic Park Goggles Replica

Get ready to dive into a world of adventure with these officially licensed goggles! Equipped with adjustable zoom lenses, vibrant red and green LEDs, and nifty crosshairs, they’re your perfect companion for cosplay, showcasing your fandom, or just basking in the thrilling legacy of the park. Plus, they come with a comfy padded harness so you can wear them all day while you channel your inner hero! Whether you're on a quest or just having fun, these goggles are a must-have for every fan!

Car Unused Buttons Stickers

Unleash your inner comedian on the road with these quirky car button stickers that will bring a dash of humor to your ride! Transform those dull, unused buttons into conversation starters with playful options like oil slick, smoke, tacks, sonar, the timeless "eject" button, and the bold SEND IT. With these fun additions, your car’s interior will be anything but ordinary, making every drive a little more entertaining!

Pop-Up Book Of Sex

Get ready to turn up the heat with this delightful pop-up book of sex! This charmingly illustrated treasure is packed with vibrant 3-dimensional images that leap off the pages, inviting you and your partner to explore the art of love making. Each turn of the page offers a playful peek into a world of passion, helping you both discover new ways to connect and ignite your desires. Dive into this literary gem and let your imagination run wild!

Money Rolling Papers

Add a touch of whimsical flair to your indulgences with these playful faux money rolling papers! Designed to resemble real C-notes, these papers are made with organic edible ink and promise a slow, enjoyable burn, allowing you to savor each delightful puff. Perfect for those who appreciate a little cheeky style in their smoking experience!

Touch Sensitive Plants

If you think plants are just sitting there, you clearly haven’t met the fabulous Mimosa Pudica! These shy little green wonders go all still and demure when left alone, but the moment you give them a gentle poke, they spring into action in the most delightful ways. It's like they have their own secret dance party, just waiting for your cue to join in! Watch as they curl up and show off their quirky charm, proving that even plants can have a playful side.

Hand Jobs Party Game

Spice up your game night with Hand Jobs! This lively card game invites players to dive into a whirlwind of competition, racing to see who can tackle and complete the most hand jobs from the deck. It’s fast-paced fun that’s sure to keep everyone on their toes and laughing, making it the perfect addition to your gathering. Get ready for some cheeky challenges and a night full of memorable moments!

Danny Boy Liquor Dispenser

Meet Danny Boy, the mischievous little liquor dispenser that’s ready to elevate your gatherings and keep the good times flowing. Standing at a fun-sized thirteen inches tall, he’s designed to hold up to sixteen ounces of your go-to spirit. Whether you’re decking out your man cave or spicing up a frat house bar, Danny Boy is the perfect companion for those who enjoy a cheeky drink with friends.

The World’s Loudest Whistle

Make sure your voice carries, no matter the distance, with the world’s loudest whistle! This robust little gem blasts an ear-piercing 142 decibels, which is more than eight times the volume of your typical sports whistle. You’ll be heard from over 2 miles away—perfect for getting attention when you need it most. So go ahead, give it a blow and let the world know you mean business!

The Staple Free Stapler

Say goodbye to those pesky metal staples and hello to your new favorite office buddy: the staple-free stapler! This clever contraption works its magic by making tiny holes that create a surprisingly strong seal, binding up to five sheets of paper together like a pro. It’s a fun twist on traditional binding, proving that you can keep things neat and tidy without the metal mess. Who knew paperwork could be this playful?

Tabletop Horse Racing Game

Get your adrenaline fix without ever leaving your living room with this delightful tabletop horse racing game! Expertly handcrafted from top-notch materials, it promises endless evenings of laughter and excitement for the whole family. Gather your crew, place your bets, and let the races begin—who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for picking the winning pony!