Adult Merit Badges

Celebrate adulting with merit badges for everyday achievements. From flossing to taking your vitamins, each 2×2‑inch patch lets you proudly display those little wins on a jacket or bag.

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Aviator Goggle Beanie With Face Muffler

Brave winter winds in an aviator hat complete with detachable face cover and built-in goggles.

The Book Of Pretty Much Everything

Explore the output of celebrated graphic artist Aaron James Draplin within The Book of Pretty Much Everything, a highly informative and amusing retrospective. This volume offers a mid-career examination of this distinguished designer's projects, detailed case studies, sources of inspiration, tales from the road, and professional counsel.

Outdoor Cat House

Upgrade your yard to a feline utopia by relocating your outdoor cat to this rather posh, compact residence. This diminutive dwelling offers a snug chamber on the ground floor, a refreshing veranda up top, and is crowned with a reliably impermeable asphalt lid.

But You're A Horse Romance Novel

The online prankster responsible for the infamous "knock knock hijack" and "hotel graffiti" now presents But….You're A Horse romance novel, a disparate assortment of jokes, stories, and hijinks entirely unrelated to the image on the front.

3-In-1 Game Table

Encourage your household to disconnect from their gadgets and engage in some actual interaction by introducing this versatile gaming station. Its clever, compact construction facilitates effortless transitions between playing surfaces, offering options for table tennis, billiards, and air-powered hockey.

$1,389.99
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Car Roof Star Projector

Turn every drive into a night under the stars by projecting a swirling galaxy onto your car’s ceiling with this compact roof star projector.

Awesafe Biometric Fingerprint Gun Safe

Keep firearms secure yet accessible with a steel safe that opens via combo or fingerprint, deterring kids while giving you quick access.

Screaming Aztec Death Whistle

Transform your haunted house into a spine-chilling experience with an Aztec death whistle! These handcrafted treasures, made from stonecast ceramic, unleash a bone-rattling scream that echoes like a woman in distress—perfect for giving your guests a fright they won't forget. It's the ideal addition to your spooky decor, ensuring your haunted abode stands out with its unique and eerie sound. Get ready to up the ante on your scare factor!

Salt Firing Shotgun

Tired of those pesky flies buzzing around your space? Meet your new favorite solution: the salt-firing shotgun! This quirky little gadget uses regular table salt and packs a punch with a capacity of 50 rounds, ensuring you can take down every annoying house fly in a single, action-packed evening. Plus, it doubles as a zesty seasoning tool for your culinary adventures! Who knew pest control could be this much fun?

NERF Better Than Balloons Water Pods

Ditch disposable balloons for these NERF water pods that splash like water balloons but can be refilled again and again without the mess.

Pocket Chainsaw

Boost your wilderness odds with this absolutely essential, tiny terror of a cutting tool. Built tough, its stainless steel teeth mean this easily carried, featherlight saw is a serious contender.

Desert Eagle Whiskey Decanter

Load up your preferred whiskey into this Desert Eagle decanter and prepare for a good time. Crafted from ceramic, this ornate firearm decanter holds a half-liter, detaches from its stand, and includes three bullet-shaped shot glasses.

Biometric Slider Gun Safe

Stay sharp and secure without turning your home into a high-stakes drama! This nifty biometric slider gun safe is your compact companion, sliding right under your desk for a discreet hideaway. When you need it, an authorized user can whip it off the mounting plate in a flash—talk about quick access! It’s all about keeping your peace of mind while ensuring safety is never a game of hide and seek.

Spooky Wooden Castle Bat House

Offer your local bats a place to hang out with the Spooky Wooden Castle Bat House, a delightful, gothic-inspired shelter ideal for natural pest management. Its haunted castle aesthetic gives bats a comfortable residence while lending a touch of the macabre to your exterior design.

I Would Kill Hitler Adult Party Game

Dive into a whirlwind of wild hypotheticals with your friends in this uproariously fun party game designed for the super adults! Flex your philosophical muscles as you tackle the big questions that’ll have everyone grinning, chatting, and bursting into laughter! Ever wondered if you’d take out baby Hitler? Get ready to spark some side-splitting debates and watch the hilarity unfold!

Steampunk Darth Vader

Add a steampunk twist to your Star Wars collection with this Darth Vader statue by artist Adi Granov. The collaborative piece blends Victorian mechanical aesthetics with the iconic villain to stunning effect.

Flux Capacitor Replica

Bring sci-fi dreams closer with a replica flux capacitor complete with lights, perfect for Back to the Future fans.

You're Saying It Wrong

This essential volume, You're Saying It Wrong, belongs on the shelf of every dedicated language enthusiast, offering a captivating examination of 150 frequently misspoken words and their complex, often misused historical origins.

Personalized Face Stickers

Put your face everywhere with custom vinyl stickers. Printed in high-quality matte, they’re dishwasher- and microwave-safe so you can decorate mugs, laptops, and more with your own grin.

Floral Self-Defense Kubaton Keychain

Hide a serious self‑defense tool in plain sight with this floral kubaton keychain; its virtually unbreakable pointed tip and whip‑ready key ring keep you safe without sacrificing style.

Tactical Butterfly Knife Styled Utensil

Flip out at dinner with utensils disguised as butterfly knives. The handles rotate open to reveal a fork and spoon, letting you practice balisong tricks between bites without sharp edges.

Alvantor Screen House

Relax outdoors in bug‑free comfort under the Alvantor screen house. The lightweight canopy pops up easily to provide shade and insect protection for patios, picnics and camping.

Passive Aggressive Notes

Unleash your inner comedian without the awkwardness of face-to-face chats by leaving behind these delightfully snarky notes. Perfectly crafted to tackle a variety of everyday annoyances, these clever little gems let you air your grievances with style. Whether it’s a friendly nudge or a cheeky reminder, you can express your thoughts while keeping it light and fun. Say goodbye to direct confrontations and hello to a playful way of addressing those pesky behavioral quirks in others!

Ultimate Breakfast Machine

Prepare for a morning revolution; the Ultimate Breakfast Machine is here to transform your routine. This magnificent appliance crafts an entire breakfast sandwich in a mere five minutes. Now you can enjoy a delicious, budget-friendly path to arterial bliss, all without leaving your kitchen!

Deep Thumb Saver Massage Tool

This Deep Thumb Saver Massage Tool delivers pinpointed comfort via its clever shape, allowing for intensified pressure application without the usual hand fatigue. Ideal for both the seasoned practitioner and the casual user, it efficiently loosens tight muscles and noticeably speeds up the recuperation process.

Pac-Man Arcade & Drink Cooler Machine

Elevate your space with a significant refresh courtesy of this Pac-Man arcade and beverage chiller unit. The upper section of the apparatus presents a completely operational Pac-Man Pixel Bash arcade game, while the bottom portion contains a fully functional compact refrigerator.

$3,299.00
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Cat Butt Refrigerator Magnets

A delightful present for the feline fanatic who possesses everything, these cheeky refrigerator magnets feature the posterior of six distinct kitties. This functional set of six magnets is sure to spark amusing discussions when company arrives.

Goal Zero Solar Panels

Get ready to soak up the sun like never before with these Goal Zero solar panels! Made from tough tempered glass, these sleek monocrystalline panels are not just lightweight and weatherproof—they come with a nifty kickstand that lets you angle them just right for maximum sunbathing. Perfect for those who want to harness solar power with a dash of style!

Plug-&-Play Graphics Card Booster

Supercharge your gaming experience with the mClassic, the ultimate plug-and-play graphics card booster! This nifty little sidekick for your video game console works its magic by transforming low-res visuals into stunning high-res masterpieces, giving you cleaner, sharper gameplay that’ll make your friends green with envy. Get ready to level up your graphics and dive into a world where every pixel pops!

CVS Receipt Scarf

Generate chuckles everywhere you venture by accessorizing with this amusing CVS receipt neckwear. This incredibly plush, wrap-style scarf precisely mimics an authentic CVS receipt and measures about 8 inches in width by 59 inches in length, which is approximately the actual length of a typical CVS receipt.

The World's Thinnest Leather Wallet

Ditch the pocket bulge with the globe's slimmest leather billfold. Though remarkably slender, this chic leather accessory sports four distinct card compartments, which also double rather conveniently as useful coin pouches.

World's Smallest Bike Wall Rack

Regarding dimensions and adaptability, this world-beatingly tiny bike wall rack is tough to top. This premium clip attaches to practically any upright surface or wall, allowing you to suspend your bicycle either up-and-down or sideways throughout your abode.

Convertible Bean Bag Chair Mattress

Get cozy with a beanbag that hides a full-size foam mattress inside. Pop off the washable cover to reveal a comfy bed for guests, then fold it back into a chair when space is tight.

Airpods Cleaning Kit

This Airpods Cleaning Kit offers a straightforward solution for maintaining your audio gear, effortlessly ridding those beloved, perhaps slightly neglected earbuds of accumulated gunk. Beyond simply restoring your Airpods to their pristine, fresh-out-of-the-box appearance, this remarkably adaptable kit is also perfectly suited for sprucing up your other various earbuds and can even tackle the task of tidying up your smartphone.

Amazon Echo Show 15

The Amazon Echo Show 15 is your household's indispensable command center, ensuring everything hums along nicely. This smart home necessity lets you pull up photos, stream videos, consult recipes, maintain accessible grocery lists, showcase your daily schedule, and handle a multitude of other tasks.

Mini Cotton Candy Machine

This little cotton candy maker is a must-see for anyone who appreciates the fluffy stuff, transforming any ordinary day into a delightful fairground experience complete with miniature cones for sharing. Simply add your ingredients, give it a whirl, and prepare to happily embrace that inevitable sugar rush.

The Portable Blade-Less Fan

Beat the heat with a handheld bladeless fan in your favorite color. USB‑rechargeable and kid‑safe, it provides a gentle breeze without exposed blades.

Three Wise Stormtroopers

A Star Wars twist on the classic nativity scene: three stormtroopers depict 'see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil,' bringing nerdy charm to your shelf.

Minecraft Wall Graphics

Transform your child's space into a beloved game level with these Minecraft wall graphics, fulfilling their ultimate bedroom fantasy. Every meticulously detailed decal is engineered to playfully warp the viewer's eye, crafting the delightful deception that the wall is receding.