Alien Abduction Lamp

Inject a bit of playful fright into your daily drive with this Jason rear wiper blade decal, ensuring your vehicle participates in the seasonal fun. As your wiper sweeps, the iconic, seemingly unstoppable Jason Voorhees appears to rhythmically swing his infamous, blood-splattered machete, making this an essential accessory for the discerning horror cinema enthusiast.

Maximize your limited outdoor area with this transforming picnic table bench. More clever than it looks, this versatile design offers the choice between a robust picnic table or a handy bench, making it simple to accommodate your guests.

Keep your essential implements within easy reach and accelerate your workflow with these magnetic tool holders. Attaching handily to your belt, their robust strength is quite sufficient for securely supporting a variety of tools and smaller accoutrements.

That EyeVac Home Touchless Vacuum just rendered your old dustpan utterly unnecessary! This futuristic home appliance makes short work of sweeping up dirt, hair, dust, and crumbs from your floors—simply guide the mess toward the infrared laser-activated opening at the base, and watch it vanish.

Reduce kitchen mess with this catch-all cheese grater. The plastic body houses a stainless steel grating blade plus attachments for peeling veggies and grinding garlic, and the built-in container catches shreds to keep counters clean.

Tame under-sink clutter with a shelf system that expands around pipes. Adjustable shelves hold spray bottles, sponges, and cleaners, giving you quick access and a neat look.

This Biogents device cleverly employs CO2, aping human respiration to efficiently entice and capture those pesky mosquitos. For anyone fond of al fresco activities, this is simply essential. Installation is a breeze, and happily, two versions exist: one specifically designed to snag the biters, and another dedicated to catching the egg-depositors!

The return of Pickle Rick means everyone's preferred dimension-traveling mastermind is now your next cherished collectible! A gentle squeeze of this three-inch pickle prompts him to utter either, "I turned myself into a pickle, Morty!" or the iconic declaration, "I'm Pickle Riiick!"

Hide your house key or cash in a compartment disguised as a trailer hitch. It bolts onto your vehicle and locks securely, providing a clever place to stash spare items when you’re hiking, surfing, or traveling.

Elevate your next tabletop session with a delightful culinary surprise, all thanks to Heroes’ Feast The Official D&D cookbook. This gorgeously illustrated volume is packed with eighty tempting and simple-to-make recipes.

Watch your food crisp up through clear walls while vortex convection cooks evenly at 400°F. Removable attachments expand functionality and the self‑cleaning bowl makes cleanup painless.

Let a tiny, armed Tony Montana guard your flowerbeds with this Scarface lawn gnome. Equal parts menacing and hilarious, he stands ready with his weapon of choice, warning neighbors and critters alike not to mess with your carefully manicured turf.

Expand your console storage with this shock‑resistant SSD. Available in 500GB to 2TB, it lets you install more games and reduces load times for smoother gameplay.

Stay cool while staying active with this hands‑free neck fan. It wraps comfortably around your neck and directs a refreshing breeze upward, perfect for workouts, gardening or outdoor events.

The carabiner keychain offers a classic, enduring solution for corralling and keeping track of your keys. This functional design provides easy key management while integrating several handy miniature implements, including a screwdriver, a wrench, and a bottle opener.

Deliver a delightful jolt to other motorists by employing these ersatz parking citations for a harmless practical joke. Produced on substantial, resilient card stock, every ticket features sufficient detail to deceive even the most observant individuals when seen from afar.

The online prankster responsible for the infamous "knock knock hijack" and "hotel graffiti" now presents But….You're A Horse romance novel, a disparate assortment of jokes, stories, and hijinks entirely unrelated to the image on the front.

Fight foul odours with a personalised fart extinguisher candle. These soy candles come in cosy scents like toasted pumpkin or apple harvest, and you can customise the label with the target’s name for extra laughs.

Soothe pounding headaches by slipping on this gel-filled migraine cap. Made from medical-grade liquid gel encased in a flexible PVC shell, it applies cooling pressure around your head to provide immediate relief and fits most sizes.

Cool off under a WWII fighter plane with this aircraft-inspired ceiling fan. The detailed body and propeller blades bring nostalgic aviation style to any room while circulating air.

Say goodbye to neck pain with a pillow engineered for side sleepers. Its contoured shape supports your head and shoulders, while memory foam relieves pressure points for more restful nights.

Brew barista-level espresso anywhere with the Picopresso, a pocket-sized espresso machine by Wacaco. Operated manually, it gives you complete control and pulls rich shots wherever your adventures take you.

Elevate your spirits knowledge with The Kings County Distillery Guide To Moonshining, a witty and well-illustrated volume that delves into the history of this potent potable from 1640 onward, while simultaneously schooling you in the fine art of at-home distillation.

Transform your breezy canopy into a snug hideaway in a flash with this camping cube tent! Measuring a generous 10′ x 10′, it easily latches onto your existing canopy, creating a cozy retreat. It boasts a spacious entry door complete with a screen to keep those pesky bugs at bay, plus three handy pockets for stashing power cords. And for your furry friend, there’s even a doggy door! Adventure awaits, and this tent has got your back!

Elevate your modest home bar's sophistication with this whiskey dispenser featuring a ship within a bottle. Crafted with expertise, it's hand-blown from resilient, substantial glass and includes a ground glass stopper, ensuring a perfect seal to prevent your precious spirits from ever vanishing.

Time to get serious about your regimen and elevate your shadow boxing game with this specialized set of resistance bands. The Shadow Boxer Pro delivers a robust level of resistance, cleverly targeting and fortifying those crucial core muscles while simultaneously honing your balance, perfecting your form, boosting your speed, and amplifying your overall striking power.

Keep your frequently accessed possessions from wandering off by stashing them within this men's valet organizer box. This essential piece of bedroom furniture features a variety of compartments, each sized uniquely, allowing you to neatly tuck away everything from your mobile phone and house keys to a bit of loose currency.

Level up your mobile gaming with these Razer Hammerhead earbuds. They offer a snug fit, ultra‑low latency for lag‑free audio, and up to 15 hours of battery life, delivering crisp sound whether you’re in battle or on the go.

This SanDisk Professional G-Drive Pro SSD is quite the clever little solution for your entire storage situation, boasting ridiculously quick transfer speeds topping out at 2600MB/s. It's built to last, too, with an impressive 11,000 TBW endurance rating, and comes in a delightful array of capacities: 4, 6, 7, 12, 18, and 20 TB options are ready for your choosing.

Guard your treasures from sticky fingers without breaking the bank on protection by tucking them away in this mechanical DIY safe. This plywood security box arrives as 179 precisely cut components, ready for you to construct a compact, cubical safe featuring its own 3-digit combination lock.

Peek into the underworld of easy money with 'How to Make Money in Your Spare Time'. This tongue‑in‑cheek book explores mafia schemes as a cautionary look at what not to do to get rich quick.

Meet the Raspberry Pi Zero, your pint-sized powerhouse that proves good things come in small packages! This little marvel fits snugly in your palm, boasting a zippy 1GHz ARM11 CPU and a cool 512MB of RAM. With a mini HDMI socket that can handle 1080p, you can enjoy your favorite shows in style. Plus, it’s got a micro-B USB for all your data and power needs. Who knew building a budget-friendly PC could be this much fun?

Up the difficulty of the classic search game with this 3,000-piece Where’s Waldo? puzzle. Assemble the chaotic scene first, then try to spot the striped wanderer hidden among thousands of tiny illustrated details.

Kickstart your child’s curiosity with Quantum Physics for Babies, a board book series that distills complex science concepts into colorful, easy-to-grasp explanations perfect for curious toddlers.

Mark time the ancient way with this mechanical Mayan calendar puzzle. Crafted from natural birch, its 73 pieces fit together to create a wall‑mounted calendar that you rotate by hand to track the days.

Challenge your vision with a deck of intentionally blurred cards that make familiar games hilariously tricky, encouraging laughter and laser-focus in every round.

Pack light and rest anywhere with this cleverly designed sleeping bag that folds down to palm size yet expands into a surprisingly cozy cocoon when you’re ready to turn any patch of earth into a campsite.

Get ready to unleash your inner mischievous spirit with this delightfully unsettling Creepy Girl Mask! She’s got the whole package: a cascade of dark hair, those impossibly oversized eyes that stare right into your soul (in a fun way, mostly), a wide, sinister smile that suggests she knows all your secrets, and enough terrifying little details to make your grandma clutch her pearls. Whether you’re aiming to win the neighborhood Halloween costume contest or just want to execute the perfect, spine-tingling prank scare, this full-head mask is your ticket to instant, eerie realism. Prepare for double-takes and genuine chills—this mask is guaranteed to turn heads and leave a lasting impression (and maybe a few nightmares).

This batting swing trainer will have your young hitter aiming for the cheap seats after just a handful of practice sessions. It assists in refining their swing and stance technique, enabling them to take as many as 500 swings every hour without the tedious chore of ball retrieval.