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Your pup's well-being is now easier to track than ever thanks to the Fitbark 2. This sturdy, water-resistant collar keeps tabs on your dog's activity and rest, monitoring everything from how far they roam to the calories they expend, all powered by a battery that lasts half a year.

Turn your dog into a waiter with a harness that carries drinks or treats. It has pockets on both sides and secures comfortably around your pet.

Get ready to give your human anatomy class a serious glow-up with this delightfully detailed, anatomically correct human body model! It’s the perfect way to make learning about ourselves less textbook-dry and more hands-on fun. But wait, there's more! This amazing STEAM 3D puzzle doesn't just stand there looking pretty; it also arrives bundled with a fantastic 24-page anatomy book. Consider it your official cheat sheet for understanding all the squishy, fascinating bits and pieces inside, teaching you everything you need to know about the body and its marvelous organs.

The Monica Multifunctional Smart Bed will ensure your bedroom becomes your favorite destination, making leaving its cozy confines a thing of the past! Beyond merely a place to sleep, this clever piece of furniture incorporates integrated speakers, ample storage, a handy lift-up nightstand ideal for productivity, a built-in reclining function, and a host of other delightful additions.

Pledge your allegiance to ZOLTAN! and ready yourself for interstellar voyages with this bubble wrap ensemble. Drawing inspiration from the space attire in “Dude Where’s My Car?”, this plastic garment fully encases you in bubble wrap, presenting a delightful challenge to resist the urge to pop it all.

The Oura Smart Ring Gen3 is your subtle upgrade to well-being, a polished piece of tech that accurately monitors your slumber, movement, and cardiac rhythm. It delivers bespoke health data and sophisticated capabilities, making it the essential gadget for fine-tuning your everyday existence.

Free up floor space with a rack that mounts to a standard four‑panel garage door. Its hooks and loops hold fishing poles, rakes and other gear securely overhead.

Beat the heat on porches, patios, and pop-up tents with this portable misting system. It comes mostly pre-assembled, so you just hook it up, string it along your space, and enjoy a fine cool mist that makes scorching afternoons feel a lot more tolerable.

Add a mischievous twist to morning coffee with this 'UNT' mug. When the handle is on the left, the cheeky design spells out a taboo word, but from the right it just looks like a nonsense trio of letters.

Flip out at dinner with utensils disguised as butterfly knives. The handles rotate open to reveal a fork and spoon, letting you practice balisong tricks between bites without sharp edges.

Obliterate that stubborn road sludge like the automotive sorcerer you are with this cheeky 2-in-1 undercarriage blaster. Boasting a robust 4000 PSI punch, adaptable spray patterns, and a generous 16-inch cleaning swath, it tackles your vehicle's nether regions quicker than you can utter the phrase "no more corrosion".

Brace yourself for an infernal experience with the Toe of Satan lollipop. Infused with 9‑million‑Scoville chilli extract, this devilishly hot candy is meant to test your tolerance—not satisfy your sweet tooth.

When the undead hordes inevitably dismantle civilization, survival becomes a tricky business; fortunately, 'The Art of Eating Through The Apocalypse' offers a distinct advantage. Once the grocery aisles are bare, this essential manual instructs you on the finer points of whipping up your own improvised sustenance.

This diminutive confection promises a major heatwave for your palate, being the world's spiciest chocolate bar. Crafted with a chili extract boasting a scorching 9 million Scoville Heat Units, this delectable treat delivers an intensely fiery experience despite its small stature.

Liquid I.V. helps your water do more, frankly. This hydration multiplier is a necessity for those who wander, utilizing Cellular Transport Technology to boost the speedy uptake of water and essential nutrients into your bloodstream, meaning you can feel quite excellent while consuming less water.

Turn your desk into a pixel art gallery with this smart picture frame. The Divoom Pixoo displays scrolling pixel art, animations and notifications via Bluetooth and doubles as a clock and speaker, adding personality to any workspace.

Wake up to the aroma of freshly brewed coffee as this alarm clock whirs into action, crafting a hot cup right beside your bed for the most persuasive reason to get up.

Ditch productivity with a dash of 80s style, whiling away the hours on a Retro Machine playable mini arcade. This compact powerhouse boasts diminutive arcade controls, a 5.75" color display, and arrives loaded with over 200 vintage-inspired games.

With Unf*ckupable, you can whip up a delicious homemade meal, even if your cooking skills are limited to burning toast! This quirky cookbook is packed with fifty foolproof recipes so straightforward that you’ll be amazed at how even you can’t mess them up. Get ready to impress yourself (and maybe others) with dishes that are as easy as pie—without all the fuss!

Test your mettle and attempt to shatter the unofficial recreational saucer sled ground speed benchmark when you're geared up with Clark Griswold's aluminum saucer sled. This sled is constructed from a superior aluminum alloy and finished with comfortable, easy-to-hold handles.

Deploy this comb with style, channeling your inner rebel. When this slick item is produced, onlookers may initially assume a confrontation is imminent, but a quick flick of the mechanism reveals a refined comb, prompting universal admiration for your undeniable coolness.

Just the ticket for elevating your grilling game, this BBQ grill smoking pouch is fabricated from fine mesh 304 stainless steel, swiftly generating a clean white smoke to imbue your fare with a deeply satisfying smokey flavor while it cooks.

Dive into a whirlwind of wild hypotheticals with your friends in this uproariously fun party game designed for the super adults! Flex your philosophical muscles as you tackle the big questions that’ll have everyone grinning, chatting, and bursting into laughter! Ever wondered if you’d take out baby Hitler? Get ready to spark some side-splitting debates and watch the hilarity unfold!

Turn any existing pot or pressure cooker into a countertop air fryer with this clever universal lid. Just lock it on, set the timer and you’ll be crisping veggies, wings and more in minutes, expanding your recipe repertoire without buying a whole new appliance.

The carabiner keychain offers a classic, enduring solution for corralling and keeping track of your keys. This functional design provides easy key management while integrating several handy miniature implements, including a screwdriver, a wrench, and a bottle opener.

Embrace your inner night-dweller and satisfy your craving with a chilled bottle of the invigorating Bloody Nose refreshment. Ignoring the slightly jarring and quite vivid packaging, this crimson beverage delivers a surprisingly pleasant and enjoyable fruity cherry taste experience.

This dedicated device makes printing pictures from your iPhone or iPad delightfully simple. Its diminutive footprint allows for high-resolution output wherever you roam, requiring zero computer intervention—just connect your Apple mobile device and print away!

Say farewell to boring diets because the Wonderffle is here to shake things up in your kitchen! This quirky little appliance lets you create Belgian-style waffles bursting with your favorite fillings, perfect for any meal of the day—breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Who knew indulgence could be this fun? Get ready to stuff your waffles and your taste buds with all the goodness you crave!

Switching to these reusable/washable bamboo paper towels allows you to contribute daily to environmental well-being. These durable, highly absorbent, and cost-effective towels are ready for machine washing up to one hundred times.

If you think plants are just sitting there, you clearly haven’t met the fabulous Mimosa Pudica! These shy little green wonders go all still and demure when left alone, but the moment you give them a gentle poke, they spring into action in the most delightful ways. It's like they have their own secret dance party, just waiting for your cue to join in! Watch as they curl up and show off their quirky charm, proving that even plants can have a playful side.

Pry the young ones away from their screens with the introduction of their forthcoming closest companion: the Dancing Hot Dog. This lively character will vocalize, rhyme, and improvise musically straight into their affections while simultaneously aiding in the cultivation of their interpersonal communication abilities.

See if you can solve the bottled frustration puzzle by extracting the wooden bolt trapped inside. It may look simple, but getting the pieces to line up and freeing the bolt is harder than it seems.

Get ready to wash your hands in the most hilariously unexpected way—introducing our poop soap bars! These novelty soaps are sure to raise eyebrows and spark laughter among your guests. Just like the real deal, each bar is delightfully unique, varying in shape, size, and even corn consistency! Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh while still keeping things clean, these soaps are both functional and funny, making them a standout addition to your home. Embrace the whimsy and let your guests enjoy a wash that’s anything but ordinary!

Bring on the giggles and the goodies! This whimsical six-piece plate set transforms into a delightful ceramic cheeseburger, complete with all the tasty trimmings. It's just the thing for dips, sides, and condiments—or simply to express your everlasting affection for burgers. Perfect for adding a dash of fun to your snack time!

Mom's OnlyFans is decidedly not the bedtime story you'll be reading to the little ones. This hilariously entertaining picture book for grown-ups chronicles a dedicated single mother who leverages her natural assets to secure a comfortable life for her loved ones.

Beat the heat with the Kichler Terna vertical blade fan. Its innovative design features sleek vertical blades that create a gentle breeze while serving as a modern art piece for your ceiling.

Keep that thirst quenched and the channel surfing uninterrupted without abandoning your cozy spot, thanks to the ever-present cup holder couch pillow. This clever cushion features several handy slots perfectly sized for your preferred beverage containers, be they cups or mugs, and even offers a dedicated nook for the elusive remote control.

Ease the burden on your loved ones during the tough time following your departure using I’m Dead, Now What? This spiral-bound hardcover notebook is the perfect repository for noting crucial information, covering everything from legalities and finances to personal desires and even final pronouncements.

Prepare for a delightful dip in your efficiency as this stainless steel Ferris wheel fidget spinner takes up residence on your desk. Crafted with quality, it offers two avenues for distraction: either give the metallic, wheel-shaped frame a whirl or simply pop it on your finger for a classic fidget spin.