Climbing Squirrel Statue

Treat your cat to premium organic catnip pre‑rolled into joint‑shaped toys. Each king‑size cone is filled with potent herbs that will make Whiskers purr with delight.

Prepare yourself for the delightfully dreadful experience that is The Worst Book In The Whole Entire World! This read plunges you headfirst into the hilariously awful, showcasing a spectacular collection of terrible plots, truly cringeworthy characters, and absolutely atrocious writing. Whether you seek a good laugh or the ultimate gag gift, this volume is ideal. It manages to be so profoundly awful, it’s nothing short of brilliant!

So, you're ditching the desk or the darkroom? The SanDisk 1TB Extreme Portable SSD is the essential sidekick you'll want to pack. This little pocket rocket boasts a tough exterior, shrugging off dust, dirt, and water, and it's engineered to survive those clumsy moments, enduring tumbles from up to six feet.

Steer clear of an icy demise on your next outdoor adventure by tucking yourself into the Monarch sleeping bag for some serious shuteye. Its standout characteristic is a duo of generous flaps, deployable over your person, offering that crucial extra bit of coziness when the evening air bites a little harder than expected.

Should the unthinkable ever darken your doorstep, ensure you've stacked the deck in your favor by acquiring the 2022 edition of Nuclear War Survival Skills for your personal fallout library. This volume is absolutely brimming with vital, life-preserving data, meticulously updated by Steven Harris, the esteemed protégé of the original author.

Get your hands on a cool, tasty slushie right at home thanks to The Slushie Maker. Craving lime, cherry, or maybe electric blue? Whatever your preferred flavor, it's yours for the making, whenever the mood strikes. Forget those sweaty treks to the corner store during the dog days of summer.

Transform your haunted house into a spine-chilling experience with an Aztec death whistle! These handcrafted treasures, made from stonecast ceramic, unleash a bone-rattling scream that echoes like a woman in distress—perfect for giving your guests a fright they won't forget. It's the ideal addition to your spooky decor, ensuring your haunted abode stands out with its unique and eerie sound. Get ready to up the ante on your scare factor!

Meet the LifeStraw 5-gallon jug water purifier, your trusty sidekick for clean water adventures! With its snazzy 3-stage filtration system, it kicks viruses, bacteria, parasites, and pesky microplastics to the curb. This durable, low-maintenance buddy is as portable as your favorite travel mug, ensuring you and your crew stay hydrated and happy, whether you're camping in the wild or just chilling at home. Safe sips are just a jug away!

Give your cat a place in art history. This plush pet bed recreates the Mona Lisa’s frame with a hidden nook that lets kitty curl up behind the most famous smile in the world.

Ditch the bulky, back-breaking coolers and upgrade your picnic game with this sleek sling cooler that’s practically begging to be taken on an adventure. This little powerhouse boasts an 8.5-liter capacity—just enough room for your favorite snacks and a few celebratory beverages—all wrapped up in a tough-as-nails exterior. Seriously, the outer shell is tear-proof and water-resistant, meaning it can handle a little roughhousing (or a clumsy spill). Plus, its slim design means ultimate portability, so you can sling it over your shoulder and forget you’re even carrying it until it’s time for that perfectly chilled refreshment.

Pledge your allegiance to House Atreides while adding out-of-this-world flair to your LEGO collection with this Atreides Royal Ornithopter set. Prepare for takeoff with this 1,369-piece masterpiece, which is absolutely the ideal display piece for any discerning fan of the iconic sci-fi movie (and let's be honest, who isn't?). This isn't just a model; it's a statement, ready to grace your shelf and silently judge all lesser collectibles.

Assemble a lasting bouquet with this 822-piece kit of buildable LEGO roses that never wilt.

Double your slow cooker’s potential. This silicone divider turns one pot into two separate compartments, letting you cook chili on one side and queso on the other without flavors mingling. It's removable and dishwasher safe for easy cleanup.

Replace disposable party cups with stainless steel versions built to last through years of drinks, dishwashing, and lively get-togethers while keeping the classic red-cup vibe intact.

A nylon emergency tent that unfolds to shelter two people from wind and rain. Waterproof and windproof, it’s a lightweight must-have for hikers and campers facing unpredictable weather.

Map the night sky effortlessly by aligning this pocket astronomy tool with the season, making it easy for beginners to identify constellations and star patterns in either hemisphere.

Tackle dust and spills in one pass with the Dyson V15s Detect Submarine. Its tangle-free vacuum head picks up debris while the wet roller simultaneously washes hard floors, giving you a spotless clean without switching machines.

Meet the 142 Decibel HyperWhistle, your new loudest friend! It's so powerful, it outshines a jet engine and dances on the edge of a small sonic boom. Whether you're calling for help or just want to send those pesky geese packing to another dimension, this whistle grabs attention faster than you can say "what was that?" Get ready to make some noise!

Feeling a little bit like a wilted houseplant on a Monday morning? We’ve all been there, friend. But fear not, because this little Positive Potato is here to inject a much-needed dose of delightful, starchy optimism right into your day! Whenever life decides to throw a slightly soggy curveball your way, or you’re just having one of those moments where you can’t quite remember where you parked your motivation, this charming, hand-knitted companion is ready to lend a tiny, supportive hand (or root, perhaps?). Just one peek at this utterly adorable, smiling spud is the perfect, instant pick-me-up to top off your confidence levels and remind you that you’re totally capable of tackling whatever comes next. Keep this cheerful little tuber close by—on your desk, in your pocket, or maybe even tucked into your dashboard—for a constant, silent cheerleading session that’s guaranteed to keep your spirits buoyant and your outlook bright.

Upgrade your cooler to something way more fun than a plastic box on wheels. This motorized beverage cooler packs a 49cc engine so you can hop on, crack a drink, and zip from campsite to cookout with your refreshments in tow, conserving your energy for what really matters—chilling.

Keep this triple-edged boot knife close at hand for emergencies. Its spiral blade design maximizes penetration while the sheath clips securely to your boot, making it a formidable yet discreet tool.

Get ready to blow your friends away—literally! With this wildly entertaining air bazooka, you can take aim and unleash a blast of fun. It comes equipped with a high-tech laser that ensures you hit your target with laser-like precision from an impressive distance of up to 50 feet! Perfect for some lighthearted mischief, this harmless weapon will have everyone laughing (and dodging) in no time.

That once-in-a-lifetime catch might just sneak up on you, so best be prepared always—simply keep the Pocket Fishing Rod within easy reach. This aluminum-alloy-crafted, pen-dimensioned rod comes equipped with both forward and reverse ratchet stops and full drag control.

This portable camping shower bag is the essential piece of kit for a proper scrub-down when you're roughing it. Simply top up this lightweight vessel with some fresh water, and voilà-you've got a genuine shower experience ready to deploy wherever your adventures take you.

Unleash your inner comedian on the road with these quirky car button stickers that will bring a dash of humor to your ride! Transform those dull, unused buttons into conversation starters with playful options like oil slick, smoke, tacks, sonar, the timeless "eject" button, and the bold SEND IT. With these fun additions, your car’s interior will be anything but ordinary, making every drive a little more entertaining!

Recreate dishes from a galaxy far, far away. This official cookbook features 70 recipes inspired by Batuu and beyond, with gorgeous photos and story snippets.

For that special someone who simply must tinker, and whose birthday is fast approaching, behold this singular Mini Strandbeest model kit. They will delight in building a rather nifty little kinetic sculpture, one that moves and is powered exclusively by the breeze.

Replace the bathroom roll with a gag roll that doesn’t tear, leaving victims hilariously frustrated.

Whether you're fending off a zombie apocalypse or just honing your sharpshooting skills, the Cobra tactical repeating crossbow has got your back. With an adjustable stock inspired by the sleek AR-15 design, this beauty boasts a 130-pound draw weight and can launch arrows at a speedy 270 fps. It's the perfect companion for both thrill-seekers and precision enthusiasts!

Hit the hills with the same wicked style you use to dominate the pavement when you jump on this snow skateboard. Its daring construction lets you slice sharp curves in any weather, while the curved channels deliver unparalleled handling and a truly surfy sensation.

Give your friends a splash of fright by sending this remote control crocodile head gliding through the lake or pool. With its lifelike design and easy maneuverability, this cheeky beast can slink left, right, forward, and even reverse, making it the ultimate tool for playful pranks. Perfect for those who love a good laugh (and a little scare) during summer fun!

This Yeti V Series cooler, quite the necessity for the serious outdoor enthusiast or dedicated camper, boasts sufficient capacity to comfortably house a standard wine bottle vertically. Featuring generous storage, it employs vacuum insulation and is encased in a durable stainless steel shell.

Slice with style using a one-piece curved stainless blade that’s both cutting edge and conversation starter.

Dive into a delightful adventure in the bedroom with the Cookie Sutra book, where the art of lovemaking gets a sweet twist! Each page features a playful position name and a cheeky description, while the opposite side showcases two mischievous gingerbread cookies engaging in their own fun escapades. It's a whimsical guide to spicing things up, inviting you to explore your playful side and enjoy some lighthearted fun. Perfect for couples looking to add a sprinkle of sweetness to their intimate moments!

Display this National Lampoon's Xmas Vacation Village to celebrate the season in true Griswold fashion. It showcases memorable and amusing moments from the cherished holiday film, including Clark getting zapped and Cousin Eddie dealing with the septic situation.

Elevate intimacy with a premium silicone lubricant that feels silky, reduces friction and leaves skin soft. It enhances sensation without sticky residue and comes in a sleek dispenser.

Decode the latest slang with The Gen Z Dictionary, a pocket guide to everything from 'yeet' to 'no cap'. Written with humor for bewildered parents, teachers and millennials, it helps you navigate conversations with younger generations without missing a beat.

Get ready to bring the joy of the iconic wacky inflatable tube man right into your home! This delightful little character comes in two perfectly sized options for your desktop, ready to dance and sway atop a compact base that’s as easy to use as a single button push. Say goodbye to boring workspaces and hello to a whirlwind of fun!

Give your allergies a good swift kick by upgrading the air quality right next to you with this handy little purifier. Its tidy, compact build means it slips easily into your bag or sits neatly in your vehicle, and it's got the oomph to scrub six square feet of air clean in roughly twelve minutes flat.