DeWALT Wearable Bluetooth Speaker

Jam out while you work with a speaker that clips onto your belt. It's tough, water-resistant, and streams your playlist while leaving your hands free.

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Cards Against Anxiety Book

Tackle stress with Cards Against Anxiety, a guidebook that pairs practical techniques with humorous prompts. Flip through the cards or read the book to discover simple ways to calm nerves at school, work or home.

Atlas Obscura

Unearth the world's most peculiar and captivating locales simply by flipping through the Atlas Obscura. This engaging volume spotlights and honors more than 700 extraordinary, must-see destinations guaranteed to ignite your desire for adventure.

Hook-Eze Fishing Knot Tying Tool

Tie fishing knots like a pro without poking your fingers. The Hook‑Eze tool holds hooks and lines securely, making knot‑tying faster and safer—even when conditions are slick.

Happy Little Dinosaurs Game

Outsmart life’s disasters in Happy Little Dinosaurs, a family‑friendly card game. Avoid meteor strikes, heartbreaks and tar pits while trying to be the last dino standing—and giggle at the misfortunes of your friends.

The Temporary Tattoo Printer

Unleash your inner tattoo rebel without the commitment, thanks to this nifty temporary tattoo printer! It's your ticket to crafting over 5,000 unique designs that you can slap on your skin whenever the mood strikes. Whether you're feeling edgy or just want to try something new, this little gadget lets you express yourself in style—no regrets, just fun!

Willow Vine Light

This willow vine light is the perfect way to conjure a bit of nighttime magic indoors. That delightfully curvy, decidedly natural-looking branch stretches out to eight feet and comes pre-loaded with 144 tiny LEDs, all poised to cast a soft, warm luminescence that's just right for subtle accent illumination.

Picnic Table Briefcase

Transform your alfresco dining into a delightful affair with this picnic table briefcase! Sporting a robust yet featherlight aluminum alloy frame, it’s as tough as it is portable. The high-impact wooden top adds a touch of charm, while comfortably seating four, ensuring that everyone can join in on the fun. Pack it up, pop it open, and let the good times roll—because who said picnics can’t be a little fancy?

Build Your Own Burp & Fart Machine

Construct a personalized sound-effects device to deploy a symphony of digestive disturbances throughout your dwelling. This perfect present for the hands-on humorist delivers a side-splitting experience while simultaneously offering an introductory lesson in fundamental electronics.

Cast Iron Octopus Table Topper

Add nautical flair and functional storage to your kitchen with this cast iron octopus hook. Its curling tentacles act as hooks for mugs, utensils or jewelry, while its hefty base anchors it as a whimsical table centerpiece.

Tailgating Canopy For Trucks

Avoid that pre-game sizzle by decking out your pickup with this clever canopy designed for tailgating. Constructed from durable, water-resistant material, it cleverly incorporates your truck's bed into the assembly, making it instantly available as a handy seat or surface.

Rolling Knee Pads

Glide through flooring, painting or auto work on cushioned knee pads that roll. Built‑in wheels provide mobility and a little tray holds small tools, sparing your knees and saving trips across the floor.

Home Planetarium Star Projector

Transform any room into a celestial wonderland with this dazzling home planetarium star projector. Equipped with cutting-edge multilevel glass lenses, it casts an enchanting display of 60,000 twinkling stars across your walls and ceiling, turning your space into a cosmic adventure. Get ready to be swept away by the beauty of the universe right from the comfort of your home!

Fish Sandals

Step into a splash of fun with these fabulous fish sandals! Made from super soft and comfy PVC, they feature delightful handmade fish prints that are sure to turn heads. Whether you're heading to the beach or just lounging around, these eye-catching sandals will make a statement and keep your feet feeling fabulous.

Gym Bag Sh*t Sacks

Designed for hardcore athletes, these disposable gym bags seal your waste, sweat-soaked clothes, or any mess you can’t leave behind. Durable and discreet, they’re perfect for long training sessions or outdoor events with no facilities.

Heads Up Hands Free Driving Display

Get ready to navigate with flair! This snazzy heads-up display is here to keep your eyes on the road while your smartphone does the heavy lifting. It cradles your device and projects your directions onto a sleek glass screen, ensuring your view remains crystal clear. Say goodbye to distractions and hello to smooth sailing through town!

Talking Toilet Paper Spindle

Record a message and surprise bathroom visitors with a talking TP spindle that plays when the paper is pulled.

Motorized Beverage Cooler

Upgrade your cooler to something way more fun than a plastic box on wheels. This motorized beverage cooler packs a 49cc engine so you can hop on, crack a drink, and zip from campsite to cookout with your refreshments in tow, conserving your energy for what really matters—chilling.

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The Useless Box

The ultimate expenditure for squandering your hard-earned funds is undeniably this pointless contraption. This utterly unhelpful box boasts a refined black casing and a toggle; activating the switch merely triggers a tiny metallic digit to emerge and promptly deactivate it again-that is, quite literally, its sole function.

Car Interior Lighting Kit

Transform your ride into a cosmic experience with this dazzling car interior lighting kit! It comes packed with four ultra-bright LEDs, specially crafted to cast a stunning neon blue glow that’s sure to make heads turn and jaws drop as you cruise. Get ready to light up the night and make every drive feel like an adventure from another galaxy!

100 Beers Bucket List Poster

Toast your way through 100 notable brews with this scratch‑off beer bucket‑list poster. Each label scratch reveals art underneath, turning your tasting journey into a colorful, brag‑worthy wall display.

Foam Cannon Car Wash Blaster

Bring the car wash home with this foam cannon that attaches to your hose or pressure washer. It sprays thick suds to lift dirt and grime off your vehicle for a professional‑grade clean.

Awkward Moments Children's Bible

This playfully aware take on scripture, the Awkward Moments Children's Bible, is an amusing adult-oriented read crafted to stimulate critical thought regarding the holy text. It pairs authentic biblical passages with lighthearted illustrations, encouraging readers to consider the influence of the Bible on contemporary culture.

Amazon Smart Plug

Add voice control to appliances with this plug that pairs with Alexa for scheduling, remote switch, and energy monitoring.

Thor's Hammer Kettlebell

Forge the legendary physique you desire by demonstrating your worthiness with this Thor's Hammer Kettlebell. This highly adaptable equipment features a secure, non-slip grip and is offered in three distinct weight options: 15, 25, and 35 lbs.

The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made

Guaranteeing your progeny faces unnecessary hardship, establish a dreadful groundwork for learning letters with "The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made". This delightfully agonizing volume cheekily tackles those "naughty words" that simply refuse to adhere to the established rules of sound and orthography.

5 Pound Gummi Bear Bag

Dive into a 5‑pound bag of nearly 1,000 gummy bears. The giant sack is bursting with fruity Haribo favorites like raspberry, lemon and pineapple—perfect for parties or sugar fiends.

The Call Of Cthulhu Shirt

Mortals, heed this: ignoring Cthulhu's attempts to reach you is ill-advised. Devotees of Lovecraft's legendary figure will find this comfortable cotton tee quite amusing. Choose from five available hues for this shirt, designed with a relaxed, enjoyable fit for maximum ease.

Baby’s First Gambling Set

Baby’s first casino kit teaches counting and colors through slot‑machine‑style play with safe, chunky pieces.

Motivational Profanity Pencils

Conquer the impulse to delay tasks by tackling your work using these encouragingly foul-mouthed writing tools. Every graphite No. 2 pencil included features a concise, curse-laden prompt intended to spur action, such as "fucking brilliant," "getting shit done," and "write that shit down."

Kid's Bartender Playkit

Introduce the young ones to the core principles of mixology using the Kid's Bartender Playkit! Before they even master basic geometry, they'll be expertly crafting all the standard drinks such as a Manhattan, Bloody Mary, and Cosmopolitan.

The Unbreakable Mechanical Pencil

Upgrade your writing game and stop squandering cash on those fragile implements with The Unbreakable Mechanical Pencil. This marvel utilizes a clever double-spring system and a uniquely engineered tip, significantly diminishing the chances of lead breakage-regardless of your pressing intensity.

Cartoon Bags

Give your everyday look a jolt of fun with these whimsical cartoon bags! Bursting with color and personality, these eye-catching accessories make it seem like you’re toting around your essentials in a gigantic 2D cartoon purse. Perfect for those who love to stand out, these unique bags are a playful twist on ordinary style, letting you express your vibrant side while keeping it practical.

Refined Wood Litter Box Cabinet

Hide your cat’s business in a stylish wooden cabinet that doubles as a side table. With ventilation slots and a hinged door for cleaning, it keeps litter out of sight and matches your décor better than any plastic pan.

Float-A-Poo Dog Waste Disposal System

Prank pet owners with a fake “floating poo disposal system” gift box that promises absurd waste-management technology — the perfect decoy for hiding a real present inside.

Prank Million Dollar Lottery Tickets

Secure your spot on everyone's naughty list immediately with these faux million-dollar lottery tickets. The sheer realism of these tickets ensures your unsuspecting friends and family will be completely blindsided. This is the ultimate method for escalating your practical jokes.

Pyro Cage Incinerator

Time to turn that pile of yard waste, old documents, or questionable life choices into a satisfying puff of smoke! Say hello to the Bad Idea Pyro Cage incinerator, your new best friend for banishing debris with ruthless, fiery efficiency. We crafted this bad boy from ultra heavy duty American steel, because we believe your incinerator should last longer than your last diet resolution. It boasts uniquely designed angled slots—not just for looks, mind you—but for delivering superior airflow that turns your trash into ash, pronto. And when the job's done and the smoke clears, this clever cage can fold flat, making storage a breeze (or at least, less of a spatial commitment).

Right Or Racist Party Game

Transform your game night into a delightful mix of hilarity and heated debates with the Right or Racist party game. This uproarious game promises to tickle your funny bone while igniting spirited discussions and political banter that will have both conservatives and liberals passionately exchanging views. Get ready for a night filled with laughter, eye rolls, and maybe a few friendly arguments that echo the lively debates of Thanksgiving dinners!

Flip & Serve Egg Ring

Transform your breakfast game with this egg-cellent mold! Say goodbye to messy spatula flips and hello to a leak-proof wonder that cradles your egg like a pro. With its handy silicone bumpers, it keeps everything in place, ensuring you get a perfectly shaped egg disc every time—ideal for your morning sandwich. Who knew breakfast could be this fun and fuss-free?

The 10 Year Fridge Deodorizer

Wave goodbye to those funky fridge odors for a whole decade with The 10 Year Fridge Deodorizer! This powerhouse of freshness works tirelessly to keep your fridge smelling like a dream. Say farewell to those mysterious smells lurking in the corners—what you’ll get instead is pure, delightful freshness, year after year. It’s like magic for your fridge!