Emergency Kit Backpack

Experience the ultimate pucker with Stang!, the world's most sour soda, offering an intensely tart blue-raspberry flavor that will satisfy your craving for the extreme. This outrageously sour beverage boasts a staggering twenty times the sour power of any competing drink available.

Bounce your way to fitness with kangaroo‑style shoes featuring shock‑absorbing springs that reduce impact and make cardio feel like fun.

Tackle crafting and DIY projects with this versatile hot air gun. The compact design offers two heat settings—680°F and 450°F—and can be held at various angles for embossing, shrinking or heat drying.

Keep the Gerber Ghoststrike fixed blade knife close by to guarantee you're always ready for anything. This American-made implement, skillfully constructed from 420HC steel and finished with a black ceramic coat, boasts a small, minimalist frame for easy, unnoticeable transport.

Illuminate the dance floor with more than just your impressive footwork when sporting these LED sneakers. The whole outer surface of these kicks is adorned with LED strips that cycle through every hue of the spectrum, ensuring you're the focal point of any gathering.

This shower accessory is truly the leg-shaving lady's best friend in the bathroom. For women who prefer perfectly smooth legs without the bother of awkwardly sitting in the tub or the risk of tumbling over with limbs akimbo, this foot rest absolutely rescues, and facilitates, the routine.

This wildly entertaining card game, Under the Influence, guarantees your gathering will be an absolute hit! Quick to grasp and swift to play for four or more participants, this set features a diverse array of cards spanning from tame to totally outrageous, enabling you to perfectly adjust the game's intensity to match the vibe of your desired evening.

Transform your breakfast game with this egg-cellent mold! Say goodbye to messy spatula flips and hello to a leak-proof wonder that cradles your egg like a pro. With its handy silicone bumpers, it keeps everything in place, ensuring you get a perfectly shaped egg disc every time—ideal for your morning sandwich. Who knew breakfast could be this fun and fuss-free?

Keep your cool when the weather's warm with the Zelen Blanket Lift Bar, strategically positioned at your bed's foot. This clever, adjustable device elevates your bedding's edge, offering a lift between 26 and 34 inches, ensuring your lower extremities enjoy a refreshing draft while the rest of you stays delightfully snug and tucked in.

For those balmy afternoons, this margarita and slushie apparatus ensures you have a continuous, personal source of chilled refreshment. Compact enough for placement on any kitchen surface, it boasts the capacity to produce up to 128 ounces of either vibrant fruit slushies or your preferred spirited margaritas.

Enjoy cold beer outdoors with a double-wall stainless steel stein with a big handle and 24 oz capacity.

Having successfully assisted all those rather rotund humans off their hovering loungers, Wall-E and Eve have now arrived to lend a hand with your essential morning brew. This Wall-E and Eve mug pairing consists of two novelty ceramic cups cleverly shaped to resemble small-scale likenesses of the most endearing robotic duo you could possibly encounter.

Gather brave friends to play terrifying rituals from folklore. This book describes spooky games and safety precautions for thrill seekers.

Reclaim your outdoor space from those irritating mosquitoes courtesy of the Thermacell E-series mosquito repeller. This easily transportable device establishes a 20-foot protective zone and includes a robust lithium battery, providing a solid five and a half hours of uninterrupted defense against those little vampires.

This remarkably convenient, credit card-sized EKG monitor keeps you playfully aware of your heart's rhythm; just press your thumbs to the sensors and you're all set.

A Star Wars twist on the classic nativity scene: three stormtroopers depict 'see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil,' bringing nerdy charm to your shelf.

Crisp your own tortilla shells in minutes with a toaster insert that heats them into perfect taco form — no frying, less mess, and maximum fiesta potential.

Add a delightful splash of charm to your day with these highland cow-inspired fluffy slippers! Channeling the spirit of those fabulously fuzzy creatures, these cozy slippers boast adorable tails, friendly eyes, and a pair of long, fuzzy horns. Slip your feet into these cuddly companions and enjoy the warmth and whimsy they bring to your lounging adventures!

Run through streams, sand, and streets in these minimal, amphibious shoes. The open, quick-drain design keeps feet light and dry while the flexible sole protects against rocks. They're perfect for kayaking, beach walks, or everyday barefoot-style adventures.

Dive into I Wish I Didn’t Know, the trivia game that’s guaranteed to shock, amuse, and maybe even gross out everyone in the room. As you race toward victory, you’ll uncover a treasure trove of bizarre yet captivating trivia that you’ll wish you could erase from your memory, but spoiler alert—you won’t be able to! Get ready for an unforgettable experience filled with quirky facts that will have everyone laughing and cringing in equal measure.

Challenge your optimism with the chuckle-worthy We’re Still Good disaster card game. This boisterous social game for four to twelve players requires quick thinking to assign a silver lining to whatever absurd catastrophe is drawn.

Unleash your inner comedian without the awkwardness of face-to-face chats by leaving behind these delightfully snarky notes. Perfectly crafted to tackle a variety of everyday annoyances, these clever little gems let you air your grievances with style. Whether it’s a friendly nudge or a cheeky reminder, you can express your thoughts while keeping it light and fun. Say goodbye to direct confrontations and hello to a playful way of addressing those pesky behavioral quirks in others!

Explore cannabis culture with humor and clarity as this guide breaks down rituals, etiquette, strains, and science, giving newcomers a friendly crash course into everything from rolling to responsible enjoyment.

Forget those fiddly matches and the usual lighter; the Zippo FireFast Torch is here to make fire-starting a ridiculously simple affair. This rather brilliant bit of kit, perfect for your next camping trip or backyard BBQ, can crank up the heat to a scorching 400°F, meaning you'll have that impressive bonfire blazing away in what feels like no time flat.

Turn your backyard trampoline into the ultimate hangout with this clubhouse cover. Featuring a central entrance and screened windows for light and airflow, it transforms sleepovers into campouts while keeping bugs and rain at bay.

Dazzle your fellow outdoor enthusiasts when your bonfire erupts in vibrant color thanks to the Rainbow Fire Packets. Toss these into the flames and watch as the blaze intensifies and shifts hues in a truly spectacular fashion, all without the need for illicit substances!

Brighten someone's day unexpectedly by sending them a personalized potato parcel bearing your message. This is the perfect vehicle for delivering a brief, utterly arbitrary fifteen-word message to anyone nationwide, making it the ideal means for executing lighthearted pranks on acquaintances or even complete unknowns.

Celebrate the best worst Christmas movie with a rug that recreates Cousin Eddie’s fried cat scene. Lights woven through the faux fur give the dark joke an extra spark. It’s sure to get laughs from fellow fans.

Regardless of your feelings toward felines, you'll adore My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby. This volume contains a compilation of comics featuring cats, infants, canines, beams, and doves, alongside helpful tutorials like "Ten Methods for Befriending a Misanthropic Feline."

Clear brush and branches like a pro with this machete boasting a sharp blade and saw-back spine. Forged in one piece for durability, its shock-absorbing grip reduces hand fatigue on trail work or backyard tasks.

Mayo is the unsung hero of flavor, so why not stock up for the long haul with a 30-pound bucket of this creamy goodness? Ideal for culinary wizards in the food service scene or anyone who worships at the altar of mayonnaise, this bucket ensures your household is well-equipped for decades of deliciousness. Whether you're slathering it on sandwiches, whipping up dips, or getting creative in the kitchen, this mayo is your trusty sidekick. Embrace the mayo love and never run out of the good stuff!

Skip the public skate hassle and glide for hours with this home ice setup. This kit contains all the essentials for converting your ordinary lawn into a slick 20 by 40 foot rink, a frozen patch sure to make your place the envy of every kid on the block.

The day's most vital meal, breakfast, has now become the most entertaining thanks to this very clever pancake art griddle kit, which handily enables you to unleash your inner artist and craft some seriously cool-looking pancakes shaped like ice cream cones and a whole lot more.

Dive into the zesty crunch of Vlasic Pickle Balls Dill Pickle-Flavored Corn Puffs! These gluten-free delights pack a punch of pickle goodness in every munch, making them the ultimate snack for your pickleball escapades or just chilling on the couch. Perfectly portable, they’re your go-to for a flavor adventure that’s as fun as it is tasty!

Watch this self-rotating globe spin endlessly on its base, offering a soothing, hypnotic reminder of Earth’s beauty as you work, study, or daydream.

Cut through self‑sabotage with ‘Unf*ck Yourself.’ This no‑nonsense guide offers blunt, motivating advice to help you break habits and thought patterns that hold you back, without the therapy bills.

Inject some goddamn flavor and originality into your literary collection with this Fuck That's Delicious volume. Beyond the forty delectable dishes drawn from Bronson's experiences and global journeys, this gastronomic guide is packed with photographs, alluring anecdotes, and naturally, cannabis.

This trivia game, aptly named I Wish I Didn't Know, promises to shock, entertain, and thoroughly gross out everyone present. As you strive for victory, you will acquire fascinating, completely unnecessary trivia facts that you'll desperately want to erase from your memory, yet frustratingly, they will remain unforgettable.

Forget the old-school paper and pencil; tally your strokes effortlessly while ensuring your drink stays perfectly chilled with a Golf Scorzie. This beverage insulator features a robust polycarbonate construction and includes a handy, twist-activated scorecard for maximum convenience.