Jumbo Christmas Light Lawn Ornaments

Deck out your doorway as a jolly landing zone for St. Nick and his sleigh team by illuminating your grounds with these oversized holiday light lawn decorations. A mere five lights are included in each set, yet you can link a staggering eighty-six of them simultaneously.

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Freddy Krueger Glove

Complete your nightmare costume with this Freddy Krueger glove. Crafted with sinister metal blades and a weathered leather glove, it’s ideal for Halloween or horror‑themed pranks.

All-In-One Eyeglass Lens Cleaner

Maintain your spectacles' pristine appearance with a delicate buffing courtesy of this All-In-One Eyeglass Lens Cleaner. This carbon-infused lens maintenance marvel effortlessly banishes fingerprints, smudges, streaks, and grease from your lenses with merely a few swift passes.

The Self-Cleaning Water Bottle

Stop stinky bottles with this insulated stainless steel bottle that uses UV‑C light to eliminate bacteria and keeps drinks cold or hot for hours.

The Snow Skateboard

Hit the hills with the same wicked style you use to dominate the pavement when you jump on this snow skateboard. Its daring construction lets you slice sharp curves in any weather, while the curved channels deliver unparalleled handling and a truly surfy sensation.

Insect Repellent Clothing

Those pesky, parched little vampires won't be making you their next meal when you venture outside clad in this bug-banishing apparel. These laundromat-friendly threads boast a built-in defense system, specifically engineered to ward off nuisances such as those bothersome ticks, marching ants, and dive-bombing mosquitoes.

The Shark Blanket Hoodie

Dive into your favorite Shark Week marathons wrapped in this delightfully cozy shark blanket hoodie! With its playful design, this lightweight yet durable throw blanket isn’t just for snuggling; it’s also the perfect costume for kids ready to unleash their inner sea creature. Get ready to be both comfy and whimsical as you embrace the fun of ocean adventures!

Nuclear Element Soap Bars

Declare war on germs with these playful nuclear‑element soaps. Pick uranium or plutonium; each bar has a fresh scent and glows innocently while you scrub, so you know it’s working.

Enabot Pet Home Security Camera

Monitor your mischievous little beasts with the Enabot Pet Home Security Camera. Chat, observe, and even interact from afar-after all, your pets are definitely hosting ragers the moment you leave. Two-way sound, smartphone operation, and treat-tossing tomfoolery are all part of the package.

Faux Wolf Fur Bedspread

Brace yourself, because the chilly season is about to hit, and you deserve to be snug as a bug in a rug (or, you know, under a fabulous faux wolf!). Say goodbye to those shivers and hello to ultimate coziness with this magnificent faux wolf fur bedspread. We're talking serious luxury here, folks, but don't worry, not a single real wolf was inconvenienced in the making of this masterpiece—it's 100% animal-friendly faux fur. Plus, we've gone the extra mile, adding some seriously clever and unique style accents to the material, giving it that wonderfully realistic, "I might have just wrestled a mythical creature" kind of vibe. Get ready to hibernate in style!

The Noogle Car Air Conditioning System

Keep kids cool in the back seat with the Noogle, a flexible tube that channels front A/C air to the rear. It attaches easily to dash vents and brings relief on hot drives.

Build Your Own Conspiracy Theory Kit

Craft your own outrageous conspiracies with this DIY kit. Mix and match 351 magnetic headlines, events and personalities on your fridge to weave implausible plots and laugh at how quickly they connect.

NASA Artemis Space Launch System

Build the future of space exploration with this LEGO set of the NASA Artemis rocket. The detailed model celebrates the mission to return humans to the Moon and inspires builders young and old.

Giant Tortilla Blanket

Elevate your appreciation for Mexican cuisine by swaddling yourself in this appetizing, oversized tortilla throw. Crafted from supremely soft microfiber and flannel, this 59-inch diameter blanket ensures maximum coziness for all your relaxed moments.

SupaRetroN HD SNES Gaming Console

Dust off those beloved '90s classics and behold them in glorious high definition, all thanks to the SupaRetroN console. This clever bit of kit happily accepts your SNES or Super Famicom cartridges, offering both 16:9 and 4:3 aspect ratio support, and features an HD port that delivers a crisp 720p output.

Convection BBQ Smoker

This convection BBQ smoker is just the ticket for whipping up anything from a slab of truly delectable ribs to a whole, succulent turkey. Boasting a sturdy stainless steel build, it’ll have your dinner ready in half the time compared to your run-of-the-mill smoker.

Giant Backyard Blast Slip And Slide

Turn your backyard into a waterpark with this giant 75-foot slip-and-slide. At 12 feet wide, it’s spacious enough for adults and kids to race side by side, making summer parties a blast for the whole family.

One-Handed Viking Battle Axe

Unleash your inner Norse warrior with this one‑handed Viking battle axe. Razor‑sharp with a solid wood handle carved with Elder Futhark runes, it’s both functional and a striking display piece.

Toe Of Satan 9 Million Scoville Lollipop

Brace yourself for an infernal experience with the Toe of Satan lollipop. Infused with 9‑million‑Scoville chilli extract, this devilishly hot candy is meant to test your tolerance—not satisfy your sweet tooth.

Horrible Therapist Card Game

Dive into the wacky world of Horrible Therapist, a hilariously dark card game where you and your friends craft therapy comics using an array of Question, Answer, and Treatment cards. With over 400 illustrated cards at your disposal, every game is a fresh adventure filled with outrageous humor. Perfect for game nights or parties, it’s endlessly replayable and just the right amount of inappropriate for those who enjoy a cheeky laugh.

Dog Leash Handle Water Bottle

Spleash, the quintessential dog hydration solution, boasts a smart flip-top cup and precise squirt mechanism, guaranteeing your canine companion remains perfectly quenched while out and about. Seamlessly refresh and rehydrate your pet during any stroll or escapade with this ingenious, straightforward bottle.

Slide Down Bunk Bed

Part bunk bed, part playground, this set includes a safe wooden slide so kids can zoom out of bed every morning.

Credit Card Sized Power Bank

Tuck backup power right into your wallet with this credit card-sized power bank. Slim yet surprisingly capable, it includes built-in charging cables and works with both Apple and Android devices so you can top off your phone without lugging around a brick.

Bulk Jello Wrestling Kit

Fulfill those collegiate fantasies of grappling with scantily-clad ladies using this substantial jello wrestling package. This magnificent kit contains all the essentials for an unforgettable bash. Simply prepare the small pool and let the questionable choices commence.

I Need A New Butt

Send kids into fits of giggles with 'I Need A New Butt!'. This cheeky picture book follows a boy who discovers his behind has a crack and sets off to find the perfect replacement.

Screaming Aztec Death Whistle

Transform your haunted house into a spine-chilling experience with an Aztec death whistle! These handcrafted treasures, made from stonecast ceramic, unleash a bone-rattling scream that echoes like a woman in distress—perfect for giving your guests a fright they won't forget. It's the ideal addition to your spooky decor, ensuring your haunted abode stands out with its unique and eerie sound. Get ready to up the ante on your scare factor!

Secret Storage Compartment Insoles

Tired of your valuables playing hide-and-seek when you're out and about? Give your most prized possessions a VIP (Very Important Pouch) experience by tucking them away securely inside these sneaky storage compartment insoles. We've cleverly engineered the heel of each insole with a discreet, built-in hidey-hole—perfectly sized for stashing those little essentials that tend to go rogue, like your emergency house keys or that spare bit of cash you swore you put somewhere safe. Now your feet can be your personal, portable safe deposit box!

Baseball Bat Whiskey Decanter

Elevate your home bar's appeal with a serious dose of 'wow' courtesy of this baseball bat whiskey decanter. This cleverly conceived and intricately crafted decanter stretches out to 20 inches, arriving complete with a refined display stand and four accompanying whiskey glasses.

Motorized Beverage Cooler

Upgrade your cooler to something way more fun than a plastic box on wheels. This motorized beverage cooler packs a 49cc engine so you can hop on, crack a drink, and zip from campsite to cookout with your refreshments in tow, conserving your energy for what really matters—chilling.

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I'm Fine Bloody Shirt

Flaunt your resilience; you're aware of your toughness, so ensure everyone else is too whenever you don the 'I'm Fine' bloody tee. Despite that bizarre mishap leaving you with a massive, blood-soaked laceration above your right kidney, you'll genuinely be okay-it's merely a flesh wound, after all!

Plug-&-Play Graphics Card Booster

Supercharge your gaming experience with the mClassic, the ultimate plug-and-play graphics card booster! This nifty little sidekick for your video game console works its magic by transforming low-res visuals into stunning high-res masterpieces, giving you cleaner, sharper gameplay that’ll make your friends green with envy. Get ready to level up your graphics and dive into a world where every pixel pops!

UFC Full Body Boxing Trainer

Elevate your fight game to legendary status by drilling the fundamentals on this UFC full body boxing apparatus. Sharpening and perfecting your repertoire of hooks, liver shots, uppercuts, and kicks will transform you into a considerably tougher, more complete competitor.

Universal SUV Camping Tent

Transform your SUV into a mobile cabin with this universal tent. It attaches to the rear hatch of most small SUVs and minivans to create a sheltered sleeping area complete with bug‑screened door.

Expandable Under Sink Organizer

Tame under-sink clutter with a shelf system that expands around pipes. Adjustable shelves hold spray bottles, sponges, and cleaners, giving you quick access and a neat look.

Kool-Aid Man Glass Pitcher

Oh yeah! This Kool‑Aid Man pitcher takes you back with every pour. The durable glass jug holds 60 ounces and showcases the grinning mascot, adding nostalgic flair to juices, cocktails, or (obviously) Kool‑Aid.

Spaceship Inflatable Pool Toy

The fortunate commander of this inflatable spaceship pool toy shall dominate the water with absolute authority while launching attacks on extraterrestrial riffraff, unsuspecting sunbathers, or any nearby observers. Securing the captain's chair grants you access to a perpetual stream of water, perfect for irritating anyone within the immediate vicinity of the pool.

Home Planetarium Star Projector

Transform any room into a celestial wonderland with this dazzling home planetarium star projector. Equipped with cutting-edge multilevel glass lenses, it casts an enchanting display of 60,000 twinkling stars across your walls and ceiling, turning your space into a cosmic adventure. Get ready to be swept away by the beauty of the universe right from the comfort of your home!

Fuel Can Utility Tool Box

Tuck your gear away right where everyone can see it during your workday with this fuel can utility storage container. It features a handy lift-out tray, drawers that pull right out, dedicated slots for your screwdrivers, and a locking system for that extra bit of security.

Portable Toilet Car

Say goodbye to those soul-crushing, time-wasting bathroom breaks that derail your epic road trip! This portable car toilet is your new best friend for conquering long distances, allowing you to shave off priceless minutes (seriously, think of the gas station coffee you could be drinking instead) by simply eliminating the need to pull over. You'll be able to keep that pedal to the metal and drive straight on through, all while discreetly and efficiently taking care of business at what we can only describe as record-breaking speeds. It’s the ultimate travel hack for the bladder-conscious adventurer.

My Ex-Wife's Wedding Dress

Dumped by his spouse, Kevin Cotter retained only her bridal gown. Displaying remarkable ingenuity, Kevin undertook the task of discovering 101 applications for his former wife's wedding dress, ranging from utilizing it as an artist's canvas to employing it as a fishing net, all documented in this amusing volume.