Nuclear War Survival Skills

This posable, life-sized skeleton is the perfect centerpiece for your Halloween setup. Standing slightly over five feet, this boney chap boasts posable limbs that securely lock, allowing you to arrange him in a variety of humorous and entertaining stances.

Express your office confusion hilariously with a checkbox-filled pad that lets you mark off your WTF reactions to daily nonsense.

Carry an emergency lighter and knife on your keychain. This mini kit includes a waterproof kerosene lighter and a sharp copper blade, both small enough to go anywhere.

Lighten your load without ditching the must-haves by snagging this magical can of dehydrated water! It’s 100% organic and totally BPA-free, ready to quench your thirst in a snap—just add water and voilà! Once you’ve enjoyed your refreshing sip, don’t toss the can; it’s perfect for storage. Who knew hydration could be this fun?

You’ll find it hard to leave your cozy nest with this shaggy duvet cover lounging over your already inviting bed. Available in a delightful array of chic colors, this duvet boasts a plush polyester microfiber shaggy front that beckons for snuggles, paired with a luxuriously soft crystal velvet fabric back. It's the perfect combo for those days when staying in bed feels like the best plan.

This HDMI splitter is a must-have for gamers and home theater tinkerers. It’s bi-directional, supports 3D and 4K at 30 Hz, and works flawlessly with everything from Blu-ray players and Apple TV to consoles like the PS4 and Xbox One.

Organize up to 120 ornaments with a pop-up storage box featuring removable trays and an easy-to-use collapsible design.

Replace a cluttered socket set with one flexible tool; spring‑loaded pins adapt to any nut or bolt size up to half an inch.

Stop leaks fast by clamping this wrap-around tool over a busted pipe to instantly seal the break until repairs can be made.

Craft your own outrageous conspiracies with this DIY kit. Mix and match 351 magnetic headlines, events and personalities on your fridge to weave implausible plots and laugh at how quickly they connect.

Turn your plain old tub into a luxurious retreat with the dual jet bath spa! This delightful attachment fits all standard tubs and boasts adjustable jets and nozzles, delivering a whirlpool experience that’ll have you feeling like royalty. Get ready to kick back and soak in the blissful relaxation—you deserve it!

The Power Claw Power Strip is the cleverly conceived electrical strip that fastens to practically anything. This indispensable piece of gear provides three grounded receptacles and incorporates a spring-actuated clamp enabling it to secure itself onto virtually any surface.

Whip up a batch of fluffy, vehicle-shaped waffles to get your little ones revved up for breakfast. This singular waffle maker allows you to effortlessly create as many as seven small waffles, molded into various automobiles, spanning from standard cars all the way to massive 18-wheelers.

Elevate the bond with your canine companion by facilitating communication through these recordable buttons, designed to teach your dog how to "speak." A speech therapist developed these tools, enabling you to capture straightforward single-word commands so your dog can more effectively converse with you.

Slip a vinyl skin over your credit card to transform it into a nostalgic Blockbuster membership with scratch-resistant shine.

Keep your dog entertained even when you’re low on energy with the Wickedbone smart bone. This interactive toy zips, spins, and reacts with built-in game modes, encouraging your pup to chase and pounce so they burn off zoomies while you control the chaos from your phone.

Get ready to jingle all the way with a Santa who's definitely been hitting the gym (or maybe just the dance floor)! This isn't your grandma's silent night decoration; we're talking about a seriously cheeky addition to your holiday lineup. Standing proud at just over a foot tall, this extra jolly Old Saint Nick is here to bring the house down—or at least, shake his own house down. With a simple press of a button, watch the magic happen as he enthusiastically shakes, rattles, and yes, twerks his entire body, showcasing that famously bountiful booty. Place this magnificent mover front and center to add some delightful naughtiness and unforgettable flair to your Christmas display, ensuring your guests are thoroughly entertained (and maybe a little scandalized).

Break the rules of thermodynamics—well, sort of—with the solar perpetual motion marble sculpture kit! Armed with just a few handy tools, you’ll be giggling in the face of scientific norms as you assemble a one-of-a-kind perpetual motion masterpiece. Get ready to unleash your inner mad scientist while crafting a quirky sculpture that dances to the rhythm of the sun. Who knew bending the laws of physics could be this much fun?

Every proper domicile simply must feature a bookshelf that pivots, granting access to a chamber brimming with concealed valuables and curios. This specialized apparatus facilitates the conversion of your standard bookcase into a secret entrance leading to a secluded section of the residence.

Transform the tedious chore of securing items with adhesive into a genuine delight using this whimsical tape dispenser featuring a clapping monkey. Every length of tape you dispense prompts the cheerful primate to strike his miniature cymbals, rendering this a perfect accessory for both children and grown-ups.

Maximize your limited closet space to the fullest using these Shoe Space Savers. The simple yet functional design of these storage units allows you to neatly stack a pair of shoes atop one another - effectively doubling your closet space.

Transform your pool into a swim-up bar with stools that sink and stabilize underwater. Durable plastic fills with water to stay put while you lounge and sip.

Build your own Pokédex with this Kanto kit. Snap together a light-up Pokedex and display five lenticular cards of classic monsters, then press buttons to relive your first Pokémon journey.

Get ready to unleash your inner foam-flinging champion with the NERF Hyper Match Motorized Blaster, the sidekick you never knew you needed for seriously epic skirmishes! This isn't your grandma's water pistol; we're talking about rapid-fire technology that spits out high-speed rounds faster than you can shout "Incoming!" If competitive NERF battles are your jam, prepare for non-stop, adrenaline-pumping excitement because this blaster is engineered to keep the action flowing and the opposition ducking for cover.

Dive back into the pixelated paradise of your youth with the SNES classic mini! This adorable little console is packed with nostalgia and comes complete with two controllers, ready for some epic multiplayer showdowns. It's loaded with 21 legendary games, featuring fan favorites like Super Mario, Street Fighter, Zelda, and Star Fox. Get ready to relive those glorious gaming moments and maybe even introduce a new generation to the magic of retro gaming!

Ward off unwanted attention with a pair of prank sweatpants printed to look like an unfortunate accident. Soft, lounge-friendly fabric hides cheeky pee and poo stains that send nosy folks scurrying—and make for hilarious selfies from the comfort of your sofa.

Carry spare underwear in your pocket with these compressed instant underpants. Just add water and watch them expand into a pair of cotton boxers—lifesaver or gag gift.

Tuck backup power right into your wallet with this credit card-sized power bank. Slim yet surprisingly capable, it includes built-in charging cables and works with both Apple and Android devices so you can top off your phone without lugging around a brick.

Get ready to leap into the multiverse with this spot-on replica of Rick’s portal gun! Journey to the chaotic Cronenberg World, take a wild detour to Buttworld, and go on a mission to take down the Council of Ricks. With this nifty gadget, your imagination runs wild—where will you go next? The possibilities are as endless as the dimensions themselves!

Dive underwater like a superhero by holding onto a towable wing that lets you tilt, twist, and glide gracefully as a boat pulls you through the sea.

Drop a packet down your drain and let biodegradable foam clean pipes and eliminate odors without harsh chemicals.

Kick off wedded life with a bucket list of adventurous, irreverent 'f*ck it' ideas. This book is packed with over 60 bold experiences that couples can tick off together, from skinny dipping to spontaneous road trips.

Test your mettle and attempt to shatter the unofficial recreational saucer sled ground speed benchmark when you're geared up with Clark Griswold's aluminum saucer sled. This sled is constructed from a superior aluminum alloy and finished with comfortable, easy-to-hold handles.

Acquire these Wolverine-style claws and instantly transform into your preferred X-Man, entirely bypassing the inconvenience of risky experimental procedures. These remarkably keen claws nestle perfectly between your digits, achieving a truly authentic look, Bub.

This rugged stainless steel flask holds 7 oz of your favorite spirit with a leakproof twist cap. Lightweight and durable, it slips into pockets or packs without spills.

Banish those unruly, dangling appliance cords from your kitchen with the Ultimate Cord Wrapper. Installation is a breeze, it secures the plug at any orientation you require, and this little marvel can even handle temperatures up to a scorching 212°F.

This personal cooling mist system is your guarantee of staying pleasantly fresh through those scorching summer days, boasting a lightweight, compact design that conveniently straps to your torso, delivering a refreshing, cooling mist precisely when your need for it peaks.

Conceal those necessary electrical access points when they aren't actively engaged by integrating these 'Pop Out Outlet' units. Their clever configuration is ideally suited for a contemporary, streamlined living space; when the moment calls, a light press of the digit exposes a ready-to-use, extruded outlet cube.

Wave goodbye to those sleepless nights and say hello to blissful slumber with these Bluetooth sleeping eye mask headphones! Designed for ultimate comfort, they wrap your eyes in cozy darkness while delivering true HD high-fidelity sound. Now you can drift off to dreamland with your favorite tunes serenading you, making bedtime feel like a delightful escape. Who knew catching Z’s could be this much fun?