Pink Duck Car Ornament

Turn heads with a badass rubber duck. Sporting a propeller helmet, gold chain and shades, this pink duckie sticks to your dashboard and adds serious attitude to any commute.

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Pick Your Poison Party Game

This game takes the classic "Would You Rather?" premise and dials it up to eleven. Inside, you'll find 300 wicked cards designed to help you concoct the most side-splittingly terrible scenarios. Your mission is simple: present your pals with these genuinely unimaginable choices and watch them squirm as they are compelled to pick their poison. Prepare for an evening packed with belly laughs, palpable awkwardness, and a healthy dose of ethical bewilderment.

Effin’ Birds Field Guide Book

Feathered foul language abounds in Effin’ Birds, a field guide packed with 200 vintage‑style bird illustrations captioned with hilarious expletives. It's a cathartic and cheeky gift for anyone with a dark sense of humor.

Portable Fuel Storage Kit

Running on fumes with civilization miles away? How delightfully inconvenient! Extend your wilderness wanderings significantly by outfitting your ride with the Portable Fuel Storage Kit. Each container locks firmly onto its dedicated mounting system, ensuring you're never short of that liquid gold when the engine demands a top-up.

Core Prodigy Python Power Twister

Skip the sweaty gym scene and give your upper body a serious workout right at home with the Core Prodigy Python Power Twister. This beauty is forged from high-grade carbon steel and features extra-long handles, allowing you to easily dial up or down the resistance.

Rejected Children's Books

Grab a copy of My Big Black Hawk for a quick mental vacation and a solid chuckle. This amusingly illustrated volume, definitely not intended for juvenile audiences, is packed with vivid pictures alongside playful puns and classic slapstick comedy.

Molecular Gastronomy Starter Kit

Elevate your kitchen prowess and craft dishes worthy of a Michelin star using this cheeky little molecular gastronomy kit. Everything required to whip up spectacular plates, such as chocolate spaghetti and minty caviar spheres, is included.

The Wallet Engineering Ruler Scale

Never be caught without a tool—this credit‑card‑sized stainless steel gadget includes rulers, protractor angles and quick conversions for engineers on the go.

A Can Of Whoop Ass

Unleash your inner mischief with a hilarious twist on a classic gag gift! This quirky can is here to help you turn your playful threats into reality—just pop it open and let the fun begin! Adorned with a delightfully detailed label featuring comical graphics, it playfully lists its "ingredients," including a generous 1/2 cup of pain and a splash of hardcore. It's the perfect way to bring a smile (and maybe a laugh) to your friends while keeping things light-hearted and entertaining!

F-GT Simulator Cockpit

Ditch the dream of a pricey, dedicated race room and snag that authentic racing vibe without emptying your piggy bank, thanks to the F-GT Simulator Cockpit from Next Level Racing. This clever contraption lets you slide into the actual driving positions for both high-octane Formula and gritty GT racing styles, delivering the most ridiculously lifelike feel short of actually strapping yourself into a speeding machine.

Leaf Bag Loader

That annual yard-clearing ritual just got a serious upgrade; this leaf bag loader transforms the chore into something surprisingly simple. Functioning as a clever funnel, this device significantly streamlines the process of directing all those gathered leaves right into your disposal bag. Its operation is delightfully straightforward, ensuring you complete the task faster than you thought possible.

How Not To Hate Your Husband After Kids

This candid and humorous guide helps couples navigate parenthood without letting resentment take over their marriage.

Jeep Hammock

Transform your beloved ride into a portable chill zone with this Jeep Hammock. Boasting a 350-pound capacity, this saltwater-resistant cover sets up in a snap and conveniently serves as either a comfy perch or a handy cargo net when your top is off.

Tiny Ticket Dispenser

The Tiny Ticket Dispenser offers the ultimate solution for managing the onslaught of colleagues and clientele throughout your busy day. Instead of allowing your workspace to be instantly overrun, you can now issue everyone a number, ensuring you address them sequentially and maintain a perfectly organized workflow.

Cast Iron Sandwich Maker

Bring a touch of domesticity to your al fresco adventures by crafting your midday meal using this cast iron sandwich press. Just tuck your sandwich into the conveniently cleanable cast iron form, position it over an open heat source, and patiently await that perfect cheese melt-it truly is that straightforward!

Two Person Indoor Sauna

Turn a corner of your home into a spa-like retreat with this two person indoor sauna. Built from Canadian hemlock and heated by infrared panels, it warms up to a toasty temperature so you and a partner can sweat, relax, and unwind without leaving the house.

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Zero Breeze Portable Air Conditioner

Cool down tents, vans, or backyard hangouts with a portable AC unit that chills the air fast, runs quietly, and packs enough power to make muggy summer nights genuinely comfortable.

Hanging Vertical Garden Wall Planter

Give your walls a little glow-up and a touch of Mother Nature's finest with this hanging vertical garden wall planter! We're talking serious style points for your humble abode. Crafted from a rather clever felt cloth, this planter is the triple threat: it's delightfully self-absorbent (no more thirsty plants!), tough as nails, and breathable enough to keep your green friends happy and healthy. So go ahead, unleash your inner gardener and cultivate a thriving little jungle, even if your "backyard" is currently just a window view or, well, non-existent.

Drawing Without Dignity Party Game

This game, Drawing Without Dignity Party Game, serves as the delightfully uncensored and rather naughty counterpart to Pictionary. Within this crude, crass, and utterly hysterical drawing challenge designed for adults, participants alternate illustrating dirty pictures based on one of the 670 decidedly inappropriate topics presented on the included cards.

Air Terrarium

Showcase small plants or treasures in this acrylic terrarium that dangles elegantly from its minimalist stand.

The Drunk Diet

Embrace the fleeting nature of existence and sculpt your physique to perfection by committing to the self-sabotaging regimen detailed within The Drunk Diet. This plan promises a slimmer silhouette achieved through dedicated imbibing, rapid consumption, and spirited inhalation. While longevity may be compromised, your aesthetic appeal will undoubtedly be maximized.

Pixel Art Picture Frame

Turn your desk into a pixel art gallery with this smart picture frame. The Divoom Pixoo displays scrolling pixel art, animations and notifications via Bluetooth and doubles as a clock and speaker, adding personality to any workspace.

Chillpimples Assquatch

This parody Goosebumps tale pairs fart jokes with monsters as an unlikely duo conquers their fears in a hilarious adventure called Assquatch.

DIY Hidden Door Kit

Spice up your home with a dash of mystery by crafting your own secret hideaway using this DIY hidden door kit! This clever kit lets you turn an ordinary bookshelf into a sneaky passageway that leads to a hidden nook in your abode. Imagine the fun of revealing your secret space to friends or simply enjoying your own private retreat. Who knew home improvement could be so delightfully sneaky?

Globbles Sticky Fidget Toy

Stick, squish and stretch these colorful Globbles over and over. They won’t cling to fabric, wash clean easily and provide satisfying sensory play for kids and adults alike.

Programmable Tattoo System

Longed for some ink but found the notion of a permanent design a bit much? Now, thanks to this rather clever tattoo system, which is surgically implanted beneath your skin, you can swap your tattoo's appearance whenever the mood strikes, or simply make it vanish entirely.

Sling Shoulder Crossbody Bag

Keep your must-haves readily available and neatly arranged within this sling shoulder crossbody bag, a nifty little number offering ample room for everything from your house keys to your mobile device, all while keeping a delightfully svelte silhouette.

Gerber Ghoststrike Fixed Blade Knife

Keep the Gerber Ghoststrike fixed blade knife close by to guarantee you're always ready for anything. This American-made implement, skillfully constructed from 420HC steel and finished with a black ceramic coat, boasts a small, minimalist frame for easy, unnoticeable transport.

Slender Man Costume

Terrify the local youngsters into utter dread when you silently approach them clad in this Slender Man ensemble. This singular lycra garment conceals you completely in Slender Man's signature dark suit and necktie, complete with that unsettlingly featureless visage.

Fish Sandals

Step into a splash of fun with these fabulous fish sandals! Made from super soft and comfy PVC, they feature delightful handmade fish prints that are sure to turn heads. Whether you're heading to the beach or just lounging around, these eye-catching sandals will make a statement and keep your feet feeling fabulous.

Bathe & Brew Coffee Maker Showerhead

Streamline your morning routine with a showerhead that brews fresh coffee while you wash, letting you step out clean, caffeinated, and already ahead of schedule.

Rolling Toolbox Stool

Sit comfortably on this cushioned rolling stool while keeping tools organized in its built‑in drawers—perfect for mechanics and DIYers.

Gummy Bear Anatomy Model

Dissect your gummy in this 41-piece anatomy puzzle. Pull apart the clear bear to reveal its colourful organs, bones and muscles, learning about anatomy in the sweetest way.

Ninjabread Men Cookie Kit

This cookie kit lets you turn your kitchen into a delicious dojo, perfect for baking a batch of Ninjabread men. You and the kids can easily create some delectable, yet fearsome, gingerbread ninja warriors that the whole family is sure to enjoy.

Portable Hands-Free Neck Fan

Stay cool while staying active with this hands‑free neck fan. It wraps comfortably around your neck and directs a refreshing breeze upward, perfect for workouts, gardening or outdoor events.

Bandai Vital Hero Digimon

Strap on a Bandai Vital Hero Digimon band and transform your daily grind into a genuine Digimon adventure. Designed for those 8 years and older, this nifty wristwear allows users to engage in battles, advance levels, snag trophies, and other such digital delights! As a bonus, it keeps tabs on your steps and monitors essential metrics such as your heart rate.

Musical Tesla Coil Kit

Assemble your own musical Tesla coil that sparks and sings; it’s an electrifying project for curious minds.

Chonker Cat Plush Pillow

Cat lovers, rejoice! You won't find a cozier cuddle buddy than this chonky cat plush pillow. This big, huggable companion comes in sizes from small to large, ensuring there's a perfect fit for everyone. Crafted from skin-friendly fabrics and stuffed with premium cotton filling, this plush pal is ready to snuggle up and bring joy to your lounging sessions.

Cat Whack-A-Mole Toy

Let your cat whack at pop‑up feathers in this home version of whack‑a‑mole designed to entertain felines.

Stinky Ass Scented Hand Sanitizer

Play the ultimate prank with this seemingly normal sanitizer that leaves hands smelling like butt instead of blossoms. It still kills germs—just not your victims’ sense of smell.