Ruby Chocolate

Taste the fourth type of chocolate — ruby — made from naturally rosy cocoa beans that deliver a bright, berry-forward flavor unlike any other treat.

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Get ready to level up your gaming experience with the Couchmaster Cycon 2, your new best buddy for lounging and playing in style! This snazzy, lightweight gaming desk is designed for maximum comfort, complete with snuggly side cushions that make marathon sessions a breeze. And with six USB 3.0 ports at your fingertips, connecting all your gadgets is as easy as pie. So kick back, plug in, and prepare to conquer your favorite games like a pro—all from the cozy confines of your couch!

Middle Finger & Hand Wave Car Signal

Say thanks or express frustration with the push of a button. This LED sign mounts in your rear window and flips between a friendly wave or cheeky middle finger.

Modular Smart Home Outlet Inserts

Spice up your home’s outlets with this nifty modular smart home insert! Installation is a breeze, and it features a handy wired slot right in the center, letting you effortlessly swap out inserts like a USB charger or a cozy night light. Who knew upgrading your outlets could be this fun and functional?

Maneater Shark RPG Video Game

Dive into the thrilling world of Maneater, where you get to unleash your inner apex predator! In this unique Shark RPG, you won't just be hunting down other creatures; you'll embody a fierce shark exploring the vast, open ocean. Get ready to snack on everything from fish to unsuspecting humans, all while navigating a vibrant underwater playground. It’s a fin-tastic adventure that promises to keep you on your toes and your jaws chomping!

Levitating UFO Speaker

Add some extraterrestrial flair to your tunes with this levitating Bluetooth speaker. The UFO floats above a glowing base while delivering crisp 360° sound, making any playlist look and sound out of this world.

World’s Brightest Spotlight

Light up the night like it’s daytime with this handheld spotlight producing extreme brightness and multiple beam modes.

Ass Kickin' Gourmet Popcorn

Ass Kickin' Gourmet Popcorn transcends mere snacking; it delivers a full-on, playful assault to your palate. Brimming with intense tastes that progress smoothly from pleasant surprise to outright excitement, this popcorn ensures a delightfully spicy cinematic evening.

Cringeworthy Game

Embrace the awkward abyss with Cringeworthy Game, the party essential that hilariously challenges your tolerance for life's most mortifying situations, ideal for anyone who appreciates a good chuckle at shared discomfort.

Moto Men’s Head Shaving Razor

Shave your head with more control and less contortion using the Moto razor. Its built-in finger ring and pivoting design let the blade glide around curves and angles, helping you maintain a smooth dome without turning your bathroom into a yoga studio.

Gerber Ghoststrike Fixed Blade Knife

Keep the Gerber Ghoststrike fixed blade knife close by to guarantee you're always ready for anything. This American-made implement, skillfully constructed from 420HC steel and finished with a black ceramic coat, boasts a small, minimalist frame for easy, unnoticeable transport.

Aquarium Night Stand Table

Inject some vitality into your room's dreary aesthetic by elevating your space with this aquarium night stand table. This stand offers plenty of room for your belongings and will treat your aquatic pals to the pinnacle of luxury as they glide within this tempered glass night stand.

Alien Abduction Lamp

Illuminate your space with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of the extraterrestrial! This quirky lamp showcases a cow caught in the act of being whisked away by a flying saucer, guaranteed to inject personality into any room. Not only does it light up your life, but it also serves as a guaranteed icebreaker, sparking laughter and conversation among friends and family. Perfect for those who appreciate a good chuckle and a touch of whimsy in their decor!

Invisible Glass Reach And Clean Tool

Get every corner of your windshield spotless. This tool’s pivoting head and removable microfiber pad reach into tight spots, leaving glass streak-free.

Murphy Cabinet Bed

Free up floor space and host guests with this clever Murphy cabinet bed. A handsome hardwood cabinet opens into a memory-foam queen bed with built-in drawers, blending storage and sleep in one.

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Star Wars Augmented Reality Game

Train like a true Jedi with this AR game that pairs your phone and lightsaber controller. Battle virtual foes from Kylo Ren to Darth Vader and hone your saber skills as you move and block in real time.

PS1 PS2 8BitDo Retro Receiver

Rekindle that flame for your beloved vintage consoles thanks to this 8BitDo Retro Receiver, specially crafted for the PlayStation 1 and PlayStation 2. It plays nicely with both of those iconic systems, naturally, but also extends its compatibility to Windows 10/11 and embraces nearly every 8BitDo Bluetooth controller, plus a host of contemporary console gamepads.

The World’s Most Sour Soda

Pucker up for the world’s sourest soda. Stang! delivers an electrifying blue raspberry flavour at twenty times the sourness of typical sour drinks—sip if you dare.

Acupressure Mat & Pillow Set

Turn your floor into a DIY massage studio with this acupressure mat and pillow set. Thousands of little points stimulate pressure spots across your back, neck, and shoulders, helping ease tension and headaches in as little as a quick 10–30 minute lie-down.

Airtrick A1-Ultra Motorized Roller Skates

Turn your sneakers into electric skates with the Airtrick A1‑Ultra. Two 360‑watt motors propel you up to 20 mph for 15 miles, while a quick 90‑minute charge and IPX6 rating make them adventure ready.

Ultimate Raspberry Pi Starter Kit

Dive into the world of tech with the Ultimate Raspberry Pi starter kit, where your inner geek can truly shine! This kit is packed with everything you need, featuring hundreds of detailed tutorials and a whopping 223 pieces to spark your creativity. Get ready to whip up 72 awesome and quirky projects that will not only expand your skill set but also give you major bragging rights in the tech community. Whether you're a coding whiz or just starting out, this kit is your ticket to geeky greatness!

Solar Powered Charging Hat

Keep your gadgets going strong while you're out and about thanks to this solar-fueled charging cap. Offered in several lively hues, the brim features solar panels that allow you to power up your electronics simply by plugging them into the rear of the hat.

Slender Man Costume

Terrify the local youngsters into utter dread when you silently approach them clad in this Slender Man ensemble. This singular lycra garment conceals you completely in Slender Man's signature dark suit and necktie, complete with that unsettlingly featureless visage.

The World's Smallest Vacuum

Maintain a tidy workspace, avoiding the appearance of a sty, courtesy of this miniature vacuum. The handheld cleaner boasts a slender nozzle, perfect for accessing those tight, awkward spots throughout your office or residence.

No-Pull Adjustable Dog Harness

Prevent your spirited pup from self-strangulation during strolls by employing this adjustable anti-pull harness. Constructed of resilient nylon, it's available in sizes from petite to gargantuan and offered in a selection of lively hues.

Poop Like A Champion Cereal

Kick off your day with a satisfying bowl of Poop Like A Champion cereal and bid farewell to sluggish bowels permanently. This wholesome morning fare, boasting just 120 calories per serving, is packed with essential fiber to encourage consistent and robust digestive performance.

Forrest Gump Rear Wiper Decal

Tired of boring back windows and wishing your car had a little more oomph? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because you can now inject some serious movie magic into your daily commute with this brilliantly conceived Forrest Gump rear window wiper decal! It's the perfect way to brighten up everyone’s dreary, rainy day (or even a sunny one, let's be honest) as they watch the iconic runner dash back and forth across your glass. And don't worry about this little guy giving up mid-marathon; this hilarious decal is tough stuff, boasting both weather-resistant and UV-protected properties, specifically engineered to minimize annoying fading and cracking, keeping Forrest looking fresh for the long haul.

Samsung The Frame QLED 4K TV

Watch TV become art with Samsung's The Frame. Its QLED panel delivers vivid 4K visuals during shows, then transforms into a gallery displaying curated artwork when off. Swappable frames and an anti-glare matte finish blend it seamlessly into your space.

Keychain Breathalyzer

Keep the party going responsibly and sidestep that dreaded DUI by tracking your tipsiness with this pocket-sized breathalyzer. It tucks neatly into your pocket and delivers precise measurements of your current blood alcohol concentration.

World's Largest Word Search

Enter the major leagues of word searches with Mel Crow's World's Largest Word Search Puzzle. This colossal word search boasts 204 columns and 250 rows, totaling 51,000 letters and featuring over 5,500 words and word phrases.

Artisan Forged Steel Thai Moon Knife

Meet the artisan-forged Thai moon knife, a true standout in your kitchen lineup! Handcrafted by talented Thai artisans, this beauty is made from carbon steel, which means it keeps its edge sharper than a stainless-steel rival. Plus, it arrives in a chic bamboo case that adds a touch of flair to your kitchen decor. Get ready to slice and dice with style!

Animal Repellent Sprinklers

Keep Fido and his furry friends from turning your garden into their personal playground with these clever animal repellent sprinklers. When your curious critter gets too close for comfort, these sprightly sprinklers will unleash a refreshing burst of water, sending them packing and keeping your blooms safe. It’s a fun way to protect your precious plants while giving your pets a little surprise they won’t forget!

The Official Dictionary Of Sarcasm

Arm yourself with biting comebacks. This dictionary defines common words through a sarcastic lens, offering witty, tongue-in-cheek definitions you’ll want to quote in every conversation.

Remote Control Inflatable T-Rex

Prepare for some colossal, ancient chaos courtesy of the Remote Control Inflatable T-Rex! This magnificent, roaring beast stretches out to a formidable length exceeding six feet, ready for action almost instantly after inflation. Maneuver this dino menace with complete directional control, accompanied by authentic dinosaur sound effects and a truly savage attack mode. It's truly massive, Jurassic-era amusement, conveniently contained within your own home.

Ring Pop Ice Popsicle Mold

A delicious method for children to conquer the heat is with a Ring Pop ice popsicle! This plastic mold facilitates the effortless creation of eight flavorful, fruit-based frozen confections, each conveniently wearable on a finger.

LEGO Ship In A Bottle

Build a bottled sailing ship brick by brick with this intricate LEGO set that includes a captain’s quarters, mini cannons, and a glass-style display to show off your masterpiece.

DJI Osmo Nano Wearable Camera

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Credit Card Sized EKG Monitor

This remarkably convenient, credit card-sized EKG monitor keeps you playfully aware of your heart's rhythm; just press your thumbs to the sensors and you're all set.

Mobile Pixels 24″ Stacked Monitors

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Cold Steel GI Tanto Knife

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