Survival Gear Advent Calendar

Hang a humorous sign outside the bathroom announcing a 'deeply satisfying poo in progress' to deter interruptions.

Say goodbye to tossing your cash on toilet paper and say hello to the Roto Wipe! This clever bathroom buddy slides right under your toilet seat, ready to pamper your behind with the gentle touch of its rotating cleaning wheel. With soft bristles designed for a delightful clean, you can keep things fresh and fabulous down there without breaking the bank. It's time to upgrade your bathroom game and let the Roto Wipe do the dirty work!

This palm-sized air pump inflates mattresses or vacuums bags, doubles as a lantern, and weighs just 96g.

These Ultra Long Heated Therapy Gloves are here to banish discomfort and simultaneously transform your rather ordinary arm into something resembling a sleek, futuristic cyborg appendage. This warming sleeve extends a generous 24.4 inches and offers three distinct heat levels, adjustable between a cozy 130°F and a toasty 150°F.

Transform any corner of your home into a dazzling escape with these enchanting artificial vine lights! Stretching a delightful 7.5 feet, this whimsical tree vine is adorned with 144 twinkling lights, playfully scattered across 18 charming branches. It’s like bringing a little piece of the outdoors inside, but without the pesky bugs! Let the glow of these lights wrap your space in warmth and wonder, making every moment feel just a bit more magical.

Transforming an ordinary soda bottle into a magnificent water-propelled rocket is easily achieved with this launcher. Its sleek, compact structure offers a stable platform for the bottle, enabling the secure vertical launch of a standard two-liter plastic bottle toward the heavens, utilizing only the power of a simple hand pump.

That noggin-protector is fine, but let's get serious about safety. Upgrade your two-wheeled escapade with The Bicycle Seatbelt. This little marvel attaches pronto to any bike saddle, is certified to handle a hefty 400 lbs, and has been rigorously tested for those exhilarating jaunts up to 48 mph.

Safeguard your cash and cards by tucking them inside a gag wallet disguised as a pair of visibly stained tighty‑whiteys that no one will touch.

Brighten your campsite with this 1,600‑lumen lantern that offers spotlight, floodlight and candle modes in a rugged, weather‑resistant body.

Senior Moments Aging Disgracefully offers a humorous perspective on the advantages of advancing years-think droopy parts, small blue tablets, and mischievous grandfathers all in the mix. Brimming with sharp humor and insight, this volume confirms that older folks certainly understand how to maintain a good time, stay spirited, and remain delightfully uncivilized!

The Kömforte Dual Zone Comforter is here to ensure that both you and your sleeping companion enjoy a truly blissful night's rest. Offered in King and Queen sizes, this clever comforter sports distinct dual zones, allowing one side to maintain a refreshingly cool temperature while the other remains perfectly warm and cozy.

Say goodbye to the bad habit of pouring cooking oil down the sink—thanks to the Frying Pan Cooking Oil Solidifier Powder, this remarkably handy kitchen tool transforms used frying grease into a solid form, allowing for simple and secure disposal.

Unleash your inner cosmic overlord with this lifesize Endgame Nano Gauntlet! This stunning replica stretches a commanding 20 inches and is decked out with six brilliantly colored Infinity Stones that practically scream for attention. Experience the thrill of wielding the universe’s greatest power—right in your own collection! It's time to channel your inner hero (or villain) and make your space a little more... legendary.

Experience the excitement of spinning the reels without the worry of losing your hard-earned cash with this jumbo slot machine bank! The best part? When you pull that lever, it’s a jackpot moment as all your savings come pouring out from the bottom. It’s a playful twist on saving, where every pull feels like a win!

Complete your vigilante ensemble with a dash of genuine flair by crowning it with the Dark Knight Batman mask. This resilient, man-made headpiece fully encases your noggin to perfectly capture the aesthetic of Gotham City's most celebrated crime-stopping champion.

Get ready to zoom into action like never before with this NERF battle go-kart! This pedal-powered thrill ride boasts a sturdy inverted trike design, making it perfect for those wild chases. Plus, with a quick-response steering wheel, you’ll be gliding around corners and dodging obstacles with flair. Unmatched maneuverability? You bet! Buckle up for some serious fun!

This Molecularis coloring flip book is a uniquely captivating item, functioning as a partial optical illusion, a partial magic trick, and a partial anxiety-soothing plaything. It allows you to bring to life and subsequently observe six distinct, mesmerizing animated sequences, which are equally enjoyable to color in as they are to watch in motion.

Keep your brain busy with a floor-sized word search puzzle. It's printed on a large sheet that you can spread out and solve alone or with friends.

Show Mom just how much she means to you with a fill-in-the-blank keepsake book. Each prompt encourages you to jot down cherished memories and heartfelt compliments, turning it into a personalized love letter.

Manscape those hard‑to‑reach areas with this extendable body shaver, which folds up for travel and lets you handle your own back hair.

When the mercury takes a serious dive, ensure your brain box stays perfectly toasty by venturing forth in this heated beanie, which conveniently recharges. This featherlight headwear incorporates an internal warming element offering three selectable heat levels, allowing you to tailor the warmth precisely to your current chill factor.

This M-Cuisine gadget will seriously streamline your rice prep. A modern kitchen must-have, this smartly conceived cooker boasts a 2-liter capacity and arrives complete with a lidded pot, a handy colander, a precise measuring cup, and a versatile rice paddle.

Bring the thunder to your kitchen with this Mjolnir meat tenderizer. Light enough for mortals but styled after Thor’s hammer, it preps meats to perfection while giving you superhero bragging rights.

Bring comforting silliness to stressful days with a plush nugget squad, each with its own expressive little face tucked inside a soft takeout-style box.

Shine a crisp bat silhouette whenever you need backup with this officially licensed projector. Standing 14 inches tall with a UL‑listed adapter and 16‑foot cord, it’s ready for rooftops or living rooms whenever you flip the switch.

Tuck backup power right into your wallet with this credit card-sized power bank. Slim yet surprisingly capable, it includes built-in charging cables and works with both Apple and Android devices so you can top off your phone without lugging around a brick.

Plug into any charging station worry-free; the Privise USB Data Blocker is your device's digital bouncer, stopping any unwanted data shenanigans. This clever little safeguard ensures zero data transfer, keeping your device pristine and safe from sneaky malware or viral intrusions.

Unleash your inner adventurer with this tactical glass breaker knife, perfect for those wild escapades! This tough survival companion comes with a sturdy spring-assisted sheath, ready to tackle whatever nature throws your way. Its razor-sharp 3.5" surgical steel blade is just the ticket for hunting and camping, ensuring you're always prepared for your next outdoor escapade. Get ready to channel your inner Rambo and tackle the wild with flair!

This clever bit of kit beams directions and sundry helpful data right onto your windscreen, ensuring your gaze remains firmly fixed on the tarmac while navigating. A mere flick of the eye is all it takes to absorb the essential information you require.

The Baby Shield is your ultimate sidekick for tackling those messy diaper changes while keeping you safe and sound. This clear shield is equipped with a pair of heavy-duty gloves, tough enough to handle whatever your little bundle of joy decides to unleash—whether it’s a surprise spray or a stinky explosion. Say goodbye to diaper duty disasters and hello to a clean, carefree changing experience!

These utilitarian Cargo Socks are a superb inclusion for the serious outdoor enthusiast's collection. Beyond ensuring your feet remain toasty and comfortable, they are equipped with substantial, water-resistant compartments designed to keep your necessities shielded, dry, and readily accessible.

Ditch that drab digital device and inject some mid-century mojo into your manor with this classic black payphone from the fabulous fifties. This handsome handset boasts a slick vintage silhouette, including a built-in coin receptacle, but is secretly outfitted with contemporary conveniences such as tactile push buttons and adjustable volume settings.

Fancy a spot of indoor target practice? This dinky archery kit lets you hone your aim without leaving the house. The included bow boasts a seriously sturdy metal build, and we've thrown in ten steel-tipped arrows—just the thing for neatly puncturing an aluminum can.

Slip into these microwavable booties to soothe tired feet. The warm lining relaxes muscles and relieves pain; freeze them for cold therapy or just enjoy the cozy heat on chilly evenings.

Dodge the inevitable female frenzy on your daily strolls by subtly signaling your unavailability with this "sorry ladies" friend-zone tee. Crafted from 100% cotton, this shirt boasts a lightweight, classic fit and is offered in a quintet of captivating colors.

Dispatch your correspondence with dramatic accuracy employing this Samurai sword letter opener. Fashioned from stainless steel, this implement mimics a classic Japanese Samurai sword, complete with the authentic black cord-bound grip. It also presents handsomely when situated upon its accompanying stand.

Beat the heat and embrace the great outdoors with your trusty sidekick: this portable air conditioner! With three snazzy fan speeds and cooling settings, you'll feel like you've brought a slice of Arctic bliss to your sunny escapades. But wait, there’s more! This nifty gadget also features a built-in nightlight for those twilight adventures, a speaker to blast your favorite tunes, and a charging station to keep your devices juiced up. Who knew staying cool could be this much fun?

For those daring palates who hunger for the wonderfully strange and tasty, this pickle confection awaits. The unmistakable tang of dill meets the sugary, airy delight of spun sugar in this savory-sweet combination, creating a truly irresistible experience.

Grab a copy of My Big Black Hawk for a quick mental vacation and a solid chuckle. This amusingly illustrated volume, definitely not intended for juvenile audiences, is packed with vivid pictures alongside playful puns and classic slapstick comedy.