The Extraordinary Book That Eats Itself

Upgrade your planning game with a notebook that actually nudges you toward doing the things. This 13-week BestSelf planner breaks big goals into daily actions using proven templates and prompts, helping you prioritize, track progress, and call out procrastination by name.

Repurpose bottle caps as ammunition in a plastic toy gun that launches them up to 16 feet with a spring-loaded trigger.

The Hawk Crawler multi-use cart is the trusty sidekick for the serious hunter and the dedicated camper. This robust, adaptable, and highly competent conveyance rolls on substantial, heavy-duty tires, features dual pivoting axles for managing those optimally oversized hauls, and is rated for a 500-pound towing capacity.

Embrace your inner lobster by slipping into a pair of oversized claw mitts. Measuring over 14 inches long, these realistic claws are perfect for costumes, parties or simply making a splash on seafood night.

Make boredom vanish with a push of a button thanks to the Yodeling Pickle. This silly toy serenades you with yodels whenever pressed, providing unexpected amusement that’s equal parts delightful and annoying.

Elevate your viewing experience and discover genuine comfort by integrating Valencia's Home Theater Seating into your living space; prepare to unwind in unprecedented style while enjoying your preferred cinema and television content from the very lap of luxury.

For that dessert devotee in your life, this Biscotti gourmet cookie collection is the perfect little surprise. Inside each refined package awaits eighteen crisp Biscotti, each one artfully dipped in chocolate and finished with a scattering of delightful sugary toppings.

Get ready to keep things safe and sound without putting your loved ones at risk! This quick-access gun safe is your new best buddy, fitting snugly in those quirky spots like your dresser, work desk, or nightstand. It’s designed for easy access, so you can stay prepared while keeping your family secure. Who knew safety could be so convenient and stylish?

Choose a luxury smartwatch tailored to your passion—golf, sailing, adventure or aviation. The MARQ line blends rugged performance metrics with high‑end materials and classic aesthetics.

Give your buddy a day to remember (or forget) with this hilarious prank fake bird poop! This ultra-realistic faux droppings will have him scratching his head in disbelief, and the best part? It won’t harm his car’s paint or fabrics. When the laughter settles, a quick rinse with water will wash it all away, leaving no trace of your mischievous masterpiece. Perfect for the best friend who can take a joke!

The Solo Stove Mesa Tabletop Fire Pit is a superb complement for any outdoor surface. This easily moved, smoke-free stainless steel fire pit offers ambient illumination, delivers heat, and even allows for the roasting of marshmallows.

Conquer your domestic skies and banish the mundane with this diminutive remote-controlled whirlybird. This sleek, entirely black, highly mobile aerial machine launches with a single button press and maintains a predetermined altitude autonomously, making piloting an absolute breeze.

Elevate your lavatory leisure with the 52 Things To Do While You Poo book, ensuring your time on the ceramic seat is considerably more amusing. This volume presents a variety of captivating, commode-centric diversions and fascinating trivia, all compiled for your pleasure by the esteemed excretion specialist, Hugh Jassburn.

This marvelous shower companion is ready to bestow upon your scalp the pampering it deserves! Our hair scalp massager shampoo brush comes equipped with plush, substantial silicone bristles designed to gently stimulate the scalp, and features a convenient upper handle ensuring a firm, reliable hold.

Set the stage for your evening's cinematic spectacle just as the experts do with these adjustable theater house lights. You can conjure the authentic atmosphere of a proper cinema while simultaneously bestowing a chic, welcoming glow upon your space.

If you’re aiming for top-notch sun protection while channeling your inner Cobra Commander, these full-face sunglasses are your go-to! They boast an enormous polycarbonate polarized lens that’s not just UV-resistant but also covers your entire face, giving you a look that’s both fierce and fabulous.

Send festive cheer and a bit of chaos with this endlessly meowing Christmas card. Once opened, it plays hours of cat mews and hides glitter inside so the only way to silence it is to unleash a glitter storm—perfect for prank‑loving friends.

Build whimsical inventions and brain-bending gadgets using a book full of illustrated guides that walk you through clever DIY creations step by step.

Your children can now harness divine power to playfully vex all within earshot at home, equipped with this dart-firing Mjolnir. Modeled after Thor’s legendary hammer, this blaster boasts a seven-dart capacity and features illuminated accents, ensuring it truly shines when the lights go down.

Ensure your equipment stays secure during outdoor excursions by stashing it within the Yeti Indestructible Gear Box. This remarkably tough container resists wind, dust, and water, and includes a handy removable caddy and divider for effortless arrangement of your possessions.

Sneak stylishly with a sleek dagger and matching sheath that echo medieval designs but fold flat for easy concealment during cosplay.

Get ready to roll with Roller Skate Shoes – the ultimate 2-in-1 sensation! These sneakers effortlessly transform into roller skates, bringing fun and freedom to your every step. Whether you’re an adventure-seeking kid or a grown-up who refuses to grow up (we see you!), these shoes deliver pure, unadulterated joy on wheels.

Make your pool and beach days a splash-tastic adventure with this remote control shark! This battery-powered waterproof wonder is made from tough ABS plastic, ensuring it can handle all the splashes and swirls your little swimmers can throw at it. With a built-in high-speed engine, this finned friend zips through the water, and its built-in headlight adds an extra layer of fun, lighting up underwater escapades. Get ready for some fin-tastic fun!

Pay tribute to Da Vinci by building her pixel by pixel with this LEGO Mona Lisa set. Hundreds of tiny bricks recreate the famous smile, blending art and play for a project that appeals to art buffs and master builders alike.

Recreate Beetlejuice’s iconic couple with these haunting Adam and Barbara masks. Painstakingly sculpted to mimic the film’s ghoulish transformation scene, they’re perfect for Halloween duos.

Give your feline the freedom to roam with this whimsical cat-shaped doorway. Cut into interior doors, it features a 7.5 x 6.6 inch opening and sweet silhouette that adds charm while letting your cat come and go.

Impress your family at breakfast with a waffle maker that crafts – you guessed it – delightful bowls! Just pour in your batter, and voilà! You’ll have a fluffy 4" waffle bowl that pairs perfectly with everything from creamy ice cream to crispy fried chicken, zesty cereal, fresh fruit, and even classic bacon and eggs! It's a breakfast game-changer that makes every meal a little more fun!

That once-in-a-lifetime catch might just sneak up on you, so best be prepared always—simply keep the Pocket Fishing Rod within easy reach. This aluminum-alloy-crafted, pen-dimensioned rod comes equipped with both forward and reverse ratchet stops and full drag control.

When the lights decide to take an unscheduled vacation (rude!), the Pelican emergency lighting station is your trusty sidekick, refusing to let you stumble around like a confused penguin in the dark. This little powerhouse beams out a seriously bright, attention-grabbing 378 lumen green glow, making it impossible to miss when you need it most. And because we know prime real estate is important, this clever gadget is designed to snuggle right up onto practically any wall in your humble abode, ensuring maximum visibility and convenience exactly where you need that reassuring light.

Elevate your workspace with the Mobile Pixels Geminos 24" Stacked Monitors – a dynamic duo of screens perfectly aligned for your viewing pleasure. Say goodbye to awkward rotations and hello to effortless vertical viewing that keeps scrolling to a minimum. Enjoy less strain on those peepers and revel in all that glorious screen real estate. More space, less hassle – it’s a win-win for your productivity and comfort!

Turn screws in tight spaces with a super-slim driver. Its flat handle and short shaft allow you to reach hardware where standard screwdrivers can't.

Want to spin your drumsticks like a true rockstar without the worry of sending them flying into the audience? Our easy stick twirl accessory is here to help you twirl with style, show off your skills, and even ease that hand fatigue. Play smarter, not harder!

Ready to ditch the daily drama and dial down the tension? This visually captivating backflow waterfall incense burner is your new best friend for creating a seriously tranquil atmosphere. Light it up, and prepare to be mesmerized as a steady, graceful stream of smoke decides gravity is overrated and gently flows downwards, crafting a relaxing and utterly entrancing smokey waterfall effect right before your very eyes.

For that daily dose of drive and pinpoint attention, simply pour yourself a cup of this mushroom coffee. This delightful, entirely plant-based concoction marries robust coffee with Cordyceps and Chaga fungi, delivering a noticeable boost in vigor and staying power.

Dive into the delightfully eerie realm of Dark Illustrations, where the last two decades have gifted us with a treasure trove of spine-tingling artistry. This collection is a mesmerizing blend of beauty and horror, serving up a feast of nightmare fuel that's as captivating as it is chilling. Each piece speaks to your deepest fears in a way that's uniquely enchanting, making it a must-have for anyone who revels in the darker side of creativity.

Cleanliness connoisseurs, your quest ends here: this universal cleaning gel is a must-have. Beyond its delightful tactile nature, this highly adaptable gel boasts a subtle lavender fragrance, is gentle on your skin, and excels at spiffing up everything from your vehicle's cabin to your desk setup.

This carbon steel fire ignition set is the ideal inclusion for the kit of any bushcraft devotee. This useful collection contains a hand-forged carbon steel striker, an English flint stone, a piece of char cloth, and an emergency tinder jute sack.

Boost your output when you're not desk-bound with the On-The-Go Dual-Screen Laptop Monitor. This clever clip-on delivers a complete 1080P 12.5" high-definition screen, playing nicely with laptops sporting either USB Type-C or Type-A connections.

Transform any corner of your cozy dwelling with a cheeky twist—meet your new industrial container side table! This whimsically designed gem, crafted from sturdy metal, not only adds a splash of style but also boasts ample storage for all your secret treasures. Perfect for the bedroom or living room, it’s ready to make a statement while keeping your space organized. Who knew practicality could look this good?