Wearable Hands-Free Umbrella

This hands-free wearable umbrella is the essential rainy-weather item, ensuring you stay completely dry and unhindered. Constructed with a durable three-fold impact cloth, the accompanying harness features comfortable shoulder padding.

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Zippo Firefast Bellows

Get ready to ignite your camping adventures with the Zippo Firefast Bellows! This nifty gadget is your secret weapon for cranking up a blazing fire in no time. Featuring a flame-retardant nozzle and a super simple one-button design, it ensures you’ll have all the airflow you need to get that fire roaring like a campfire superstar!

Flapping Wing Duck Hat

Behold the Flapping Wing Duck Hat, the cranial innovation you didn't realize was essential. A simple cord-tug initiates your duck's brief, airborne spectacle. Embody your inner DaVinci, successfully avoiding the inevitable crash. This piece is certain to capture attention and elicit delighted quacks.

Cushioned Thick Sole Slippers

These plush thick‑soled slippers make every step feel like walking on a cloud. Designed with a 4.5 cm cushioned sole and available in vibrant hues, they’re the ultimate cozy footwear for home lounging.

Thor’s Hammer Kettlebell

Train like a mythic warrior with a kettlebell shaped like Thor’s hammer, available in multiple weights and built with a solid, non-slip grip for heroic workouts.

String Rope Launcher Loop Fidget Toy

Fidget with satisfying precision using a launcher toy that flips a string into looping arcs, offering engaging motion play that sharpens reflexes and focus.

Modular Raised Garden Bed

Build your dream garden with stackable, UV‑resistant hexagon planters. Arrange them alone or stack them to create varying heights, perfect for herbs, flowers and veggies on patios or lawns.

Yeti Liquor Flask

This rugged stainless steel flask holds 7 oz of your favorite spirit with a leakproof twist cap. Lightweight and durable, it slips into pockets or packs without spills.

Under The Influence Drinking Game

This wildly entertaining card game, Under the Influence, guarantees your gathering will be an absolute hit! Quick to grasp and swift to play for four or more participants, this set features a diverse array of cards spanning from tame to totally outrageous, enabling you to perfectly adjust the game's intensity to match the vibe of your desired evening.

How To Traumatize Your Children

Dark humor meets parenting advice in this satirical guidebook that outlines tongue‑in‑cheek methods for giving kids hilarious hang‑ups.

Amazon Smart Plug

Add voice control to appliances with this plug that pairs with Alexa for scheduling, remote switch, and energy monitoring.

Wild Game Jerky

Sample exotic meats with a jerky sampler featuring flavors beyond beef—because why not snack on elk, boar, and kangaroo?

Taco Tuesday Heated Lazy Susan

Keep taco fixings warm and accessible with a rotating serving tray that has heated compartments. Separate bowls keep fillings hot while a removable Lazy Susan base spins the platter for easy reach at family dinner.

Self-Defense Buddha Beads Necklace

Stay zen but ready to rumble with this snazzy self-defense Buddha beads necklace! Measuring a cool 40 inches, this stylish chain is decked out with 108 delightful 10mm beads. Wear it as a trendy accessory or keep it handy to give any potential troublemaker a little pause. Who knew self-defense could look this good?

Gummy Dill Pickle

This confection is a gummy, a pickle, and a delightful enigma. Our 4.5-ounce colossal Gummy Dill Pickle offers a flavor profile suggesting a sour cucumber mistakenly wandered into the realm of sweets. Tangy, chewy, and strangely gratifying, it will leave your palate delightfully uncertain whether to celebrate or weep.

Klingon Bat'leth Multi-Tool

Maintain your inner geek while ensuring readiness for various daily chores by attaching this Klingon Bat'leth multi-tool to your keyring. Boasting an ergonomic form, it includes six implements such as a cord slicing edge, a cap remover, and a butterfly spanner.

Mini Natural History Museum

Curate a desktop museum with this miniature case holding tiny preserved specimens from natural history.

AR-15 Rifle Whiskey Decanter

Unleash your inner marksman and mixologist with this AR-15 rifle whiskey decanter! This striking decanter is designed to resemble the iconic AR-15, making it a standout piece for your collection. Paired with four shot glasses, each featuring a bullet embedded in its side, this set is perfect for toasting with friends while keeping things fun and safe. It's the ultimate way to enjoy your favorite whiskey without any risk—just good times and great spirits!

Aromatherapy Shower Steamers

Melt away stress in the shower with these aromatherapy steamers. Pop one on the floor and it releases soothing scents like lavender, citrus or peppermint as the hot water hits it.

Hi-Lift Jack Emergency Jack

When duty demands the elevation of substantial weights, the Hi-Lift Jack proves itself a proficient and adaptable instrument for the task. This emergency jack boasts a certified load capacity of 4,660 pounds and is quite capable of hoisting your vehicle to a height of four feet!

Kellogg’s Edible Cereal Straws

Relive your childhood with Kellogg’s Cereal Straws. These edible straws are crunchy, sweet and ready for sipping milk or just snacking straight from the box, bringing Saturday‑morning nostalgia with every bite.

PS1 PS2 8BitDo Retro Receiver

Rekindle that flame for your beloved vintage consoles thanks to this 8BitDo Retro Receiver, specially crafted for the PlayStation 1 and PlayStation 2. It plays nicely with both of those iconic systems, naturally, but also extends its compatibility to Windows 10/11 and embraces nearly every 8BitDo Bluetooth controller, plus a host of contemporary console gamepads.

Kid’s Bartender Playkit

Let kids play bartender (minus the booze) with a pretend mixology set that teaches pouring, shaking, and drink-building through imaginative, hands-on play.

Faking It Book

Learn to bluff skills and appear accomplished in conversation with a humorous guide to pretending you know things.

Self-Destructing Spy Paper

Ensure confidential data avoids unauthorized access by committing it to this specialized, disintegrating espionage stationery. Upon contact with even a small amount of water, the sheet rapidly transforms into an unrecoverable, useless pulp within moments.

F*ck It I'm 50 Bucket List Book

Gift this 'F*ck It, I'm 50' bucket list journal to a cherished individual, ensuring their spectacular fifties and beyond are absolutely top-notch. Packed with wit and a touch of cheek, it's the ideal present for parents, pals, in-laws, or truly anyone possessing a zest for life and a desire for adventure.

Modular Smart Lighting Panels

Transform each room in your home into a vibrant masterpiece with these modular smart lighting panels! Each kit includes 9 dazzling LED panels that you can arrange on your walls or ceiling in any whimsical shape your heart desires. Get ready to unleash your inner artist and create eye-catching designs that spark conversation and brighten your space. With endless possibilities, you’ll have fun mixing and matching to give every corner its own unique flair!

Genius Gamer Elite Gaming Nootropic

Sharpen your reflexes and focus with this gaming nootropic formulated for players. Each capsule combines natural stimulants and brain-supporting ingredients to boost energy, clarity and reaction time when you're deep in the game.

Record Player Car Air Freshener

This clever little record player air freshener ensures your vehicle smells fantastic, tapping into the inner music enthusiast with its unique charm. Sporting wooden accents for that classic throwback vibe, it includes three durable, pre-scented discs that are a snap to swap out.

Euler's Spinning Disk

Observe fundamental physics principles demonstrated through the captivating movement of the Euler disk. This patented three-inch, chrome-plated steel disk accelerates in both speed and volume as its rotation extends, generating a genuinely mesmerizing spectacle that will hold your gaze.

The Bacon Blanket

Stay warm and amuse your inner foodie with this oversized bacon blanket. The soft, plush throw resembles a giant strip of crispy bacon, bringing cozy whimsy to your couch or bed.

Full Body Massage Pad

Sink into full-body relaxation with a padded massage mat that vibrates from neck to calves, offering customizable settings that melt tension away the moment you stretch out.

Stained Glass Umbrella

Whether it’s pouring or sunny, the Stained Glass Umbrella is here to steal the spotlight with its cathedral-like colors and whimsical flair. With an automatic open-and-close feature, it’s all about convenience, while the vibrant panels create a magical glow that’s hard to resist. This isn’t just any old umbrella – it’s a piece of wearable art that brightens up any forecast!

Samurai Sword Umbrella

Protect your reputation, loved ones, and especially your attire from precipitation using this samurai sword umbrella firmly within your capable grasp. This umbrella features an extended Japanese katana-style hilt for enhanced control and includes a stylish scabbard for effortless carrying.

The World's Smallest Phone

For those who find today's enormous, tablet-like phones a bit much, shed some bulk with the planet's tiniest phone. Though remarkably small, it arrives packed with capabilities such as Bluetooth, a camera, a calendar, FM Radio, plus a Micro SD slot.

Battles Map By Map

Explore legendary conflicts with an illustrated book detailing major battles using maps and timelines to guide readers.

Hawk Crawler Multi-Use Cart

The Hawk Crawler multi-use cart is the trusty sidekick for the serious hunter and the dedicated camper. This robust, adaptable, and highly competent conveyance rolls on substantial, heavy-duty tires, features dual pivoting axles for managing those optimally oversized hauls, and is rated for a 500-pound towing capacity.

Spiral Blade Knife

When it comes to piercing prowess, the spiral blade knife is in a league of its own! This fierce little companion boasts a fiberglass reinforced nylon handle that ensures you won’t lose your grip, even in the heat of the moment. Its 8-inch blade, crafted from 2Cr13 stainless steel, features not one, not two, but three distinct cutting edges, ready to tackle whatever culinary or adventurous escapades you throw its way!

The Simpsons Family History Book

Delve into all the essential knowledge regarding the most beloved animated American family via The Simpsons Family History book. This volume escorts you through their humorous history, uncovering every incident that shaped them into the longest-running prime-time animated program.

The Fill-In Filmography

The Fill-In Filmography is ready to roll the credits on your boring walls and bring some blockbuster charm to your living room. Consider this your personal cinematic scorecard, dividing a whopping 1,500 "must-see movies" into their proper cinematic genres, complete with a few representative films to set the scene for each category. But the real fun begins when you grab your pen and start rating the flicks you’ve already conquered, turning this magnificent piece into an instant conversation starter that proves you’re a true movie maven.